/fraud/ - steroids general

I am gonna explain this since you have severe crippling autism

Taking time to read about it would obviously be fine. Say u wanna read about it. Screaming in ny face and saying I lack intelligence for wanting it, im selfish for wanting it, I should stop worrying about the glands, then 5 seconds later prescribing it and calling it a brilliant find, good job, wow, etc.. Is fucking retarded

Why does jerrys mom let him have 6 loli anime pillows and terminal obesity it's not fair

Running babbys first cycle. I am doing 3x10 for most of my lifts but I still want to do OHP heavy. Should I do 3x5,4x5, or 5x5

>terminal obesity
We call it death fat on tumblr ty

>Hopped on at age 26ish, am turning 30 in two months.
Inspiring. At 25, it's good to know that I haven't missed the boat on changing my life's trajectory. As much as it makes me happy to see young people in their early 20s self-diagnose and get on a better path, I do feel low key jelly because I was just not conscious about physical health on this level at that age (because being a pompous shithead at that age thought it was vain or some other stupid bullshit).

>sitting at the pc for both work and leisure all damn day
Tell me about it. Will look into what you mentioned about hip tilt. I think the rest is relatively fine with me - just short then lol.

What made you exit your cocoon mode? Or make it less cocoon-y? Was it natural or did you make a concerted effort? Do you talk to women?

I find it hard to get excited about a long term steady state that doesn't involve me living in a modest 300-400 sq. foot cabin with about 10 or so of my "essential" philosophy texts, adjustable dumbbells, enough money to go into town to buy good quality protons, and TRT. Libido is getting in the way of this dream atm but I'm seriously considering walking the jerry path of light and waifu love until I can arrive at a healthy balance that doesn't require me to nuke my sex drive to focus on what I want to achieve.

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>I was just not conscious about physical health on this level at that age
you cannot begin to even imagine how little of a fuck I gave about all this previously. I still loathe myself for even waiting so long.

>Will look into what you mentioned about hip tilt
Unironically lurk /bwg/ and ask about correcting such.

>What made you exit your cocoon mode? Or make it less cocoon-y?
I felt like I had reached most of my goals to a point isolating myself would only have furthered my autism, which made me turn it less cocoon-y. Fully exiting it was just a matter of feeling ready I dunno.

>Was it natural or did you make a concerted effort?
I felt ready, made a steady effort to speed up the process, if that makes sense to you.

>Do you talk to women?
ayyyyyy. Not only talking, wink wink nudge nudge

>modest 300-400 sq. foot cabin and so on
Well, full hermit mode would be grand, but is not possible for most. Don't overthink your libido, don't go jerry (no offense jerry m8 I love you), just try and focus on the important stuff with your sex drive as a side note. Trying to hold back on it to at some point magically let it all out is essentially like idiots in cbt asking about how many pl8s they need to bench to impress girls. Things like these are no moment, they are a process. Get your dick wet, don't get attached. If that's not you shtick, find a girl that will let you be you as much as she possibly can.

10x10, you wanna get big don't you?

Currentgf has that exact same bikini top. She just got it from a friend of hers and tried it on last night, that pic does a really bad job of showing just how tiny it is because that chick is pushing her chest up and taking a pic from a lower angle lol.

I kept pulling it up on her tits till it showed underboob. 10/10 highly recommend.

>exit conditions for cocoon mode
Interesting analysis. I guess your ideas of readiness and goals change drastically in this new physiological environment where your options seem just so much more expansive. I'm finding a lot of the stuff I used to obsess about on grandpa test levels to just vanish from my consciousness - might be prudent to hold off on any major life calibrations regarding goals and/or outcomes until after my first blast or after 8 months on TRT (whichever comes sooner).

>Things like these are no moment, they are a process.
Yeah, makes sense, but hard to apply. Have a lot of cognitive dissonance with grandpa test thought patterns still bouncing around in my mind. Just basically stuff like holding on to virginity and being in a more stable state because you ostensibly wouldn't miss what you've never known as much as you would after having sex.

That and the potential cognitive dissonance resulting from being intellectually drawn to the traditional life but engaging in promiscuity. Makes you wonder whether it's a rite of passage thing (where the first few are a freebie and don't really weigh on your conscience) or whether you've gotta get it right from the start if you want true success.

