Not ironically browsing >>>r/short for the endless laughs

>not ironically browsing >>>r/short for the endless laughs
>tfw when 6'3
>when girls ask how tall I am (they always do) tell them I'm 6'0
Tell me Veeky Forums
>when will they learn

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fuck you buddy

>my only half-achievement in life is something i cant even control
life's sure going for you buddy

aww what's the matter little buddy?
did the little babby get his feelings hurt

you should say 5'11

Ill minded fool

one of these days some 5'5 guy is gonna go elliot on you tall asses, mark my words. and i will have no sympathy for you fucks you deserve it

I'm 5'10

if 5'11 is KoM, what is my title? Am I like manlet viceroy?

elliot is such a failure, he intended to kill some girls from college, they didn't open the door, then he went off killing random people on the street (most of them, I'm sure, were manlets).

He could've just blown off the door or door lock if he had a gun.

Fucking brainlet

Watching too many action movies, manlet. Locks don't just explode when shot

>tfw I have sympathy for most mass shooters that were not in the name of a religion of political cause
Elliot was a hero.

>5'7
>tell people im 5'7
>every other manlet lies

Can short guys get hot girls?
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LOL no

DELETEE THID

>5'11
>father is 5'7
>mother is 5'2
I consider myself lucky even if I'm memed on Veeky Forums. The only question left is : my gf is 5'0 so is it ethical to make children with her ? I just imagine the hell on earth for my potential 5'6 son.

>5'9
>father is 5'1
>mother is 4'11
barley got out alive my brother is 5'4 and has always gotten alot more pussy then my though........

OP you actually just have low self-esteem. Stop shootting yourself in the foot and downplaying your strengths

desu most lanklets are completely autistic

You know what? Good for fuckin you.

I always feel bad when some manlet lies about their height, and it's really obvious when you pair it with their weight/pictures.

I remember some dude weighed 106, and said he was 5'9. Someone called him on it right away, and, oh lo and behold, he just went and measured himself, and he's 5'6! Which meant he was 5'5, or 5'4.

Idk, just good for you for not trying to lie your ass off about it.

Don't fucking patronize me you lanklet

Prince Charles, you will never reign supreme over all other manlets

protip, being shorter IS better