When measuring your dick do you measure from the side or the top?

When measuring your dick do you measure from the side or the top?
Do you push the ruler into your skin a bit?

>ruler
More like tape measure

i measure from my anus.

More like radar mapping system.

>tape measure
not placing your dick on a table and drawing a line
pleb detected

from the taint for most accurate measurement.

>having a table big enough for your dick
Dicklet detected

From my eurethra to my clit

>measuring your dick
for what purpose
are you trying to become a pornstar or something?

Just asking for a friend.

Stuff your dick into your butthole then pull it out. However far down the brown goes is your one true length.

>be me measuring my dick
>length comes out at 6.4''
>girth comes out at 5.6''
>beat the average by an inch or two

Still think I have a small peepee tbqh

you do have a small peepee

Don't press the ruler / tape measurer into the skin. Don't let your measurement tool bend at all, it has to be entirely straight. Vast majority of guys claiming they have a 7"+ dick are either lying or they're shit at measuring.

Using bendy rulers is a bad idea, as you won't get accurate results. It only counts if that part of your penis can actually be touched. Pressing into your skin is cheating.

:(

my sides

Bone pressed is the only way to accurately measure your dick. And as long as you aren't terribly fat it should all be usable depending on the position.

>not using a digital caliper
>making it

thats the average but Chad Thundercock is the guy getting all the pussy so more women interact with his 17" dong than they do with tiny ones

On top pressed into the pubic bone ruler sideways. Farthest mark ur dick can touch the ruler by stretching and smashing

Do bone pressed erect length (BPEL).
Stand upright, get boner, keep boner horizontal, use rule from bone above boner to end of penis, measuring horizontally.

>tfw making dick gains from permacutting from fatasfatass

I measure it from the asshole

>scale on caliper only goes up to 15cm
>it's enough

> Get a piece of string
> measure around your neck
> that's how long your schlonger should be +- 1

>tfw 17" SchlongDong

Does your cock actually "grow" or look bigger when you get down to a lower bf?

Do you actually gain some of that bone pressed length?

>not measering your penis with google earth

you will never satisfy a girl

definitely looks bigger.

I cut from a fatass at 285 down to 210 and gained 2 inches

>he doesn't measure his dick buy placing two lights on each side and then timing how long it took light to travel from one bulb to the other then multiplying that by the speed of light
Kys dicklet

I've tried but my dick doesn't bend that way when erect and it doesn't reach flaccid

>doesn't reach flaccid
t. has a vagina

that means you have a -3" dick. sorry breh

Just do the TP roll test. If you cant fit your dick through then youre fine. No point in measuring length because there is like 5 different ways to do it that give you different measurements. you cant cheat girth

>able to do this because his dick doesnt atract light towards it
Never gonna make it

>not atract light with your penis because the mass breaks the rules of nature and you start penetrating random women from other dimensions accidentally every now and then

you sure this isn't just a huge clit you have there?

coming from a fairly slutty person
dick size does NOT matter boys

I'm not doing it for women, I just wanna feel euphoric about myself in a completely heterosexual way

>tfw you catch interdimensional stds
I heard that's how one of my ancestors brought chlamydia into this universe

I just use my finger and then measure my finger.

I have a huge tuft of fat over my dick so i pish down and measure 5.5" x 4.5" I think i have another .5". Still it can't be good at 4.5" girth

>God's face when

>tfw sometimes in the mirror i see my profile and it looks like a little thin dick
>other times while jacking it I realize how far my hand actually has to go from the tip to the base and remember seeing similar in a porn video

never gonna make it

I wonder how it feels to have illiterate children.
>Sign in the back
>your instead of you're

What if you're just like 30 pounds overweight on a bulk? If I lost 20 or so, what would my dick do?

> Veeky Forums - fitness

Yeah, it's fucking unreal
I thought I had a micropenis when I was fat, then I got superlean and felt like a pornstar
But the more I lifted and the bigger my legs got the more average my cock started to look again

Problem is if you train your legs too hard it makes your dick look smaller
But not training legs will make your physique look retarded

It's quite a conundrum

>Implying she didn't just write that herself before having to picture taken

>I have a huge tuft of fat over my dick so i pish down and measure 5.5" x 4.5" I think i have another .5". Still it can't be good at 4.5" gi

While standing I push my dick down to a 90 degree angle and measure on top.
To get a more scientific measure I press into the skin till I reach bone.
But I keep both measurements(bone pressed and non bone pressed) in mind.
Side measuring is for when I want to pretend It's over ten inches and impress some horny milfs and highschool/college girls online.

Measurements?

Measuring bone-pressed from the top is the officially recognized way to do it, but if you measure from the side you will come out with ~the same measuremet as long as you don't have an extreme curve and you're not otherwise deformed in your pelvic region.

Tape measure is most effective tool.

Life is suffer

>tfw fatas fatass
>dick won't fit in TP roll and still measures 7" with out pressing into the fat above my penis
>fupa is probably an inch
>i've been suppressing my chad thundercock genes with donuts this entire time
>tfw some dicklet fatass is sad he has a small dick even when he measures from underneath his fupa

>yfw you need an anonymous middle eastern migrant rat tendering bank electronic forvm to feel better about yourself

Might gain an inch, but it's hard to say without knowing how your body stores fat. Try it and find out. I lost 30 pounds over the list year and gained around an inch

>yfw you don't need a Norwegian weeaboo pixel collection forum to be happy because you don't have a midget dick but it makes you slightly happier anyway because other people do have midget dicks

what movie/series is that from? doesnt look like mr. robot

The pacific and its the best most accurate accurate depiction of how the us military interacts with each other

Absolutely.

As your bf% lowers, and the fat recedes, more and more of your dick is exposed and usable.

If for no other reason, a man's motivation for getting his bf down should be to reclaim his true dick.

you can gain more then an inch if you measure from the side.
Can go from just over 9 inches bone pressed to a bit over ten if I measure it juuuust right.

And a normal 12 inch straight ruler is better. Mainly for safety reasons.