Insightful posts - I appreciate you taking the time to respond.

How does one acquire testosterone?

>Yeah, makes sense, but hard to apply. Have a lot of cognitive dissonance with grandpa test thought patterns still bouncing around in my mind. Just basically stuff like holding on to virginity and being in a more stable state because you ostensibly wouldn't miss what you've never known as much as you would after having sex.
>That and the potential cognitive dissonance resulting from being intellectually drawn to the traditional life but engaging in promiscuity.
Kill yourself autistic fuck

Stop referring to your former test level as a sort of deity governing your actions from the past. What would count as OCD for low test males is called dedication for adjusted test levels. Obsessed is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated, but you need to obsess about the right things. Look at masT, he is growing like an ox but still has enough dysmorphia left that it will never truly satisfy him. Use that mindset, apply it to whatever goal you might have, dial it back down just enough so you will comfortably reach a point where you are fine with who you are, striving to better yourself further but not hanging yourself for stalling, as long as you can say with utmost honesty that being you is fine the way it is at that point.

>virginity and so on
There is no set procedure. Either fuck around to lose your first pair of horns, or don't, it literally does not matter. Just don't base the rest of your actions on it in any way or form. Side note, remember. Be the best person you can be (and not ogre levels of hideous but I suppose you are not) and pussy will come naturally. If you want it, use it, if not, pay no mind, or even make some female friends you can shoot the shit with to gain confidence without orbiting in any way.

>taking time to respond
Boredom is a cunt, and you're fun to talk to all things considered.

The phonecall that saved fraud

You buy it from the testosterone store, just down the street from GNC.

Fatlifts lost his virginity a few hours ago lads

I demand proof

>tfw first for fl gets laid is no longer possible

Only if you join me faggot

>Stop referring to your former test level as a sort of deity governing your actions from the past.
Fair point. I mostly mean it in a way to designate the different way I expressed myself in the past but I see how it can seem like I'm using it to justify/excuse old behavior patterns.

On the whole, I don't have many complaints about the grandpa test life except for the physical and social aspects. I still had a REALLY good drive for pursuing my intellectual interests and got a ton of satisfaction from reaching some of my academic/professional goals. Now what I'm experiencing is that the physical and social aspects of life (which previously seemed like dead ends) have now opened up - and I'm trying to think about how to re-partition my efforts/attention between the totality of these aspects.

For now, I think I'm going to focus on scholarship and my profession since I have built up a good amount of momentum already. I think of it like stocks - just because something looks fresh and exciting doesn't mean you should put all your eggs in that basket at the expense of holding them in the baskets you've done a lot of due diligence/research on. The reason I'm interested in the cocoon mode stuff you mentioned is because it seems like a good opportunity to get your priorities in line on your own terms rather than having to figure them out or discover them on the fly.

>Just don't base the rest of your actions on it in any way or form.
Yeah, this (freedom from self-antagonism for being a virgin) is what I want to achieve in the near term. And I'm pretty close to being there completely, since two of the grills I met at the adoption drive have more or less requested the D and all that's left is to close the deal. So the whole "must be so hard to do and requires CHAD genetics" meme is destroyed, which I'm glad about.

>make some female friends
Interesting idea. Will try this. May be fun if the sex tension remains

>Fatlifts lost his virginity a few hours ago lads
Lies!

Id believe it
Lame

I want to believe...

How do you get on the gear the right way? The only thing I know about roids is you gain muscle faster, get acne, tits and tiny balls. But obviously there are people who do it right and get amazing results. What are those guys doing differently?

Nothing to really add, you have nailed the concept and I need to leave soon anyway. But:

>female friends
>sexual tension remains
could go hella wrong. I have a handful that I'd never ever fuck just because, to prove myself I can be social enough to befriend them without an agenda in mind (except for gathering intel on acquaintances I indeed want to lay kek), mutual friendzoning for the lack of a better term. of course cheeky flirting is always nice, and I'm gonna be called a huge faggot for the mere principle so who cares.

