I won't even speak to a girl or acknowledge her existence unless she has a flat stomach and a big fat ass
Ask me anything. My favorite lift is deadlift.
I won't even speak to a girl or acknowledge her existence unless she has a flat stomach and a big fat ass
Ask me anything. My favorite lift is deadlift.
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can you post your penis
You need to be at least an 8/10 to a girl in order to be able to have standards
what have your parents done to you to make you want to this post on the 4chins?
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>tfw no phat, soft ass qt to suffocate me with her butt
Why live.
Posting pics of girls that meet my level 1 speaking standards
Me too
It's probably why I'm 21 and a virgin
Based Huskies
yeah kek
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Solid kek
how did this thread get this far without a fartpost?
More like why did fartposting ever get catch on to the degree it has?
Farts aren't funny to anyone other than complete retards.
I know but I've been conditioned to see fartposts every time I see a picture of an ass on here
Oh. Thanks for bringing this up.
If I ever hear a girl perform this bodily function I will immediately excommunicate her from my life. No matter the density of the ass.
Fuck off incel
It's not really the same kind of fart joke though, it's making fun of ass fetishists instead of
>teehee farts are funny
oh then those jokes are super clever and hilarious
brap!
>girls find it weird when op starts talking to their butt not their faces