/hm/ fag here, just letting you all know that we perve on all of you

Lol well i fucking did,with 6photos.

>is this what making it is all about?

Fuck off degenerate

if only there was some way of finding out. unfortunately there isn't so we'll never know, sorry.

This is truly making it.

>gays obsessing over you
sounds almost like president of united states

Maybe someone can tell? I'm not going there to check. I don't wanna catch a homo virus.

>implying Veeky Forums is disgusted by this
>implying most of Veeky Forums arent just borderline fags themselves
there was literally a 'mire thread the other day and half of the posts were anons bragging about being mired by gays

me neither bro
I suck enough dick in the locker room as it is

It's not like I'm getting mired by women so gotta get my mires somewhere after all the time I've spent in the gym. Based homos. No homo.

What's a bro job between friends? How else are you meant to show your bro you appreciate him?

Does anyone have this guys routine? I have one saved where he just writes "various back exercises" for one of his workouts - but I have seen him post an updated version in which he does state what those exercises are and I forgot to save it

I know, right??
As long as both bros are secure about their sexuality it's not gay

Nothing compared to cutedeadguys.net perving on the bodybuilding forums

I'm a grill that admires dudes in the cbt. I used to post encouraging comments but nobody ever says thanks so I stopped. Now it's probably a 100% gay bukake fest vs the 0.001% touch I gave it.

...

People don't say thanks because they think you are roleplaying as a woman

tee hee

>I'm a grill

Please leave

Would rather get mired by homos than grills desu, fags are usually pretty Veeky Forums and can appreciate the work it takes to make it. It's like driving a sweet ass vintage 'stang and getting a nod from a car guy who knows vs "teehee I like your car it's red".

>i'm a girl btw

>expecting a thanks after posting on Veeky Forums
I'm not going to tell you to leave, but you should no better.

>tfw i got into those threads and have the nickname "cocktease"

:3

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>I'm a grill

prove it with a rear glute spread + timestamp

Fuck women are such needy cunts

>no one thanked me
>waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Well since this isn't related to fitness
>21 year old
>barely ever get laid
>fugged a few girls none over 7/10 so not really amazing
>6 foit and 115 kg
>get down to 95
>fuq a slut who dumps her bf for me even though he was a model type
>always wanted sex. Always begging for it. We have no chemistry other than I fug her and she takes over. Usually her riding me and j control my breathing. Doggy style but she bounces off of my cock
>get tired of her. Feel like I can't be bothered with her because she's an actual scum in bed asks to sit on my face after I nut in her. Literally insatiable. Feel like I'm an autistic faggot for wanting more than sex. Want a girl I can take out and spoil
>can't spoil her because everything is handed to her
>break up with her. Never official dated so meh
>tells me I have a small willy and spreads that around work
>can't get laid because awkward and gained weight back
>ffw 3 months later at a new job with new mates
>get on the coke first time and get it on with a girl
>figure fuck it its now or never
>she pauses at muh dick and looks up and says "nice"
Anyway it ends up with her screaming "take it out it's too fat" because I was her third apparently
Best day ever.

Forgot to mention slut made everything up except that I was the female equivalent of a dead fish I'm bed. Just pounded away.
Tfw confidence back

Hey buddy, you forgot to say "no homo"

>stops being nice because no one thanks you for being nice
Sound like a bitch

Post pictures of hollywood.

he was quoting you illiterate faggot

but in the Veeky Forums census only 3% were gay...

This fair. /hm/'s meme magic is entirely devoted to turning straight guys gay. You wouldn't stand a chance

>tfw now wondering if homo's masturbate to my cbt posts

Nobody gives a shit.

>all these replies

Why does user always fall for it?

>just posting my glutes gains, no homo.

>wtf bro I said no homo, stop perving

>current body thread threads
/hm/ pls go

moar

>tfw when you make the cut
Made my day.
Still dyel, but some fag thought I was pretty.

now make it clap

this one?

ikr, I'm all about that pussy
cocks are like magic wands that turn straight men gay
You sound like an insecure faggot and insufferable cunt.

please tell me these arent' male glutes

Is getting mired by gays a surefire way of knowing you made it?

>tfw not fit enough yet to get mired by homos

Only if they call you "daddy"

These are male glutes.

>but nobody ever says thanks so I stopped
kys