Hey guys, I quit Veeky Forums about 3 years ago. Let's compare lives and see if Veeky Forums or no-Veeky Forums is better. How was 2016 for you?
ME
> Age: 25 > Income: $300,000 (not including investments + stock grants) > Girls banged: 27 > Bench max: 215 > squat: i dont even squat > Misc: learned two languages, biked over 3000 miles, worked entirely from home
The bartender concedes, from inside his vest That none of the best ones were ever the best
1/10 for making me reply shallow amerifag
Logan Fisher
28 $120k 1 180 300 Learned the basics of Japanese because I'm a fucking weeb, got married, and I too worked from home. Also not lying like OP
Matthew Clark
Age 22 Income zero (student) Girls banged 15, been in long term relationship for last 3 years Bench max 275 lb Squat 405lb Misc, fuck knows what that means.
Ryan Rodriguez
> Age: 25 > Income: $3,000,000 (not including investments + stock grants) > Girls banged: 270 > Bench max: 900 > squat: also 900 > Misc: learned twenty languages, biked over 30,000 miles, fucked OPs mother from home, nut all over her face daily shit was SO cash
guess Veeky Forums wins it man sorry
Jace Barnes
OP again. oh, and this was for 2016 only. Girls banged lifetime would be about 70
u can call me a manlet who barely lifts, but then you'd have to admit you make less money and bang less chicks than a lowly manlet
Brody Rogers
sounds like you're compensating for something, big boy
Angel Perry
manlet at least knows enough to not lie about/post height
Aaron Cooper
fuck i was late to the party
Andrew Rogers
>> Age: 25 >> Income: 50k >> Girls banged: 3 >> Bench max: 250x5, don't do 1rp >> squat: 225 due to fucked knees >> Misc: the fuck you want?
Isaac Brooks
Age: 23 Income: Irrelevant, I live a comfortable and happy life with the money I make. Girls banged: I don't value myself based on the number of sluts I risked getting an STI from. Bench max: Never even tried benching before. squat: I sometimes squat on the toilet. Misc: I am happy.
Isaiah Evans
> Age: 19 > Income: $6,000,000 (not including investments + stock grants) > Girls banged: 69 > Bench max: 420 > squat: i dont even squat > Misc: learned 18 languages, biked over 7777777777 miles, worked entirely from home
Christopher Jones
When I was your age, I made less money and banged more chicks. You're a tool loser. I banged 30+ girls by the time I was 20. I also lifted less than you.
Jacob Johnson
some jelly fags in here
Michael Rogers
>I banged 30+ girls by the time I was 20 Filthy degenerate.
Nathaniel Rivera
wat is yor job
Chase Taylor
Post a pay stub
Eli Clark
> Age: 18 > Income: $126,000,000 (not including investments + stock grants) > Girls banged: 375 > Bench max:680 > squat: i dont even squat > Misc: learned 53 languages,fulfilled my dream of a round-the-world cycling trip, didn't work at all
>> Age: 29 >> Income: $3.5 million or something idk. Invested in Uber and still have an economic interest >> Girls banged: about 100 million (pretty much every adult woman in North America) >> Bench max: 6 pl8 >> squat: 6 pl8 >> Misc: DL is also 6 pl8 my goal was to even out my lifts
Come at me bro
Oliver Mitchell
>hey guys did you hear? i quit fit
Luis Fisher
OP here THIS is not me
I'm 5'10
Jack White
> Age: 18 > Income: 7 figures > Girls banged: Cant count because i bang different woman every other day > Bench max: 500 lbs paused 15 reps > squat: 700lbs paused, atg 15 reps > Misc: 10 inch white cock
Eli Long
cant fool me son, that aint no glorious trump! THATS SOME GIGA NIGGA!
Connor Cruz
PRAISE GIGA NIGGA!
Brody Rogers
> Age: 20 > Income: $0 > Girls banged: 0 > Bench max: 0 - ? > squat: 0 - ? > Misc: a girl smiled at me like 4 months ago
Lucas Jones
PRAISE GIGA NIGGA!
Jacob Williams
Without lying?
> Age: 22 > Income: 57k > Girls banged: 20-30 > Bench max: 245 > squat: 265 > Misc: Fell for the STEM meme, its whatever. Breakup messed with me and I went on tinder bender over a Chicago internship which is why my number so high. Saving and investing to retire early (50 is my goal)