>totality of aspects
Partition it with macros in mind. 40% physical 40% mental and social gains, fill rest with whatever lewd shit you might be up to, if that does not apply, treat it as jokers for one of the other two..

What's the best steroid that doesn't cause hairloss?
I'm already on finasteride, and I don't want to lose anymore.
Thanks.

100mg test/wk with deca, bold

these can still cause hair loss, but likely won't unless you're really sensitive to DHT or run too much

They go to reddit's r/steroids board and read their wiki

Where the hell do you even get steroids? At a pharmacy or something?

If you have a prescription sure.

Is there a way I could pass a loaded pin through the airport?

Will they be suspicious?

Does using Rogaine on cycle prevent hairloss?

Buy a diabetic travel organizer and put it in that.

Someone has posted here in the past that TSA dgaf about medicines and is just trying to look out for weapons. I'd probably keep it next to some shampoo bottles in your ziploc bag and see what happens. Needles should probably go alongside to avoid them opening your bag to find it and asking you why you've got em.

Am considering taking a syringe filled with olive oil and pins on a trial flight since this was the primary reason I wasted 4 months trying to get legal/pharma TRT (concerns about ability to travel with test).

>diabetic travel organizer
This is fucking genius. Thank you user. Might pick this up and get one of my grandma's old blood glucose testers with a few testing strips to throw in there so it's more convincing.

report back with results, will be needing to do the same thing a few times this year and not wanting to switch to test u because lazy.

It's literally $30 or cheaper on amazon. If they start getting suspicious just cite the Americans with Disabilities Act (assuming you're in burgerland) and act confidant. Tell them that according to the ADA you don't have to answer questions about personal required medication or some shit.

Damn Argentinian women are good looking. Somewhat foreign but still mostly white features, brb booking tickets to Buenos Aires.

Any fraudsters been there?

That was probably me. But it is true they don't give a fuck unless you have weed in your bag.

Just peel the label off the vial or buy some 2-5ml vials to make it look more like insulin. As for needles, they're legal I'm most states and federally nor do they pose a risk to air travel so they really don't care.

>Argentina
>mostly white
All kidding aside, I agree. Only been once for like a week but it was superb.

Looking online it seems like they give out boob jobs like candy or something. Nearly every girl has fake tits which is okay with me but kinda weird to see so many.

They have no middle ground. Every woman is either Barbie's latina cousin or a dog faced fridge with tits at waist level. It's fucking eerie..

Lol.

Pls b tru

better to stick everything in the carry on or in my stored luggage?

or would the pressure changes pose an issue in the cargo hold?

The bins are pressurized to the same altitude as the cabin the only difference would be the temperature. If there isn't an animal down there it'll be pretty cold.

I'd take it in your carry-on. If TSA find something in checked bags they can't really get ahold of you to ask so they usually get the police to talk to you. If they see it at the checkpoint they'll just ask you (doubtful though).

>cialias didn't work
>dick dead on cialias

LoL

You should have seen her face

Little guy just does not have any life in him today

>go to her dorm
>push her on the bed
>take off her clothes
>start sucking on her tits
>hmmm
>why is it dead

Cialis makes it harder for your boners to go away, it won't give you them in the first place. So basically you're gay.

Missed your chance to tell her it's cause she's gotten fat.

Why the fuck is anyone responding to this stale meme

That's all it is, a meme

Unless u count fucking a onahole stuck into an anime pillow

Brehs I forgot to wear the little eye safety things for like 5 mins am I gonna be OK?

Also I'm still so fucking pale, how many tans before I am zyzz tan?

you gon go blind haha sucks to be you

about 7-9 10 minute sessions or half that for 20min (which I don't recommend for chaulk colored fags like you) for it to really show evenly.

RIP ur retinas. Also get MT2, it'll make tanning much better if you're pale. You'll tan much faster and won't get burned.

Stop memeing will I be ok?

how the fuck are you asking this WHILE posting the safety shit

i mean you won't go blind instantly if you forgot the goggles for 5 mins. but had your eyes firmly closed the whole time. still pay attention to this shit you oaf.

if you literally stared into aww the pwetty bwue light for those 5 mins, you deserve to be removed from the gene pool

>RIP your retinas
>advising him to get a drug that causes freckles behind the eye

>Damn Argentinian women are good looking.
Ole!
Saved
Sup dude? Wanna trade some memek for tren ace?

