i feel cute today, edition
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it was no fap may
Is that a man?
Damn, i was about to say that i would suck those titties
Fucking trannies should be gassed
BB trannies are the hottest new thing bra
what a time to be alive
how he get them titties, this is an uncomfortable feel
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excuse me?
>that dribble at the end
Does she do porn?
I should be disgusted but my dick is saying otherwise
Ment
Ment
Ment
Ment
Lol
What does "ment" mean?
LURK MOAR
Damn Leslie Jones really let herself go
i've been on fit since like 2014 lol but I've never seen it before. is it new?
that "girl" is unironically hotter than leslie jones, not even kidding
Dieting kills.
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>Because no one has ever shown that being fat is less healthy than being stressed out and on a diet
Why do they provide the same invalid argument every time?
Also, Their fat desperately wants to be liberated from their misformed bodies. Who stands up for those poor fat cells?
this was oddly arousing
>alright miss, it appears your have a bmi over 30, which is more than likely linked to your joint pain and shortness of breath, the reasons for your visit
>d-do you wan-...s-should I take off my glasses?
>I'm just reading over my notes from your exam but if you'd like to take them off to have a look, by all
>n-no I mean it's for the uh... farm- uh... farnerology exam
>excuse me? Which exam?
>the head one... you know.. l-like when you measure my head and stuff..
>are you having an issue with your head you'd like me to take a look at?
>N-no you don't understand... It's not important... like the bmi stuff
>I'm having trouble following you here, are you having an issue with your head linked to your weight?
>n-no just nevermind
kek
Nice
>>n-no I mean it's for the uh... farm- uh... farnerology exam
Laughed harder than I should have.
"eat butter"
>jason statham
>new
.raom krul
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I agree, BMI can be pretty useless, I think bf% should be the standard
GD! Women are so into the "fat is beautiful" meme, they are now throating whole sticks of butter
> Because 98% of diets fail
[citation needed]
seriously though, how often do people fail to lose weight because of some meme diet, as opposed to lack of willpower, I wan to know?
There ain't a citation, 100% things on the internet are made up bro.
No, BMI should be the standard because it's gives a good indication of body fat 95% of the time. You have to understand just how little of the population is significantly trained.
>inb4 uhhhh well i'm acktually 300lbs at 11% bodyfat and according to BMI i'm extremely obese
to some extent i admire these
i wish i could occasionally feel cute no matter what, instead of dodging mirrors and reflections
What the fuck man
If you follow these blogs you see that in 3 posts they start to lapse back into self loathing
is this how amy schumer got her start?
bf% is still more accurate towards a person's health
Isnt that about 1000 calories?
Any of you lads seen the "600lb virgin"?
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tapeworms, ribs removed, anal leakage, pills...
They will really try anything except eating less to lose weight.
.probably a lot more than that
BMI outliers are elite athletes who don't need BMI to know if they are in shape.
For all the rest, the BMI is a good estimation that does not require any special tools or scans to give you a healthy body weight zone.
>fat chick on okcupid
>I'VE HAD MULTIPLE WEIGHT LOSS SURGERIES BUT NOTHING WORKS
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE BIG GIRLS FUCK OFF
>I'M FAT AND PROUD!
I'm really starting to lose hope for online dating. I wish I didn't live so close to New Orleans, those people are fucking insane.
>Fucking trannies should be gassed
Trannies should only be be filled with manufacturer approved fluid, not gasoline.
I'd be more impressed by a 600lb non-virgin.
but difficult to accurately record
It's because most diets fail to take into account satiation. If your diet fails to activate that signal of "Oh, I'm full and not hungry", then of course it's going to fucking fail.
It's less about willpower and more people being complete fucking morons.
Jason is mentally ill. How come they didn't confront him on it? Why didn't he say it himself?
They beat around the bush in every possible way.
Acceptance is the first step.
These huge gluttonous people need to figure out the actual reason why they're so "helplessly" fat to truly fix themselves.
