Cody Garbrandt

spoon him.

He has no daddy
fansided.com/2016/08/29/cody-garbrandt-dominick-cruz-daddy/

stand my ground

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OP nice try, thats his fighting weight.

he actually walks around at 155 lbs, and 5'11

more like Cody Garbage

XD

> cuts height for fight. kek

>tfw you have to cut height to make weight

Wait. I have a girl?

Cody vs TJ Dillashaw is going to be an awesome matchup. Can't wait for that.

Cody won me over by schooling Cruz.

Unless you DL it for volume day, that's nothing to brag about.

I throw cocaine in his face and get him suspended from the UFC,

Checkmate.

>Implying he doesn't 315
>Implying your e stating

>135

At least 20 lbs on him is ink.

>Know bouncer at local club
>Tell him that guy slapped my grills ass
>If nothing happens brandish 1911 and bouncer backs me up that I did nothing of the sort.
Nobody fucks with anyone where I drink. We all bro out and that's that. You guys are always worried about imaginary social situations that will probably never happen.

Break up with her

If technique is so fucking important they wouldn't have weight classes. If a guy can only DL 315 I don't expect him to knock me out. Inb4 manlet defense squad.

>People actually think that's a good DL

Bearmode here.
Crush him. Then appreciate his tats.

>MUH STRENGF MEANS I COULD BEAT AN UNBEATEN PROFESSIONAL FIGHTER

Bearmode again.
I fought a little in the marines and then a bit in 2015
I went 5-3 that year, I feel like I'd have a shot lol

Beat the fuck outta him. I outweigh him by 70 fucking pounds and I've done kickboxing in my HS days.

>bragging about a 3plate deadlift

dude stop shilling your shitty instagram page vape memes it was funny the first time now its just annoying.

Bear spray him in the face and watch him cry involuntarily.

So you're obese and expect to even be able touch a professional.

Watch my girl laugh in his face and tell him to fuck off

What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm new to this thread, and I do MMA, so I can say fuck off.

Even if you're obese and weigh that much with fighting experience you have at least an 80% shot at kicking his ass eez

on an unrelated note i miss animorphs

Say "you trying to get laid out bro?" Then when he gets up in my face I'll shoot him in the head

Cute story about you and your big bear boyfriend

whatever it takes
>schooling Cruz
Not a real fite fan

how is he 135 though, im about 5'9 140lb and i look skinnier than him

So you get the shit beaten out of you before you finally kill him in self defense?

Ask him if he wants to slap my ass instead .

>no homo

Why are all these assholes slapping my wrist?

why do fighting sports have weight classes?

He's not. He fights at 135. That weight is after an extreme temporary cut to make weight. They gain most back the next day or two

Probably walks around at 145-150

> they wouldn't have weight classes.
A 200 pound trained individual will beat a 100 pound individual

A 200 pound untrained individual will not beat a 100 pound trained one

He used to fuck Paige van zant like he wouldn't give a fuck about your 4/10 gf

kek

6' 215. I shove his ass hard enough that he falls on his ass embarrassed. Then I tell him to fuck off or get his ass beat

You're dumb

hahaa....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

throw a fucking 20kg (45lb) plate at his fucking head

I mean I'm currently cutting, but I did some bouncing in college. I tossed out MMA wannabes and one that was apparently really good. Idk if I'd stand a chance but it could be fun. I don't fight anymore tho.

>and watch as he inexorably gets you into guard, passes the arm, and takes your back

>mfw i bench 135 for 5 reps

i could push him across the room lmao

If you tried to bounce me out of somewhere, i'd destroy you with the quickest double leg take down in bar fight history. The bigger they are the harder they fall

>rekt by 5'9 180lb Manlet
>nothing personal fgt

I didn't understand anything of what you said. And how would he get out of it considering someone twice his size is slowly compressing his chest and making it harder to breathe?

