If I'm 5'8" can I get a body like pic related by doing calisthenics?

If I'm 5'8" can I get a body like pic related by doing calisthenics?

no

>hey guys

>I want a body like MMA fighters
>should I do MMA like they do, or should I do calisthenics?
>hmmm
>Hey, Veeky Forums, can I get a body like pic related by doing calisthenics?

Well I can only go to the gym on weekends and wouldn't it be pointless to only lift twice a week?

what was the story behind this faggot i forgot
didn't he start pinning without eating or lifting or something

DNP. No lifting or eating.

>do MMA for an MMA body
???

if you're 5'8 you should just commit suicide

Not really, just do a full body workout once a week

Those guys ROID and LIFT and they are ATHLETES.
There's your fucking answer

So you're not willing to put in the work but you want the results. Got it.

What did he mean by this

I can't get to the gym through the week I don't have a vehicle

Buy weights, or since I know you're underage, ask your mommy to buy you some for Christmas

Enjoy sitting on your ass all day then. Alternatively, if you weren't a retard, you'd have went to /bwg/ instead of making this thread.

I'm 26 and live on my own but the gyms at the other side of town, what would I need to buy for weights? Would a barbell with some 10s, 25s and 45s do the trick?

Yes.
You've never posted on Veeky Forums have you?

Yeah literally all you need is a barbell with weights to go on it to get swole

>I'm 5'8"

If you're 5'8" you should have no problem getting swole from bodyweight exercises, it's when you're over 6 foot that getting swole takes actual work

What about bench press?

"Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me."

Chest isn't important, arms shoulders and traps are

What about 5'11" giraffe mode? 6'4 wingspan

This

90% of the time you have a shirt on and if you have big arms and shoulders you'll look swole

Does dnp really hit fat first? Looks like he retained muscle well.

Bodyweight. Pushups, diamond pushups, pseudo planche pushups, dips, weighted dips (you can start with a backpack and heavy shit, or just get a belt specifically for hanging weights from it).

Dumbbell floor press is another option, if you want to go for weights.

weighted dips