Hey guys, I quit Veeky Forums about 3 years ago...

Hey guys, I quit Veeky Forums about 3 years ago. Let's compare lives and see if Veeky Forums or no-Veeky Forums is better. How was 2016 for you?

ME

> Age: 25
> Income: $300,000 (not including investments + stock grants)
> Girls banged: 27
> Bench max: 215
> squat: i dont even squat
> Misc: learned two languages, biked over 3000 miles, worked entirely from home

YOU

> Age:
> Income:
> Girls banged:
> Bench max:
> squat:
> Misc:

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1/10 for making me reply shallow amerifag

28
$120k
1
180
300
Learned the basics of Japanese because I'm a fucking weeb, got married, and I too worked from home. Also not lying like OP

Age 22
Income zero (student)
Girls banged 15, been in long term relationship for last 3 years
Bench max 275 lb
Squat 405lb
Misc, fuck knows what that means.

> Age: 25
> Income: $3,000,000 (not including investments + stock grants)
> Girls banged: 270
> Bench max: 900
> squat: also 900
> Misc: learned twenty languages, biked over 30,000 miles, fucked OPs mother from home, nut all over her face daily shit was SO cash

guess Veeky Forums wins it man sorry

OP again. oh, and this was for 2016 only. Girls banged lifetime would be about 70

(op here) not lying, just living the dream

move east, find yourself a nice japa lady

> Age: 26
> Income: 112K
> Girls banged: 1 real girl
> Bench max: 2 pl8
> squat: 3 pl8

OK bud

i wont fall for the bait

youtube.com/watch?v=Km9-DiFaxpU
>he doesnt know 20 languages
fucking pleb

(op again)

Oh, and forgot to mention, I'm 5'8"

u can call me a manlet who barely lifts, but then you'd have to admit you make less money and bang less chicks than a lowly manlet

sounds like you're compensating for something, big boy

manlet at least knows enough to not lie about/post height

fuck i was late to the party

>> Age: 25
>> Income: 50k
>> Girls banged: 3
>> Bench max: 250x5, don't do 1rp
>> squat: 225 due to fucked knees
>> Misc: the fuck you want?

Age: 23
Income: Irrelevant, I live a comfortable and happy life with the money I make.
Girls banged: I don't value myself based on the number of sluts I risked getting an STI from.
Bench max: Never even tried benching before.
squat: I sometimes squat on the toilet.
Misc: I am happy.

> Age: 19
> Income: $6,000,000 (not including investments + stock grants)
> Girls banged: 69
> Bench max: 420
> squat: i dont even squat
> Misc: learned 18 languages, biked over 7777777777 miles, worked entirely from home

When I was your age, I made less money and banged more chicks. You're a tool loser. I banged 30+ girls by the time I was 20. I also lifted less than you.

some jelly fags in here

>I banged 30+ girls by the time I was 20
Filthy degenerate.

wat is yor job

Post a pay stub

> Age: 18
> Income: $126,000,000 (not including investments + stock grants)
> Girls banged: 375
> Bench max:680
> squat: i dont even squat
> Misc: learned 53 languages,fulfilled my dream of a round-the-world cycling trip, didn't work at all

> Age: 77
> Income: $1 (not including investments + stock grants)
> Girls banged: 11+22
> Bench max: 110
> squat: 952
> Misc:

>> Age: 29
>> Income: $3.5 million or something idk. Invested in Uber and still have an economic interest
>> Girls banged: about 100 million (pretty much every adult woman in North America)
>> Bench max: 6 pl8
>> squat: 6 pl8
>> Misc: DL is also 6 pl8 my goal was to even out my lifts

Come at me bro

>hey guys did you hear? i quit fit

OP here
THIS is not me

I'm 5'10

> Age: 18
> Income: 7 figures
> Girls banged: Cant count because i bang different woman every other day
> Bench max: 500 lbs paused 15 reps
> squat: 700lbs paused, atg 15 reps
> Misc: 10 inch white cock

cant fool me son, that aint no glorious trump! THATS SOME GIGA NIGGA!

PRAISE GIGA NIGGA!

> Age: 20
> Income: $0
> Girls banged: 0
> Bench max: 0 - ?
> squat: 0 - ?
> Misc: a girl smiled at me like 4 months ago

PRAISE GIGA NIGGA!

Without lying?

> Age: 22
> Income: 57k
> Girls banged: 20-30
> Bench max: 245
> squat: 265
> Misc: Fell for the STEM meme, its whatever. Breakup messed with me and I went on tinder bender over a Chicago internship which is why my number so high. Saving and investing to retire early (50 is my goal)

PRAISE GIGGA NIGGA

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