All memes aside, how often do you guys drink this shit?

All memes aside, how often do you guys drink this shit?

...

Never because I am an adult.

Every day my dude.

I drink 1-2 a day in addition to black coffee in the morning. They help me get through the afternoon.

If you drink anything other than water, black coffee, or tea you are never going to make it.

Every pre-workout morning. I mix a little with my multivitamins, makes me feel like pic related.

Monsterfags are trash, try a real drink.

A friend of mine at the gym always has them so I finally had to give it a try. I tried one sip and it was ok. I'll stick with espresso/coffee for my caffeine though.

>drinking gaytoraids


lol never gonna make it, cuck

>130 calories
>34g sugar
>not having 150%+ of multiple B vitamins
>no caffeine

Are you even trying.

Once a week on Strongman Saturdays

Never because I am an adult.

>I'm an adult

Yet I still waste time posting on a South Indian cotton picking board.

Talking to people about my interests isn't exactly a waste of time to me.

>Hfcs and water are a good drink

Try again

About 1 a day, 5-6 days a week

>trying to be morally superior about a drink
>defending being on a website for teens


I think the point was making is that you're a faggot.

I drank that shit one time only cause the memes got to me.
>be me
>wanna find out what this "glorious sip religion" is all about
>buy a can of said drink
>open up half an hour before workout
>take the first sip
>omg this tastes so awful.jpg
>only managed to drink half the can
>felt sick
>did workout anyway
>mfw i hit a new PR in weighted pullups

what the fuck dudes

R8 my sip

Rare sip

ALL MEMES ASIDE could i drink monster during my run in the mornings for dat extra boost? would it kill me? and if i can drink it, whats the best kind?

I'd get the red one maybe once every 2-3 weeks on the way to the gym. Red is far better imo.

literally never

because I'm not a child

A sip a day keeps the lethargy at bay

whenever i have to work a 24 hour shift

Thats some next level shit right there dude

You could also take a caffeine pill which has more caffeine and none of the sugar.

R A R E S I P

>What is ultra

None because the white one tastes like UTTER SHIT

like out of date Schweppes Agrum

Basically only on drill weekends or when I'm going out partying and am already tired. That's definitely my preferred flavor.

RARE

>drinking sips
>not Rooibos
Never going to make it

Literally nigger tea, isn't it?

if this is a smear campaign against monster, it has officially worked. fucking hate this brand now.

cons
>thick
>muddy
>shitty wheytaste
>as a preworkout basically worthless

pros
>protons
>caffeine
>maybe an ok pick me up after a workout

4/10

Twice a day plus or minus 1

>stop browsing Veeky Forums for like 8 months
>come back
>this shit is still going on
I can't believe you guys are still doing this. All the Monster sip stuff was just mocking a painfully obvious failed marketing campaign that Monster tried on here like a year ago. Everyone could see through the whole "hello, fellow kids act." But jesus, you guys seem to have completely lost the sense of irony and are actually buying this shit. What the hell.

Someone is cranky. A Monster Ultra should fix you right up.

Viral marketing, pls go