Ayyyyy > be 20 y.o. male > woking out for the last 14 months, very decent gains > never got much attention from girls in high-school > 1 week ago I was selling my iPhone to this chick I found online > she mires hard, keeps talking about random shit to keep the conversation going > "so you wanna give me ur number and hang out sometimes" slips out of my mouth > holy shit nigger what are u doing > shes blushes and says "yea" > we meet a few days after, go to movies > kiss and chat after, I tell her I wanna go to her place (she kept mentioning how she wants to show me her new flat, she moved to the city just recently) > she said no because her dad was visiting her right now, but she said "next time :)"
Well today is the day, she just sent me a text inviting me over. How do I prepare for this? Ive had sex a few times but I was always drunk (at random high-school parties) - basically I never had sex sober. I also dont wanna skip the gym today, should I do it (chest day) or will I be too exhausted?
Motivate me please brahs.
To keep this Veeky Forums related - whats ur favourite exercise to add thickness to your mid back?
Dylan Gonzalez
Pendlay rows and pull ups
Zachary Morgan
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
Angel Murphy
You won't be exhausted, exercising will raise your test levels. My advise is not overthinking about sex, just let her guide you if you are nervous and enjoy what is going on. Good luck user
Jace Bell
Relax, take it easy Its nothing really Dont sweat it Big breaths
Henry Diaz
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP~~~~~~~~
Hunter Ward
I'm in the same boat bro. Biggest thing for me was the stress and worrying, so I'd highly recommend lifting before to raise test and destress. Like the other user said, don't worry bud. You got this
Nathan Bell
Give her one from me! Don't overthink it! Enjoy yourself, these opportunities don't come along everyday!
Jeremiah Garcia
I would braap the shit out of that anus
Landon Russell
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Carson Davis
Wtf user
Hudson Moore
NEVER CONSIDER SKIPPING THE GYM FOR A WHORE
Isaac Kelly
this
what the fuck are you thinking. and no you won't be tired.
>bro split seriously what the fuck are yoy thinking
Jayden Ward
Relax your muscles and keep a steady breath rhythm. Also, sex is about how long you can keep thrusting for, not how fast.
Jaxon Torres
Just rape her
Cameron Stewart
Trips of truth
Wyatt Foster
Don't listen to this retard. Sex is about a steady build up into a climax. NOT about how long you can go. Just be sure you foreplay, and build up the thrusting gradually. Don't be the moron who sticks it in and goes full wack instantly and then either gets tired or cums. I also dont wanna skip the gym today, should I do it (chest day) or will I be too exhausted? Only things that might even come close to being a problem are squats and deadlifts, if you aint doing those you got zero problems.
Carson Gonzalez
guys, thanks a lot. also, what the fuck
Gabriel Butler
get a pump on whatever part looks best on you, prob chest / abs / arms. shower eat your shake (avoid a big meal so you dont look bloated) and go over and fuck her brains out and post a pic user you're about to MAKE IT
Bentley Parker
fuck her hard
Ryder Jackson
post a pic of her* not you lul Also don't listesn to these cucks about sex. If you want to be in her rotation you gotta make this first time good for her, so she'll hit you up again. You can't really go in with a plan on how long u want to last because every girl is diff in some ways. I've had chicks who don't like to fuck more than 10min, and then hellcats that want me to keep going for like 80 minutes. Judge how tired she is and how much she is enjoying it and mix up your pump rate and position and choke her beacuse 9/11 girls like to be choked in bed, it's a fact. If you've ever seen her wear a choker she likes to be choked in bed. godspeed
Brody Lopez
Why not get drunk? Just message her saying you'd like to go for a drink first (make sure it's at a location really close to her apartment - very important).
Have a few beers before you meet her (girls on dates will drink like 2 drinks max) and when you're buzzed enough go back to hers.
Kayden Thompson
>Sex is about a steady build up into a climax. >NOT about how long you can go. >Just be sure you foreplay, and build up the thrusting gradually. >Don't be the moron who sticks it in and goes full wack instantly and then either gets tired or cums. this is the smartest thing i have ever heard ever, really this thread shouldn't overlook this very logical advice right here
Jaxon Hall
How is that the smartest thing you ever heard? It's pretty basic my man.
Ryder Morales
>KISS keep it simple stupid its so simple so elegant
Mason White
lol'd hard at this
Kayden Brooks
dude shes inviting him over thats like taking the ball out of the endzone after a touchdown because you think the 5 yard line looks like a better spot
Luke Bailey
When fucking put a hand about 2/3rds between her belly button and her clitoris. This will push her G-spot closer to your dick and in effect give a better dicking.
