Sure you're big, but can you fight?

sure you're big, but can you fight?

Boxing cucks this thread is not for you, we only allow muy thai here.

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The best possible method of self defense in the real world is.. a handgun. I'm a huge mma fan and I think karate background is the most exciting.

Why don't you use muay thai pics if it's a muay thai thread?

Spoiler they are all dyels

it's a bjj/judo/wrestling/muy thai thread

your autistic striking that was developed by manlet jungle asians has no hope against bjj.

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case and point, you muy thai fags would get destroyed by this 105lb bjj black belt.

let me start by saying

shut the fuck up.

shut the fuck up faggot. you're probably some average gymbro whitebelt dude from LA who decided to join bjj/gjj hype just because its "in" and think he's hot shit because you know how to fucking pull guard 100000 times a week and think triangle choke work wonders in street fight

let me fucking tell you straightaway doing an hour of classes in some gringo school surrounded by your fucking hipster numale friends and crosfit chicks will not do jack shit when confronted by a REAL BJJ fighter from brazil/sambo from russia/judoka from japan.

i can tell fucking guarantee you take any skinny 140 lb kid from sao paulo with literal shitstains on his handwoven gi and pit him against you on the mat and the kid will fucking steamroll through your fat ass.

BJJ school standards are fucking laughable in USA. you think you/re hot shit because you know how to transition from half guard to omoplata and have 19 in biceps/over 1000lb total? think again, shrimp.

I'm big and nobody fucks with me.

Truth is, I bet any average fuccboi could probably beat the shit out of me.

So being big is useful until someone doesn't give a shit how big I am.

Sure you can fight, but can you shoot?

All those who take up the sword shall perish by the sword.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>muay Thai

Lmao, fukn weebs

I've won every fight I've ever been in, and I have no training.
once seven guys tried to hold my ass down and I broke free and ran.
my instincts and intuition are naturally very good, what martial art do you recomend I learn?

>Muy Thai

Come back when you can at least spell it correctly, idiot. Do you even trane?

A pipebomb.

You basically have to be an autistic MMA fan to know where the good shit is in your area, if there's any.

>laughts at boxers
>muay thai

Ok, pay twice the price of a boxing gym and get scammed with your muay thai.

Boxer beats bjj/judo/wrestling/muy thai

Boxer wins hands down :-)

>No kicks
>no elbows
>no knees
>no takedowns
>no grappling
>no submission

M-muh boxing is superior

Kek

I'm swimming now to get from skinnyfat to Veeky Forums, but I'd like to get into a martial art to have a more social hobby than swimming. I think Muay Thai is a good choice - the local club (Sweden) is apparently serious. I read in another martal arts thread that the best preparation is to stretch like a motherfucker. Do you guys have any opinions or advice on transitioning from swimming to Muay Thai? I'd like to do it around the half-year mark, so I've got four more months to prepare my skinny body for it.

I'm a blue belt from New Jersey, plenty of high caliber gringo professors here.

what gym are you at?

i'm in north jersey and looking for a good bjj place. don't feel like driving into new york/long island.

I was expecting dank memes but this got interesting the more I read it. Might try a boxing class at the Y this Friday because fuckit I have nothing else going on.

>bjj
>doing anything other than playing baby in the mat floor and waiting for the other to attack

yeah no

>all these people talking about which martial art is better than this other martial art

You might as well be LARPing, or talking about how katanas are the strongest sword ever made. You roleplaying faggots are so pathetic and you don't even realize.

Do martial arts if you want, but treat it like tennis or gymnastics or some other intense cardio. If you live in a first world country and are not completely retarded you will never ever fight on da streetz.

A good boxing gym is better than an average muay thai gym or an average bjj gym for self defence

Prove me wrong

only correct response

Being prepared for shit to go down is part of the fun for some people. That's like saying you shouldn't shoot guns in any way except autistic indoor air pistol matches.

Takedowns..

Stopped training now that I'm back at school, but I was at Brunswick BJJ (Garry Tonon's). Up north I'd say Silver fox is worth checking out.

Judo takedowns are far superior

BJJ wins because of rings rules in the floor

ah, muy thai - slightly more than just thai

I am not a tough guy who starts argument or sets up fights for no reason so their is bo reason for me to use my time learning martial arts.
Infact some martial art practioners do this on perpouse just to prove to their freinds or girlfreind they can fight.
If someone comes at me with that of course i am going try to a less lethal tool to subdue them and then pummel them.
Win by any means in real life their is no rules or judges you want to win to avoid being injured over stupid shit

>Oh geez, they're standing up, shit, what do I tell them to do now
>Oh right, a sloppy attempt at a double-leg from beyond arm's length
t. every BJJ coach ever

>good is better than average

well yeah

Now, it's easier to find a good boxing gym than a good muay thai gym

prove me wrong

not for long.

boxing is ded. meme striking is on the rise.

that's something I'll give you, at least here in the states

>blue belt
>giving any recommendation about grappling whatsoever

how cute

True, but for things like these Boxing is more than fine. Situations like these are rare and even if they do happen you're not likely to come up against an equally skilled fighter of whatever martial art.

People who like to start shit on the streets are usually assholes who only have expirience brawling in the street. Punks like those will go down against a trainef boxer, but they will also get smashed up by a trained MMA fighter.

Long story short: trained fighter-->punk who starts shit on the streets (note: trained fighter means someone who actually has expirience in the ring. Going to practice 2x a week isn't quite the same)

You mean

t, any bjj school in USA ran by white professors.

I've flown to moscow/tokyo/brazil to study bjj/judo and i can safely say majority of grappling schools in USA is some baby shit. I learned wrestling throws/finger manipulations/arm drags/standing sweep as a blue belt bjj in sau paulo. They had vale tudo day in the gym once a week that had kids (age 11-12) attend and literally wrestle each other til their face bleed.

So Glaucon, it follows that it's better to do boxing than muay thai, and if a man strives to be excellent, he has to sign for the best boxing gym he can find

Early 90's mountain bike with slicks.

Du kommer ångra att du inte började nu. Har mött både 60kg skinnyfats och 120kg tjockisar, alla kan börja när som helst. Du kan inte köra mer fys än du klarar av och ingen tittar snett på dig för att du inte kan göra 50 armhävningar. Ett kampsportgym är en väldigt ödmjuk plats.

This. Besides, 99% of situations can be diffused by not being an asshole and saying "I'm not gonna fight you"

Tall glass of ketchup every day at dinner.

You could just go to a good boxing gym, and ask the trainer there if he knows any good muay thai gym.

Natty lickeroo.

nice if this is what they call fighting i wonder how they play kiss and make up

Bjj is literally one gi away from softcore gay porno wrestling

Dont like his demeanor but hes right.