>If technique is so fucking important they wouldn't have weight classes.
The weights classes at least separate people who are trained fighters. Are you trying to say heavyweights don't bother training technique, and just lift?

You're a fatty living a fantasy if you think you can beat any trained fighter because >muh size

>This fucking guy again

Threaten to tell the little boy's parents.

The only thing you successfully bounced back is your hairline

>Comes up to your girl and slaps her ass
>wat do?
Watch the carnage

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I maybe be posting too often... lol
Just sayin though, I think I stand s chance against him. I am not new to mma lol

Weight classes exist because everyone in the UFC is a trained fighter you fucking mong.

Size is always a bit of an issue, but a trained fighter whos 135 would still kill you without any fighting experience.

youtube.com/watch?v=pVwXnXyB1Rw

this is what happens when he full weight pushes another manlet: nothing. doesn't even push him unbalanced.

Better take care of your underwear.

Slap it back to him

Joe Lauzon who is a professional fighter at 155lbs even said he could probably take MOST guys under 200lbs, but after that it gets too hard. Because weight is a fucking issue whether you manlets like it or not.

>5'8
> 135

Knock his ass on the ground. i don't care how many fighting matches he's been in, size matters.

> 6'3"
> 255 lbs strong

> fit manlet slaps my wife's ass
> she gets wet
> I look at him with exited smile
> dick is a diamond
> fresh Cuck meat

Its not rape if he incited.
Its not gay if there's a woman around.
mMF hardcore is my secret want!

shoot him?

>ufc manlet
>assaults my gf in public
>stand my ground
>ufc queer is dead
What's so tough about these fucking faggots? Throwing fists isn't fucking shit, when people have guns.
Lol you fucking fight fags are delusional.

Dumb and gay.

>stab stab stab

As with any UFC fighter, just withstand his lazy swats for 30 seconds until he's a sweating, panting wreck trying to grab my leg to 'take me to the ground' where he aims to lie on top of me, try to catch his breath and just sweat profusely while he counts the seconds away.

Then I kick him in the balls and stamp on his head.

He's definitely not 135 kilo

Found the manlet.

Get gone, Yuropoor.

step on him

Are these people this stupid?
I've beaten up whites/blacks easily at 5'7 who were 6'2+, technique is everything.
You can give a man a 5000$ rifle and say shoot that target, sure he has an immense advantage but if he never trained properly he gon lose to the man with the 300$ rifle.

wreck him, as I'm 6'1, 190
anyway, what's up with fighters having huge lats compared to small chest? Chest has more use in throwing a punch as opposed to lats

Grappling.

I'd fight him. Dirty.

What does she mean by this?

>comes up to my girl
>5'8"
>tries to slap her ass
>can only reach back of her knees
>back of thighs when he jumps
>ask him where his parents are

rt.com/news/mirzaev-sambo-champion-sentence-677/

"A practicing bodybuilder, Agafonov (height about 180cm; weight about 90kg), was 22 centimeters taller and about 25kg heavier than Mirzaev (height 168cm; weight 68 kg). However, the MMA champ finally delivered just one blow to the young man. So powerful was it that Agafonov landed a meter away and his head struck the pavement."

I think they're talking about actual fights, not boxing matches.

I doubt Faber would appreciate him tainting team alpha manlet's brand desu

makes sense

Tell him that just because he didn't have a daddy growing up doesn't mean he can be disrespectful

>do something
Cody pushes him
>do something then
surrounds himself with his fanboys
>do something then
never even got Cody "No daddy" Garbrant back

>needing a meme machine to save when when an overgrown midget confronts you
You gunfags are such betas.

>we're talking about weights
>this autist starts talking about height

Are you retarded?

Nice fitness discussion

Cody Garbrandt why did you just assault this female when did I get a girlfriend can I have your autograph also I'm calling Dana White and TMZ plus a lawyer thanks for your donation.

>he actually walks around at 155 lbs, and 5'11
>and 5'11

kek