Boyfriend gets furious when I want to use steroids

The true masters of the universe

It's not a matter of buying or getting them it's a matter of him being buttblasted that I want to

>not being /fitlitmlpol/

That fit lit discord is full of autistic dyels, made me fucking kek

Yes brother, yes... in time.

>not being /fitcock/

never gonna make it back, back to the past

Discord is generally full of autists.

The utility of Discord is great, but fuck me do a lot of faggots use it.

Either he likes them thicc, or you're retarded and want to run something androgenic. I can see any fraud not wanting their girl on var.

God forbid I want to look like how I want to

ok sure but i wanna know so i can buy some

Yes good you are getting it, you exsist to serve the man in your life, and he doesnt want to fuck you when you are a roided out man looking woman with a clit bigger than his dick. Now go make him a food and blow him, thank me later for improving your relationship

Don't complain about your partner not wanting you to look like a freak of nature then. If you want to look a certain way go ahead, but don't be surprised when some 95% of guys don't want you.

The rest are closet gays and fetishists btw. I would totally do you, but nobody else would.

Google steroid reviews, literally all you need to do, if it is to hard from here you have no business using them

If you want a clit dick and a voice like doctor girlfriend, run whatever you want. Just don't expect your bf, or most dudes to like it.

If it's something you really want go for it. Just don't go in blind.

>God forbid I want to look like how I want to

You see, this is a typical woman response. Whereas a man will say "Hm maybe this IS a stupid idea, if everyone is saying it is.", for some reason women have this mentality of "Well I want to do it, so who cares what everyone else thinks!"

You posted here. We gave our opinions, you disregard them. So do what you want, I eagerly await the thread a year from now when you complain about having hairy knuckles and a deeper voice.

>God forbid I eat this cake and have it too

If you want to be a muscle queen more than you want your boyfriend, split up. Do some cycles. Then find a guy who likes the body that expresses you really are. And if you want it less than your boyfriend, do what your boyfriend wants. It's that easy.

>tfw wanna buy steroids, but I live with my parents so I don't want them to open the package like they do all my mail or worse, receive a slip in the mail about my package getting seized.

>implying /pol/ isn't gay

Going on steroids is a great idea, just not one that can work in her current relationship. I think she should dump her boy and go be an Amazon.

Ship to a buddies house and if you check THE review site you can sort by domestic, never had an issue getting a domestic package of Chinese bathtub chems

this girl probably has a bigger clit than the average dick size

See looking like that or "Amazonian" as you call it I'd literally my dream body. Clit dick be damned

>Implying you wouldn't leave your BF if one day he decides to put on a sun dress, grow his hair out, get surgery, and go on HRT

And before you claim "I would totally accept her for what she is", imagine first some other significant other in your life (say your dad) suddenly doing that and if that would weird you out or not

I don't have any friends, but I know what you mean.

god forbid your bf have preferences

Find a house no one lives at, synergy that's been abandoned for a while, ship there? Trying to help lol

I'm not saying steroids isn't a good idea, but I am saying that you can't have it all. If your bf doesn't want you on steroids, either A) Don't go on steroids, or B) Lose the boyfriend.

You morons all took this shit b8

Somewhere sorry for the typos I'm a terrible phone poster

Because muscly girls are fucking gross
He also probably cares about your health and safety

I secretly give my gf proton shakes with var bc she wished for gains on her birthday. Pic related is 8 weeks progress. Run some var but don't tell your bf.

>user, why do you check old man Jenkins' mailbox everyday? He's been dead for three years!
>...I'm waiting on a ghost package.

Kek. I'll figure something out eventually, worst case scenario I'll ship to a buddy who lives in my old town and I'll just drive to visit. Thanks for the help though!

Which matters more: Looking good, or being roided? You can become a musclebeast, but don't expect to have any boyfriends ever again. Imagine if there was some hormone to make you more feminine that you were taking and your boyfriend suddenly wanted to start taking it too, it's like that. Just bad.

Np, good luck frauding, may you leave humanity behind swiftly.

aren't oral steroids really hard on your kidneys?

Also would you suggest a man try var if they've never done fraud before? I was always told to do a cycle of test but I don't wanna dive into it just yet.

No, liver, they are hard on the liver, and no var alone for a man, test base for everything, and test alone for first cycle

Not getting po box. Ok dude

two retards parroting other retards who copys from another retard

I don't use discord, how do I join it? I want to keep the dream alive even if the board is gone

He probably thinks roided out chicks are gross. Don't blame him either.

Then you have to do it for yourself, user.

But you might have to lose the boyfriend.

>a man injecting something that increases male traits is okay
>a woman injecting something that increases male traits is not
Hmm, really makes you think

men who don't want to fuck masculin women are fucking faggots

period

those girls are very feminine user

>doctor girlfriend
why did this make me kek so fucking hard?

>being /pol/ at all
Always gonna fall into some emotional pothole or another

It's not fair, we don't have anything like this in bongland...

NANOMACHINES DAHNALD

DO IT OP
IS A FAQQOT

Your boyfriend doesn't like women that look that way. You're free to juice and look like a man, but he can't change his preferences and you're not entitled to them.

Leave your humanity behind.

Hypocrisy cannot foster respect, which is the bedrock on which the glue of relationships (SEX) keeps things together.

Like a beautiful hermit crab, shed your punk bitch roidin' boytoy and get super fit, the ultra chad await to pogo you furiously on his holy rod.

You can have it, if you have the courage to let go of comfort.

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

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>not being Veeky Forumsli/t/v/mu/) to corner the market on chad hobbies as well as intellectual hobbies

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>not wanting a musclefu you can roid with

>when she turns from a shy noob lifter into a jacked submissive musclefu with a clitdick

your boyfriend doesn't want to date a bald girl with a 3 inch clit and pimples on her ass? shocking!

doing a var only cycle is fucking dumb if ur a guy though

do it op, leave your boyfriend and humanity behind

You mention you want to join "the fitlit discord" every now and then in threads, and eventually someone who's already in posts an invite link. You click it, set a username and get put in the server using a web interface. Later if decide you like things, you set a password and confirm an email to reserve your username, and you download the desktop client if you want.

where? Asking for myself.

>using roids as a girl

can that really happen

if a girl takes enough roids will a dick grow from her used-to-be clit?

asking for a friend

it just becomes way bigger not penis size though

With enough meme magic my friend anything is possible.

Anything.

a womeme on steroids is just a shitty DYEL looking man. they will always be inferior

i like her tummy but the arms are so masculine. what if she beats me in an arm wrestling match

i would still suck on it.

Don't roid damn not worth it for a woman unless you actually want to look like a man, and if you do you shouldn't be doing bathtub roids just get it prescribed legit from the nearest tranny friendly doc.

>secretly wanting to fuck a man

I'm onto you, user

Having a bigger a clit makes it easier to find. I've always wanted to sword fight someone and not have it be gay.

Voice is one of the first things to change. And it's permanent. Androgenic stuff is nothing to fuck with if you aren't serious about it.

It'll become permanently larger. It doesn't turn into an actual dick.

>Run 5mg Var ed split doses for 1 month on 1 month off.

>Train legs and glutes everyday and upper body once a week.

You're welcome

Selina please don't roid

google steroid side effects on women and you'll know why
off the top of my head
>Male pattern baldness
>deeper voice
>more body hair
>heart problems
>infertility

oddee.com/item_99125.aspx
some women took so much they are now Female to Male Trans

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