After seeing all those "Everyone is against me threads" i need to remind you guys of the first rule of lifting, You do NOT talk about lifting.
When you aren't a dyel you can use the following excuses > I was always this way, it's in the family. > I sometimes swim and do some push-ups. If you are black/Indian/Brown etc > It's just genetics
When people ask about your diet and ask why you don't eat x or food that contain x
> I'm allergic to x > I don't like the taste of x > I'm sensitive to x (e.g sugar, caffeine etc) > I don't eat so early/late
Implementing these white "lies" will make you life infinitely more easier.
> No meathead stereotype > No retards asking for advice > No retarsd giving unwanted advice > Being known as laid back/ easy going > People thinking you have insane genetics
And also know this normies will believe EVERYTHING that's somewhat plausible.
I used almost all of these lies and i'm known as a natural freak that doesn't give a fuck about diet/health/exercise. I tell people i have better things to do then these things for example partying/drinking/making money etc.
Normies literally explode in envy.
Please share some other tricks.
James Gomez
Bump for truth
Nolan Bell
Thank you.
Landon Wilson
This is good shit
White lies are key to entering the heavenly kingdom Chadom and not spilling your spaghetti all over
Dylan Green
That doesn't work if you actually look like you lift, faggot.
Easton Harris
>i just do le zummba classes :DDD
autisticum maximus
Jackson Brooks
I basically look like this and it works 100%. Unless you have a reputation for lying this doesn't work. If you are known as a truthful guy nobody wil doubt you.
It also helps if you say > My dad looks exactly the same and never saw the inside of a gym
Or if you are negative about lifting.
Wyatt Robinson
Those excuses only work if you've been lifting for 1-6 months.
Colton Taylor
Well zumba won't work obviously but rockclimbing, boxing, swimming competitively, part-time job in construction etc
Basically any sport/occupation where people are jacked. Normies don't know that athletes also lift.
Jace Davis
Seeand
Jace Walker
i like that saying fake it till you make it you dont give up that way and you always have some excuse to keep working that shit so its positive
Nathan Sullivan
Your friends must be literal borderline spastics if you tell them you don't lift weights and you look like that. Also they can't have known you long term or they'd have notice you bulk up.
Julian Gonzalez
yeah some guy would straight up not believe me when I said I had been playing team sports for 15 years which was true. He was pretty fucked up on drugs and wanted to touch me but he did not let go and asked 5-6 times if I were lifting weights.
Nathaniel Fisher
Are you natty user
Levi Thompson
Well obviously you tell half the truth to close friends. I just told them i fool around with dumbells at home etc.
Do i really need to spoonfeed everything to you guys?
Nicholas Perez
So instead of saying I go to the gym you reccomend I tell people I work a part time construnction job? Why the fuck would I do that you stupid cunt.
And boxing is still exercise. I don't think people think of weightlifting as somehow cunty but boxing is ok.
Just say you go to the gym. It's normal. Maybe you're in some cunt country like Germany but in the anglosphere (US UK AUS NZ) a significant portion of young men go to the gym.
Matthew Butler
yes, we have autism
more social tips? how do I appear witty, and charming? I know you need to practice and try in real life, but where do I look for examples?
I heard movies can help, but I don't watch movies. Thoughts on this and any recommended movies to help be more charming and witty?
Aaron Thomas
You have a personality disorder. There's literally no need to lie. I don't go around talking about the gym all the time. Everyone can tell I lift anyway even if I'm in a suit.
Everyone must think you're such an insecure spastic cunt walking around roided and jacked and telling your supposed friends it's genetic.
Are you basically a little bitch like those supermodels who claim to eat hamburgers all the time in some vague attempt to make themselves look genetically superior when really they're just cunts.
Gavin Taylor
That's exactly the point my nig.
Normies think everyone can lift and get a great body but it's truly impressive if you have a great body and tell people you don't lift.
People will see you as some kind of super human without any negative stereotypes.
Downplaying everything you do will improve every aspect of your life.
