You're the son of a wealthy but minor duke in medieval europe, living during a time of peace, prosperity and boredom

>you're the son of a wealthy but minor duke in medieval europe, living during a time of peace, prosperity and boredom

What do you do to fill in the time?

Seduce a peasant woman, impregnate her and make her my mistress

Hire 12 year old boys as servants, dress them up as maids and proceed to anally fug them

Start a war for fun.

kill my father to become duke and begin my ascension to godhood through the massacre of the forsaken

Why not just fuck actual female maids? Are you.... a *faggot*?

And risk a bastard?

Just cute boys will do. Castrate them for longer use.

You don't have to cum in the qt maids. Didn't you go to sex-ed?

>Not cumming in your cumdumps
Its their reward for pleasing you. Would you deny them that?

Also, it would make a mess! Most of the seed will be in their pleasantly round behinds, and they can suck you clean after. Its quite convenient!

FPBP.

I bet the blacksmith has a buxom daughter.

Read Chaucer

Impregnate every womam in the kingdon

Fugs man too because why not?

Find a thicc bitch and [spoiler] settle down for a while, have kids, cuddle [/spoiler]

It would be unacceptable to make a peasant your mistress. Most mistresses were from the gentry class. Makes sense too. If you were an ultrarich lad, would you date a middle class white girl or a sheboon?

>wander around the castle being depressed
>know I can fuck any peasant women I want but remain celibate because I'm hung up on Countess Stacyina
>write midwit letters to monasteries and scholars who grudgingly humor me with replies they're dependent on my father's patronage
>fail to appreciate what I have, romanticize about the past
>dabble in everything without actually committing to any one thing and getting good at it
>die of gout at 35

Serious reply:

>Practice sword fighting, horse riding, archery
>Read classics
>Play chess
>talk

Travel about and look at stuff with an armed escort

too real

Sodomy and any drug that i can get

become a scientist and burying all my research under my castle catacombs

also fucking as much women as possible until a small minority of europeans can be traced to me

Administrate my father's lands to the best of my ability.

take an armed escort and go around brutally stabbing dirty peasants for having the audacity to be poor in my lands

serious answer: begin a land survey to see what my peasants can pay, stipulate that taxes must be paid in coin, undertake efforts to develop agricultural sciences to enrich my lands. also fuck a qt.

Learn about science and mathematics by commissioning learned men I guess?

Making friends with the guards probably

Find a young girl and adopt her as my daughter, but raise her to be my perfect wife.

this honestly

Fuck servant girls and train with weapons

>living during a time of peace
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You know female have anuses too right user?

>fucking girlboipussy instead of boipussy.
Get a load of this pervert. I bet you want to sire one of THESE

Find a female war veteran and impregnate and turn her into a loving mother of my children.

It always been my fetiah to break tomboys into house wives.

Assbaby is the only meme never ruined by leddit

Start another war

Invent the AK47 and conquer the world.

Fuck everything that moves and has a hole