Orangutans

>a 165 pound male chimp pulled, with one arm, 847 pounds.
Can you bench more than a monkey?

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I'm not a monkey.

Maybe bench but chimps in general are much stronger than humans

if it wasn't clear 847 pounds is what he benched with one arm

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This. Chimps may look cute and small but they're the most violent primate and have retard strength for their size. I'd genuinely feel safer locked in a room with 5 Gorillas than in a room with 1 Chimp.

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Primates are way too fucking strong.

>gorilla drags cousin

they're apes NOT MONKEYS fuck u

b a i t e d

why the fuck? why did evolution cuck us out of ape strength?

We can run for days and make tools instead.

but cardio kills gains

Dexterity to make complicated tools took evolutionary precedence over brute unrefined strength

so you could write, type, play instruments, but really so you could aim and throw rocks and spears at animals with more accuracy.

kek

Jamie
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samefag

I actually never knew that the human is the fastest long distance runner.
Faster than a fucking horse on 100 miles or some shit.

Pretty crazy.

the way humans hunted is pretty metal, because of our lung size we just ran after whatever the fuck we wanted to eat until it was exhausted and had no choice but to let us kill it
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Jesus, those things could tear you to shreds

Jose saca esa mierda

All me

we stand on our feet so our hands are free to carry water during travels.
other mammals like zebras have to make a lots of the same travel for food and water and they can never go too far away from a river
camels are better than us long distance travel, they naturally carry more water afterall.

Completely agree.
If you make yourself look small and just chill out a gorilla couldn't give two fucks about you
But just your presence will make a chimp go apeshit if it's having a bad day.

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Fucking kek

Highly recommend watching the "Rise of the Warrior Apes" documentary.

got a link? i'm getting all sort of shit.

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Fascinating stuff

TPB worked for me