Benjamin Hernandez
But Trump doesn't do that and he's uber successful
Brody Powell
Can anyone give a specific example/story of this working? I've never even thought of this shit.
William Gray
Everyone you must associate with are spastics if they think you can be muscular and lean without lifting. You're probably a skinny otter mode cunt, in which case you're just lean. Hence why it works.
Sage, OP is a fuckin moron
William Collins
It doesn't work it's a fuckin spastic idea from a literal spastic.
OP post a picture of your body shirtless with Veeky Forums and today's date written on piece of paper.
Oh what's that? You're a dyel otter mode seventeen year old neet cunt and don't want to? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Ryder Phillips
calm down with the roid rage
all those little volcanoes on you're forehead about to explode aren't they? lmfao
Evan Williams
desu all that lying could lead to intense spilling when the construct breaks down
Kayden Russell
Watch "catch me if you can", madmen, Romeo + Juliet.
For wit you need comedic timing, watching stand-up and really observing their intonation, word use etc helps immensely.
You are reading way too much into this. Unless everyone around you is literally obsessed with you, they don't really care.
You seem very insecure lol, you don't have to take my advice. This probably doesn't work for you because you are a known bullshitter.
Dominic Bell
It can't break down
You get caught in the gym > The doctor advised these exercises for my back. > Just started going, trying to look good for summer teehee
You get caught dieting > My friends/family challenged me to it.
Owen Campbell
I've actually just very recently watched those two movies and am almost done with the "Catch me if you can" book too
That's what gave me this idea that movies can help with charm
I'll definitely check out MadMen
Any other recommendations?
Easton Myers
Vikings, for extremely masculine vibes. Sons of Anarchy
Movies Alfie Training day American Psycho Gladiator
Also basically ever Clint Eastwood movie. Was a major womanizer.
Books The Charisma Myth Masters
What basically helped me was: Improve overall appearance Get positive feedback Confidence improves More positive feedback Confidence improves
This loop is what makes Chad act so Chaddy.
Jonathan Jenkins
>not leaving humanity and becoming so big that it no one asks you if you lift because it is so obvious
Kevin Reed
Is it worth joining a frat if you don't drink or smoke? A lot of my friends who are in frats are encouraging me to rush next semester, but I don't want to have to drink to get in
Cooper Ramirez
Chad knocks down a 6 pack and eats pizza and still has a 6 pack
Don't you want to be Chad user? Being in a frat is essential Chadcore
Chase White
>gladiator GOAT film but how does it help you be chad?
Joshua Rivera
His general way of interaction with others. Also lessons about standing your ground, determination, hardship etc etc.
Joshua Rivera
>tfw no positive feedback for anything, ever this might explain why i turned into a shut in loner who avoids any kind of social situation like the plague
Landon Baker
Utter truth. Breaking these rules is just a headache. Me with my in-laws on Sunday:
Brother-in-law: I think all those guys 'lifting' at the gym are in the closet.
Me: I admit, I sometimes lift weights, and my observations is no most of them are well out of the closet.
Sister-in-law: Oh, I don't like bodybuilders at all. They're always staring at themselves in the mirror. Everywhere you look there are mirrors.
Me: Well I think that's more a decision by the decorator than the members--
Sister-in-law: And they're vain, and they stare at themselves, and they aren't real athletes like runners and swimmers, they're all on steroids, they're blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Me: Huh. Well, I guess every gym is different.
I mean, so what, people can paint whatever pictures in their head they like, but still, bluh. Same sister in law who spoiled her looks with an unfortunate boob job, too.
Hunter Jones
Fuck that shit. I love to lift, dont give a damn about what other people think. Is part of who I am
Jaxon White
Respect user,me too
John Morris
Man you know don't fuckign talk to me I'm here to train, I'm not here to listen to your fuckin bullshit. You know what I'm saying?
Owen Smith
Yeah after a small loan of a million dollars
Josiah Flores
lmao user fake it till you make it doesnt mean what you think it does