>f you literally stared into aww the pwetty bwue light for those 5 mins, you deserve to be removed from the gene pool

Yeah bro that's exactly what I did

I can still see though. Guess I'm glad I'm not blind?

Fuck

why do I have trouble sticking with a routine for more than 3 weeks

the only thing I stuck with longer than that was sheiko because it was fun as fugg

maybe I should go back

[email protected] laddie

cataracts WHEN

some of the damage is not immediate tho. also holy shit please be b8 you cannot literally be this retarded

yes I slightly mad

>Saved
N-no the National Shitposting League did not give you express permission to reuse these images, expect a certified letter from my lawyer soon.

You'd be surprised brah

Also my skin feels fucking burned LOL

Shit hurts, 10 minutes in only.

Google says I'm fine. Although my eyes kinda hurt.

They actually starting to burn a little now

city-data.com/forum/health-wellness/2007145-did-something-incredibly-stupid-tanning-salon.html

I genuinely hope you die.

Fuck I gotta drive like 30 mins home and I'm high as fuck and my eyes hurt so bad

Why you gotta be such a Debbie downer

Fuck my skin and eyes hurt

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Cool I hit you up later.
What you think of this grill?
What is happening with this poster? Drug overdose?

tanning bed as a pale ghost fiending on ECA and cialis, while wearing no eye protection whatsoever.

Cap bby is it so hard to scroll up

Idk thE ec paranoia and paranoia that I fucked my eyes is getting to me

I'm not even worried about the ED bro it's my eyes

If I can't see the barbells how can I get bigger? You ever seen a shredded blind man?

>the the cialias they said
>your dick is gonna work they said

I got another date tmrw with a diff girl what do bros? Don't want a repeat.

Trykilling yourself

Gtfo fucking r9k loser

Maybe date women that you don't expect to dick on the first meeting.

Don't listen to me though. I dick almost everyone the first date.

lay off the eca for the day, pop some viagra an hour or, maybe little less, beforehand. pretty shit tbqh but your only hope for one last good fuck before you lose your eyesight

Fraud is apparently r9k now with these shitty blog posters
Mods should just delete fraud entirely

We are posting about ephedrine?..
Try slamming your cock in a car door. Always works for me.

>Maybe date women that you don't expect to dick on the first meeting.

What's a good balance on the easiness scale from 1 to 10 where a 1 is a tinderslut and a 10 is a hardcore religious nutcase, of how many meetings it takes to fuck a girl

Shoo gains goblin shoo shoo

>says the natty shitposter trying to talk to his "friends"
MODS DELETE FRAUD

delete your existence by kys you piece of shit. your're really lowering the level of discourse in the steroids megathread. you make me sick.

>600mg tren 500mg dnp plus clen ephedrine

I dunno if i should go no carb or low carb.

Tren loves the shit out of it but dnp will burn me up though that might further improve partitioning and fat loss.

Currently eating 800 cals of chicken breast and 800 cals of peas and beans for the whole day. (180lbs estimate tdee is 4300 all drugs included).

you should eat all of your carbs right before you go to bed

>lowering level of discourse
Have you even READ this thread?

>glands look at this fat cbt!
>how do I tan?
>Fl lost his virginity
>where 2 cop?
>muh pure Christian gf

There is no discourse
Its autistic friends general but all the good posters left
Fuck off back to that autistic discord

kek

the worst posts are the meta state of the thread posts that happen all the time and are always worthless

I eat half of it during work(need energy plus i work in the coldass dairy section of a massive supermarket so the heat helps).

The other half is post workout, cause of the whole anabolic period broscience.

>Set tinder to also match with men
>300 matches in an hour
Should I turn gay?

I couldnt say.

Women who date me, like me sure, but we both don't beat around the bush when it comes to why they've met with me or keep me around.

I'm not dating material so your mileage may vary.

Ask for money and favors via amazon vouchers or pizza deliveries. But dont put out physically.

Where do you get your tees from lads

Taper is getting nice and sick of baggy shit round the waist

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