>be me >work at a gym >have keys to the gym >gym closes in 3 hours
If one of you lucky faggots get trips before 10pm EST I will go into my gym after hours and do whatever is requested to "enhance the gym experience".
>inb4 pics
You guys are faggots and will most likely get me fired if I post the location or photos of the gym I work at before I do the task as it is fairly popular and easy to locate online, but if someone gets trips then I will oblige.
Daniel Powell
smear shit on the mirrors
Bentley Thompson
Go there and train hard focusing on good form.
David Brown
rolling for this
Lincoln Peterson
Roll
Joseph Brown
roll
Nathaniel Rogers
Shit in the showers.
Dominic Cox
mix water with protein powder and write "Veeky Forums" on all the mirrors.
Carter Peterson
Suck a dick to completion anywhere on the gym.
Wyatt Myers
once.
Daniel Williams
Roll
Gabriel Ross
Das it
Caleb Sullivan
Put testicles on bench and drop 45 lb weight on testicles from chest height. Record video and upload to Veeky Forums
Josiah Price
Bench press at the smith machine wit horrible form
Logan Sanchez
squat in curl rack
Charles Collins
Put up a hang in there baby poster
Samuel Lee
getttt
Elijah Collins
Buy a case of white monster and leave them in the men's locker room with a sign that says "free sips".
Jose Torres
Jizz on the top of the bench then put your face in it. then try get a boner and try balance a 1kg weight between your boner and body.
Jace Torres
Kill yourself
Isaiah Brown
>Go there and train hard focusing on good form. Rollin
Jaxon Walker
Find the most angsty and autistic metal song you can find, and work out around the gym while playing that song on repeat for half an hour. Sing along to it and do shitty dance moves every once in a while.
Matthew Perry
> Close the gym properly and securely. Then go home to a nice meal.
Andrew Myers
So close! rolling for this
Logan Hill
Do one set of 100 unweighted squats on the smith machine, then post it to your instagram with the caption: "If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight".
Chase Thomas
...
Dylan Young
Don't do instead pile mistresses to floor under the man mountain
Christian Bell
rolling for 14/88 on the bathroom mirror with your own shit
Jace Richardson
Post boipucci
Robert Morris
rolllll
Robert Robinson
Just stay home instead. Post pics of any animals you own.
Elijah Green
Reroll
Adam Powell
Watch this
Landon Russell
Stop posting on Veeky Forums
Ryder Peterson
Offer people steroids but call them asteroids, and say poop if they don't want them
Isaac Powell
Write 'we did it reddit' on the mirrors
Jaxon Sullivan
roll
Dylan Gonzalez
Destroy all equipment and shit on the floor
And fill all walls with posters of scooby
Liam Morales
post pic of the gym
Juan Sanders
Reroll
Easton Hernandez
>> CHECK EM
Jose Adams
try to break BP PR by +10% with clips on and no spot. Chances are you'll die under that bar
Asher Smith
...
Lincoln Johnson
REROLL TRIPS OR NOTHING BRAH
Leo Brown
Roll 999
Austin Robinson
; - ;
Cameron Bennett
Workout alone, eat well and get a good nights sleep.
Zachary Reed
put a few inches of a barbell up your asshole
Ethan Sanders
lick all the benches no pre clean
Aiden Nelson
jizz on smith machine
Daniel Williams
change the gym playlist to donkey Kong rap or Crockett's theme on loop
Christian Edwards
Roll
Parker Gomez
rerolling cuz I feel that would improve the mood at the gym
Jack Foster
Put superglue on all the bars where the hands go.
Christian Bell
Write in lipstick on a mirror, "Roiding for THIS."
Cooper Jenkins
Curl in the squat rack
Julian Young
...
Carter Thompson
Vidya of you squealing like a little girl on the bicycle, using your hips to rub your body on the seat while you pedal
David Hughes
...
Austin James
double your lifts and post the video here
Zachary Walker
Masturbate into the chalk bowl.
>no chalk bowl
Well fucking bring one faggot
Hunter Butler
...
Landon Powell
...
William Jenkins
YEAHHHHHH
Ryder Reyes
how boring, cant we at least getting him posting scooby and skateboards everywhere?
Christopher Wright
Kek
Caleb Phillips
Op, live stream it too
Joseph Howard
fuck
Charles Robinson
erotic asphyxiation in the power rack using a jump rope and humping a 45 plate. Also using using whey powder and hand sanitizer as lube. Lel
Thomas Wright
He can do that before he kills himself if he wants.