"user, it's time for your annual physical."

Tell me, why does he wear the stethoscope?

BTFO

bumping just for this response

nah i'm pretty healthy i should be fine

To stupid too undtersand this

You're gonna give me a hernia exam right? Only reason I come here.

Are you calling him underage?

I dont understand

14+1=15

He's calling the other poster 15 years old. It's not that funny but is slightly amusing

Original poster claims to have last gone to the doctor when he was 14 years old

Second poster claims that it is completely fine to go to the doctor once a year and states that the original poster having only gone when he was 14 still satisfies this claim

This implies that the original poster has gone to the doctor within the last year, and by having gone to the doctor last when he was 14, further implies that the original poster was 14 years old, a year ago.

But why would the implying poster think that the user is 14 years old? And why would it be funny if it was true, because he isn't allowed to post on Veeky Forums if it was true?

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put me in the screencap u dipshit

someone screencap this

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thats a p good stethoscope, so he must know what he's doing.

i'm an autist, i know that he's saying something about age but not sure why

do you have autism too?

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I dont know if you're trying to act like this or if you really are like this. This autism has evolved into something too deep. So many layers.

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>TFW wife and her sister are both general practice physicians
>TFW when wife gives you a "physical" once a month as long as she's not too tired from her after work softball practice

>hair
Don't touch me, filthy animal

Nu-Veeky Forums was a fucking mistake. Fucking redditors think every mildly entertaining post is worth a screencap.

The sad thing is some mouthbreather probably will take a screenshot and post it on r/Veeky Forums

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>annual physical

>haven't been to a physical since school, almost 10 years
>turn 30
>figure it would be good to get a check-up
>go to the doctor
>"What seems to be the problem."
>"No problem, just figured it was a time for a check-up since it's been a while."
>Doctor looks at me like I'm an idiot.
>"If you feel fine, there really shouldn't be much need for that."
>"Oh."
>Checks my blood pressure, tells me it's pretty pointless since I'm not resting, sends me off for blood tests anyway.
>Everything is fine.jpg

I'll get worried when I actually feel sick.

i wonder if tits that huge lactate

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I wish

>tfw no bf with lactating tits

how is you dr going to do the ball chest thing when he makes sure your balls are fine by putting them to his heart?

you might have ball cancer if he doesn't check this you should feel is heart beat through your balls.

no

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Heavy smoker/drinker but I'm only 30 so I can't die

>mfw

Epic.

Simply, epic.

no annuals here ...

holy shit

My gym buddy gives me a regular prostate exam

Did you know more men die with prostate cancer than women with breast cancer? Yet funding for prostate cancer things is only a fraction compared to breast cancer things

Anyway my gym buddy insists, it was a little awkward at first but I've gotten used to it now and he gives me a checkup at least once a week.
It's good to take care of your health.

desu even though I fear the prostate exam I know how important it is

>tfw no hot doctor bf to tell me it's time for my anal

someone call the ambulance, the nigga got roasted

pretty worried cause i just shot heroin

Every time I go to the odcytor I hear the following

>"Are you taking any steroids?"
>"250g protein is too much, you only need 60g a day."
>"Creatine is extremely harsh on your body."

Why are western doctors such cucks?

>Needs an electronically amplifying Littman stethoscope.
>Can't determine a heart murmur or ascertain respiratory pathology with a classic Littman II.
>Having him as my doctor in the first place.
>No