>If your diet fails to activate that signal of "Oh, I'm full and not hungry", then of course it's going to fucking fail.
Any quick suggestion as to what type of food would do that?
feel free to say it on his facebook page. when his father finishes suing your ass you'll regret the day you played with the order user
anyone can say shit on an anonymous forum
How dare you slander that poor boy's name. That'll be $1,000,000 defamation + $2,000,000 pain and suffering tip.
Leafy greens, the darker the better. And drink a shit ton of water during the day, too
800
its open user. I bet you 100 dollars you wont do it.
You're lucky they didn't kill you in prison with the amount of snitching you did to only get that little bit of time. Youre probably working with the boys right now getting your old posse arrested.
typical snitch. i hope the criminals you told on find you and you end up on documenting reality
How's he doing, guys?
Cool, thanks
do you think he had sex while skinny
>How's he doing, guys?
5 scoops in 8 years
Probably. As a virgin fatty that has self-image issues and severe diagnosed depression that nets me a disability check each month, if I make it, I'm going to screw the first wet hole that lets me in. I doubt it'll make me any happier though.
Looks like he married his gf and just got divorced lol
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That's a lie, salad's intended purpose at the beginning of a meal as an appetite stimulant. It makes you hungrier, it doesn't make you feel full fool.
tell me about boogie, how is that possible? he has to have noticed at that point this amount of food is not normal, right? that amount of sugar is a horrible choice, no? that at the very least he could eat the same amount of something that would kill him less.
I pmed boogie and asked him if he counted calories because it helped me. He posted this the next day twitter.com
;_;
Underrated
God. What a fucking cunt.
I've got a story or two from my work, about the token obese woman of the office. I work IT, as common as that apparently is here. Last story I told was about the guy who was interested in my missing arm, which turned out with him losing (and still working on) a lot of weight. This one doesn't end as happily. I'll write it up once I get the chance.
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Eight
Fucking
Pounds
When I started working to shrink with my niggas in /fat/ I lost more than eight pounds just in water weight in 3 fucking weeks
He needs to just fuck off and die already
>8 lbs smaller than I was 6 years ago
>that's pretty crazy
>I'm pretty happy with that
No... no, there's no way that he actually believes the bullshit coming out of his mouth. Look at his fucking body language, how he looks down and away from the camera as he says it, he's lying and he knows it (not about the 8 lbs about being happy about it). He's so resistant to change, so accustomed to the status quo that the thought of being in any other situation terrifies him. So he lies and lies and lies and continues to make shitty videos about shitty topics that somehow generate an income and he does it knowing that he won't ever change.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm pretty scared of losing weight too. I've never seen how my face looks without being fat, and now that I'm getting close I've grown out a beard to hide it. What if I'm ugly? I'll have to live with that forever man, it's fucking spooky.
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>be girl and happen to be pooping as i read this
>AM i still a girl?
but you CAN weigh three hundo
and people try to say that forearm size isn't genetic.
she must deadlift so much
well user even if you look shit thin I'd wager you look even worse fat. Most people won't turn out perfect, you can only maximize what potential you have. no reason not to lose the weight
enjoy the ment
Now you're a male (girl(female(feminine))) with a poop penis (feminine(male(masculine))).
Leslie Jones? Milo said something about you once, I think
waiting
I am ok with this
Wow, groundbreaking observation here. Luckily, measuring beauty is even easier than weighing something. All I need are my eyes to know someone's a fat ugly pig
people try to say this?
forearms are 100% genetics no question
>popeye the sailor man r63.jpg
>one in ten women is bulimic
Yeahhh no fucking way
She probably thinks all skinny women throw up
gl m8!
Here's a fresh one for y'all.
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Holy shit really? What a dick! Man why do people even like this cunt?
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Chicken broth holy shit haha
Didn't happen.
never trust women
>Implying he was questioning your rocky balboa pic
And then everyone applauded
Riley Reid has let herself go
>not looking at the arms
That is the biggest indicator if you don't want to be tricked