How do I get a gf?

How do I get a gf?

fuck if i know

Step 1: don't be autistic

If you're not a complete cretin and are reasonably lean just go on meetme. You'll have absolutely no competition, and the slags on there will probably be willing to overlook your autism as long as it's not TOO bad.
If you're not lean, get lean it really does help to make up for your autismo.

Deadlift more.

just talk to girls as much as you talk to guys. Make simple comments or conversations at first and don't get disappointed if it's awkward at first. Eventually befriend some cool chicks and use that to meet more girls. Keep your eye out for a cute one and try to flirt a little and see how they respond.

2 books, like cheat codes for autists.

Making friends and influencing people by dale canegie or whatever his name is

Models: Attracting women through honesty


I'm serious, went from virgin to fucking 22 girls in 3 months

If you went to school with girls then it was pretty likely you spent 6 hours a day with girls your age from 5 to 18 but know that you will never have such a golden chance for you to get a prime gf but instead the odds are stacked against you and for every one lovely pure virgin gf there are 10 Chads, Brads, Zadds and Thads who would want to have there way with her, and for most females, even males this happens, as a child I remember playing with my Moms friends and school mates and at one point in there life's someone looked at that child and thought they're gonna be so happy but now my old friends are drug addicts and one I truly did care about has killed not only themselves but one person they loved, everything and everyone are bounded by the red string of fate to become something grotesque and vile, when you go outside and see a mother walking her child know that within 20 years that child would have most likely done drugs, had sex and done things that would make the mother cry, now look at yourself and think of what you've done to make your parents cry


But
>tfw gf

Hahahahaha suck it fagboys

>to fucking 22 girls in 3 months
that's a new girl every 4 days, almost 2 a week

how do you meet the girls?

You meet tinder whores
Some user was actually talking about scoring a single mom and getting herpes from her in a thread a while ago

>You meet tinder whores
i'm not good looking enough for online dating

user, getting gf will ruin you and you shall become a normie, EMBRACE THE Veeky Forums FAG!

Take it from me you don't need to be handsome to have friendship, I've seen some of the ugliest and most retarded looking cunts be very good friend's, one guy who looks like both his parent's where born premature and so was he has good friends, if you don't have a gf because you can't meet one that's okay, but if you don't have good friend's you are mostly a pain to hang around

Don't live in a western country.

Be a chad

>but if you don't have good friend's you are mostly a pain to hang around
i actually have zero friends now

are you suggesting i use tinder to make friends with grills?

Work on yourself first, one thing I learnt from growing up is that most of your luck is situational, for example in high school I had an awful time and was bullied, I was a reject outcast and I was seriously ready to kill myself, my Brother spoke to me for a bit and stopped me but as soon as I finished my GCSEs I picked a specific engineering course and I met people who were more on my level, I made some very good friends but still had problems, if you want to make friends then join a hobby club, if you like pokemon or whatever there may be a club around, for me I went to a old card store and upstairs some nerds used to play super smash and I could really relate to them, join a radio club or something, join a club and make friends from there, this is literally how i got my gf by joining a club and meeting similar people, but becareful since people will still try to trip you up and make you feel bad so don't be a sucker

This, I can't feelspost anymore without feeling like a fraud. Are you willing to give up those memes OP?

this

Well shit

don't be a manlet. 5'11 or smaller. Sorry but women will look at you as just a side character.

Doesn't matter, you'll never have a gf of you can't manage to bulid and sustain a healthy friendship group, once you are with friends and have mentally reached a point where you can obtain friends then you will reach the point in which you will know how to get a gf, hobbies do not matter and are not a priority, you live for instant gratification but you will not receive a true gf unless you spend time working towards it by growing, this is what most people in Veeky Forums desire but will never gain because they are merely slaves to instant gratification, break free and find a gf the proper way

I'm going to sleep but if you have any questions find me and ask, no matter what

how can i seek you out, oh great one?

just make a fucking tinder and put a shirtless pic up

it's that easy

what if you don't talk to any dudes either

Real advice, lower your standards.

i always wonder what zyzz was looking at when i see that gif

i figure someone tricked him into looking at some sort of poo porn or gay stuff