How do I start talking to the gym receptionist? I want to ask her out

How do I start talking to the gym receptionist? I want to ask her out

don't. It's a bad idea.

I have membership to multiple gyms if it doesn't go well

Slam your change on the counter, point at her and say:

FIVE MINUTES

Then walk out of there and await my instructions

Why do you have membership to multiple gyms?

Its membership to 2 rec centers in my city

Ok I'm outside

Just progress naturally. Start with a passing "how's your day going?" if she gives you a short/blunt answer, move along. If she seems into keeping the conversation going, stop walking and talk for a few minutes. Like people do.

Flop your donger on the desk while maintaining eye contact.

Cut your finger on some machine and ask if she's got a band-aid.

The workplace is not really where you should be flirty tho. I know it happens but if you really wanna talk to her, ask for her number or wait for her to leave.
>Hey, I find you pretty. Can I get your number so maybe we go on a date?

Simple and Effective

"Ugh could you believe that FPH thread on Veeky Forums last night? What a bunch of white night pussies! Name's Chet btw, how are you?

>>Hey, I find you pretty. Can I get your number so maybe we go on a date?

If you plan on doing it because she seems nice its probably because its her job.

Dont do it

Tell her you're an archaeologist and want to see her dick.

>just be confident brah

offer her to the ol' lickaroo

just go behind the desk and go down on her while she's working.

Say I'm going to rape you with my tongue whether you like it or not

rape is French for respect/admire/seduce

>>Hey, I find you pretty. Can I get your number so maybe we go on a date?
wew

Virgins detected.

>or wait for her to leave
so should he hide in a bus or behind a car in the parking lot? maybe follow her for a few blocks? What should he wear? A black hoodie?

>Hey, I find you pretty. Can I get your number so maybe we go on a date?

>Hey, I find you pretty.
>fedora intensifies
>May I request thy number, princess?
>eyebrows waggle
>Perchance a courtship?

BEST GYM RECEPTIONIST COMING THROUGH

On the other hand, It's supper irritating when you just want to get shit done, and the girl is grasping at straws to elongate the discussion with you.

That's a big mug

who is this seemon deemon?

Larkin love

wew lad

I did this ,the gym receptionist was always extremely nice to me and always would talk to me. Now she avoids eye contact after I asked her out. Whatever dude,just be prepared it's going to be weird for the rest of your time there when you use that gym.

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Krysten Ritter

Here's some advice, they're paid to be friendly to anyone that walks in. That doesn't mean she wants to go out with you.

Approach her while nobody is around and whisper "feelin' fit buddy ? " in her ear

Things should progress normally from there on

better version btw

this must be the ugliest human being i've ever seen, she looks so hairy

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Yeah, larking love has better tits.

LL is generally thicc

Isnt she jessie's gf from breaking bad?

Get in line and wait your turn to ask her out just like every other fuckboi there.

She's a beautiful lady and you're wrong if you disagree.

jfc you people are low class trash

Nigger fucking whore. No thanks.

Bitch contain the calamities that are your mammaries.

I never said there is anything wrong with this one, I just observed that LL is thicc

wew

>Hey, I find you pretty.
>*slaps ass*
>Got Whatsapp
>*corners against wall*
>U want sum fuk

First thing's first. Are you attractive?
Secondly... if she doesn't date/fuck her fit and attractive coworkers (usually only guys they hire) what makes you think she'll give you a chance?
third... she's probably been hit on at least once a day if she's attractive working at a gym.
You need to find out other stuff about her. Maybe talk to her about membership stuff and ask questions about her hobbies and other things besides the gym then focus on that.

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God she looks so disappointing naked

Could be a good idea, could be a bad idea

I know some girls that work at my gym love thirsty guys hitting on them
I've talked to one that works at a different gym and she fucking hates getting hit on at work every day because it's random dudes she doesn't know (she's also dating someone)

>Not tipping the receptionist first
How do you expect her to talk to you if you lack common decency

Lol

Nice try

Gotta confuse the body, babe.

>maybe
>we can go on a date
>maybe

>>MAYBE ITS MEANT TO BE

she looks like a llama

Tell her that the bathroom door is broken then when she goes to check it out you kneel and ask her on a date

LOLOLOL

Name of the receptionist? God what an absolut milf she is

She is beautiful, but she always stuck me as a sort of discount Eva Green (at least in terms of looks)

A LLAMA?!

and Eva Green is not even that good.

>Eva Green
>not even that good
You shut your whore mouth

I've been mustering up the courage to do this for 3 years!
Todays the day brehs! I will ask her out on a date.

>tfw she will no longer have to look away when I send her flirtatious looks, because she will be confirmed in my feelings about her!