>be me, 19yo virgin >6' 190lbs lifting for 2 years pretty good physique, not ugly (at least i hope not). >university residence has a formal dance with another residence >i get to dress up and drink so why not >having lots of fun drinking and talking shit with my friends >eventually go to the dance floor, start dancing >this one girl seems particularly amused by me >she starts grinding on me, her friend pulls her away >she seems to be following me around the rest of the night >im a bit too drunk so i decide to take the first bus back to campus >barely anyone on the bus, makes sense as most people wanted to stay longer >she follows me on >tons of empty seats, she decides to sit on my lap >she's wearing a tiny blue dress >instant hardon >don't know where to put my hands, just leave them at my sides >she starts moving around on top of me >"you're allowed to touch me, you know" >muster up the courage to grab her hips >hands shaking like crazy, she could tell >we get off the bus >she's literally hanging on to me at this point >she slurs "want to go back to my room(?)" >could have been "i want to go back to my room", or "want to go back to my room?" >kind of windy, couldn't tell if it was a statement or a question >"yeah me too haha i'm a bit tired it was nice to meet you!" >speedwalk away >get to my room >contemplate suicide
>she adds me on facebook in the morning
why am i so autistic... hold me Veeky Forums.
Julian Richardson
>adds you on facebook in the morning Looks like you're still in the game user. You can message her about what a fun time you had last night and how you'd like to spend more time with her. If she doesn't respond its whatever, move on to the next girl, but it sounds like she has a thing for you. Ask for her number then make plans to meet up next weekend or sooner. Good luck.
Cameron Diaz
It's not too late fuck her tonight
Liam Baker
Look at what he did while drunk, i think he would explode sober
Logan Price
post pic of urself
Robert Anderson
Nigga go for it your Still on the hook
Christian Green
Guys sperg like this, throw away a chance, and then hate on dudes who have the balls to get it in. Is that what it means to be redpilled?
Adam Anderson
You still have a chance user! try to play it off like you don't really know what happened last night after meeting her, but look forward to talking to her again.
Ryan Williams
You could play the "didn't want to take advantage you seemed drunk, but if like to get to know you" route and youd come off as a nice guy not autistic
Adrian Thompson
You what
Jason Price
I did this kind of thing all through university. Regretted all those opportunities when I left. Give in and have a few minutes of fun with someone and stop hating yourself my man.
Bentley Long
Msg her and tell her you felt bad because you ate something bad or sht and ask her out for next meet.
Should work desu.
T. 24 kissless virgin
Carter Torres
don't even message her with some excuse just message her saying hi normally and eventually ask to hangout maybe
Brody Lopez
it's cool breh depends on what you want. There will be plenty of sloots for you if you care
Andrew Taylor
You dont deserve to live or reproduce.
Owen Long
I thought I was on Veeky Forums not /rk9/ but ofcourse they neger go out to parties anyway.
Zachary Evans
You dodged a false rape accusation. Good job, mate.
Austin Perry
You still have chance to redeem yourself, just play it cool don't go on confessing about your insecurities and shit,ask her out and try to get to know her, she's really into you so you have much more room to be the retard you are.
Jackson Myers
fucking hell man she was fucking offering herself to you gain some confidence and try again
Liam Murphy
Op here, sent her a message saying that I was too drunk and didn't really know what wasn't going on but would like to get to know her better. Now she wants to hang out sometime today so wtf do I do? Take her out for a coffee?
Pls respond
Nolan Adams
Netflix and chill
Aiden Gonzalez
You're not meant to reproduce, just kys.
Julian Ross
>tell her to come over >start making out with her the moment she walks through the door >throw her on your bed >fuck her