Tinder advice

Help me Veeky Forums, it's my first time matching with someone this hot. Also general tinder post.

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Gj you just matched with a bot.

1. match =/ attraction to you
2. if you ask for help here you have no chance
3. bots exist

Make a bill nye ice cream joke

Op here:
1. Never give up on hope
2. One for all and all for one, we are the Veeky Forums musketeers
3. Her file doesn't look like a bot

Just dont skype with her or go to her site.

Dont get to attached to a swipe OP.
Most of the girls on this app don't reply back.
So dont worry about what to send, just send what ever you find funny and go back to squating

im not OP but what do I say when this girl ask if I had a lot of hookups on tinder before?
I haven't had any, only went for drinks once.

Not Veeky Forums related. Fuck off.

dont give her a straight answer. you are entering her frame. you need to make her enter your frame. Or just not give her honest answers and keep testing her and fucking with her.

acceptable answers:

- ignore her question totally and talk about what you want to know about her
- "im a virgin" (only if its obvious you arent)
- "if i met my aunt on here does that count?" - if she says YES then say 1. if she says NO then say 0.
-

Ask her how she dares to take 2 scoops

I forgot to mention pic related is me

No it's not, that is the famous pick-up artist Erik von Markovik, better known by his alias Mystery, He's written several books, had a TV show and definitely isn't asking for Tinder advice on a Mozambiquian origami gathering forum.

>definitely isn't asking for Tinder advice on a Mozambiquian origami gathering forum.
Yeah but how can you be certain?

Help me what should I put on my bio. Im 5/10 and cant get any matches. Im also piss poor at taking pictures of myself. Am I a lost cause?

kek

How ya doing nowadays Mystery?

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How important is social proof pics? Can a good face, body and pet shot suffice?

Is there any truth to this meme saying that tinder works best at the start so you get excited and then it drops so you pay? Because for the first two months I got two or three matches with fatties a day, now I get one per week. Same photos, same everything.

If this app is designed to make you want to kill yourself then it's very well done.

It seems to be all anecdotal but , yeah the sorting algorithm seems to treat you better when you are new.

Got matches and the start then literally nothing

Cleared all data and restarted the app
Got matches then after a while
Literally nothing again

From my experience it definitely bumps you up

I think so. I was getting 10 matches a day for the first few weeks, which tailed off to about 3-5 a day shortly before I quit 2 months later.

Yeah you show up more when new for sure. I honestly think it buries you after a while.

a lot... if girls will see you are not social forget about matches... best to have are:
>pic of your face looking away from camera
>pic of you dressed up
>pic of you doing cool shit with friends
>pic of you doing cool shit alone
>pic of you in gym if you are Veeky Forums
>no selfies

Fuck all the bullshit nigga just say what's up and ask her out.

Don't bother. Even if you get a lot of matches, most of the girls are just on there for the ego boost and male attention.
That being said I met my ex on there, but she wasn't very pretty.

>this hot

man plz, this is only a good pic, she is seemingly not over weight, she has make up.

dont think

>this hot

think of her as a female human who has swiped for you - hell, think of her as a fat fuck if it calms your nerves

>Falling for the thirst trap meme

She's also not that hot. Look at that fucking nose. Jordan is a shit name for a white girl. Also, OP look.

She's got a vanilla ice cream, and what's under that? Chocolate. She's clearly in love with the black cock and has been BLACKED multiple times.

So say whatever the hell you want. It literally does not matter. Nobody you meet on this app matters ever.

>pic of you in the gym
No

replace gym with beach or yacht and you hit max score

t. neckbeard virgin autismo

>wanting degenerate /soc/ shit off muh fitness board is autismo

Probably a bit

cope harder virgin

You're such a beta

what happens if you skype?

Has anyone tried tinder with the search age range past 35
I want a rich milf gf

>tinder with the search age range past 35

Yes.

You will find yourself totally disgusted with women.

You can set it to 24+ and the quality drop is fucking incredible.

>tfw mired by fat girls
>tfw soon it will be cute girls

too much caps

KEK

>>All I want is to shitpost like my fitbros

:(

noice one famalamarino

...

>day as usual
>suddenly this hot chick I talked to for like 5 minutes last year texts me
>starts flirting with me
>I flirt back because she's a qt3.14
>clearly wants to bone
>next day she tells me we can't do anything
>she has a fucking fiance
>her fiance finds out
>all he does is chew her out and they stay together
>she still wants to hang out
>even invites me to hang out "as friends" at her place while her boyfriend is still there because I thought she was single at the time

Wtf lol

YOU AS WELL ARE FUCKING HUGE BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY YA FEEL ME