Other than this, have fun, bite her neck, dangle her titties, all the good stuff
James Howard
Exactly. You'll have a nice pump on, don't shower and ruin your pheremone game, make sure you have enough calories for the gym and what will surely be a 10 hr sex marathon you can do it user
Lincoln Bell
>I never had sex sober. Neither should you. There is a reason for a saying: "like having sex sober". It sucks. But then again don't be too drunk. 3-5 drinks is good. You also want her to get a bit drunk. Bring some wine.
Evan Ross
jokes on you, i know jack about handegg
Caleb Long
i tried this once. used too much force - it made the girl fart really loud. worst sex experience of my life, she got super embarassed lol
Isaiah Gomez
kek
Chase Murphy
>I also dont wanna skip the gym today don't you dare. Just call the whole thing off. You can always meet another girl, but that training session you would lose will always set you back a few days.
Camden Sanders
they just keep getting better imho
Cooper Wood
Tell him to bring wine or something then you retard don't move the date out of her place
Justin Johnson
get your pump on and good luck it's gonna be easy
Brayden Gray
Newfags
Carson Howard
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Liam Gomez
What can I do to make myself more sexually attractive as a man?
Girls can >Not wear a bra so nips show >Get nips pierced >Short shorts that show off their ass cheeks >Belly shirts are also sexual
Is there anything I can do as a man to gain sexual attention in the same way?
Dominic Harris
Kill yourself, hope reincarnation is legit and hope you roll better genetics this time around.
Asher Martin
first of all, congrats bro, you're not autistic like most dudes here ok, here what you gonna do, ask her if you need to bring something to her place, even if she say no, buy a decent wine, bitches love wine, then you drink a bit with her and things will move much better, maybe take some pre workout before going there idk, rest a bit before going out with her. i like t bar rows
Henry Murphy
holy shit once i fucked a girl and she kept hitting this spot, like, literally punching softely it, and i was like wtf but didn't asked her anything
Grayson Gomez
>Being this shocked by fart jokes
I hope she laughs at your tiny dick and throws you out.
Levi Hernandez
Make sure to bring your own condoms.
Jaxon Smith
If you got started on your sex life with drunken sex you're probably fucked, at least in the beggining like me I had lots of drunk sex in uni but the first time I had sex sober even felt awkward, but things eventually worked out and now she is my gf.
Don't panic, you already know how to sex, you arleady know her and already got a good thing going with her. Take some alcoholic drinks there just that both of you chill (not to the point of getting drunk), first and above of all enjoy yourselves, and in no time you will be deep inside her. Also don't lift today, go for a light run instead, like a 30+ min 5k, for that erection gains.
James Gutierrez
fucking b&
Alexander Stewart
Source
Jordan Nguyen
You've never enjoyed sober sex? Maybe you're just shit at it dude, or you hook up with really shitty women. That's like saying you can only have fun drunk, it's just sad.
Easton Carter
>you will make out for 30 minutes >you will be rock hard and begging your cock to cum >you will squirt a tea spoon full of sticky cum juice on her stomach after 1 push in >pump and dump >you will embarrase yourself
Eli Bennett
>coming to Veeky Forums for sex advice
Tyler Miller
gain confidence and exude non-braggadocious joy about your life and those around you.
Sebastian Smith
this
>quite pungent indeed kek
Angel Collins
Cucumber in the pants
Nicholas Wilson
>tfw someone actually wrote this down
Jonathan Williams
Screencap this sheeeeeit BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Colton Bennett
u gotta eat the box broe she'll worship u
Christopher Phillips
this desu senpai
Cameron Russell
Hope you remembered to shave OP, grills today expect you to be shaved. Keep us updated
Logan Johnson
>get invited to qt 3.14's house for obvious sex >"nah, let's meet at a dimly lit and really noisy bar for a couple hours for drinks instead of just having a nice bottle of merlot in the comfort of your living room"
Come on man, we're trying to help OP not hinder him.
Aiden Bailey
That's pretty good OP, I wish you the best. Bring a pack of matches with you in case you have to shit because protein shits fucking reek and striking a match or three will kill the smell. And don't take the sex too seriously, if you're comfortable and can laugh with her it'll make you all the more attractive to her as well as relieving the tension for an overall better sex experience.
Asher Barnes
DON'T stress out or over think. DON'T fap on the dya you're gonna fuck her, when I don't have sex I only fap once or twice per week to my imagination, and if I'm having sex I'll keep off from fapping 2 days before sex.
You NEED to go with the mentality that you're a fucking animal and will destroy her, you will make her wish for more once you're done. Most girls seem to love choking(try it lightly to see if shes into it), air grabbing, spanking and shit like that.