If the manlets and skeletons team up, will they be able to defeat chad?

If the manlets and skeletons team up, will they be able to defeat chad?

I dont want to team up with skeletons

Join us

When we steal Chads calcium we'll give you some so that you can grow.

why dont I just take your calcium you scrawny faggot?

You will never defeat the skeleton hordes, manlet

This is why everyone hates you, manlets
At least us skeletons are willing to work together

>trusting a manlet

not even once, brother.

>implying manlets will be given a choice
>ever
you just take what you can little guys

> implying skeletons can't take on Chad alone

>be spooky skeletoni at house party
>chad is mocking a manlet who is talking to a few stacies trying to get lucky
>"Hey mate, height isn't everything, that guy is pretty good looking"
>girls standing around me agree
>Chad looks in disgust at me, and then at my female gang of manlet sympathizers
>Leaves to go do shots
>One of the girls drinks with me the whole night and I end up getting laid
>End up talking to the manlet
>He gets angry at me for standing in the way of his box of beer and calls me a skinny faggot

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN.

Did you steal his calcium brother?

White leader standing by

Chads are mostly cool dude, make them friends

kek

WHO WOULF WINN

this

why would I ally myself with a skelly when I could ally myself with chad instead

We will place our hands on your foreheads and hinder your approach

your arms would snap you faggot

*it's a hologram*

Skellies win. These skeletons this board so casually mock have obtained transcendental, metaphysical powers from abstinence, not unlike ancient Buddhist monks who achieved Nirvana and ascended into a higher form of being by fasting and meditating for months like pic-related, their spiritual presence engulfs the universe, no manlet or chad can compete, these people pretty much are guaranteed to become Deities upon death.

One Skelly looks at the manlet and absorbs all of his calcium, leaving him an empty shell.

>buddhists are pacifists
>only like 1 in 500 of these faggots are even successful
>absorbing calcium counts as eating, now you cant go to nirvana faggot

I think I could kill atleast 30 skellys before being overwhelmed

>>"Hey mate, height isn't everything, that guy is pretty good looking"
Probably thought you were a fag

Skellies would cannabalize the manlet and eat his gains

yes

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED

These are the skelegates I seek, Dahnald.