Chad (?)

Why do we call them Chads and Stacys? Why not Ken and Barbie?
Think about it:
>attractive from creation, not development
>unrealistic and unobtainable appearance
>everyone wants to look like/be like them
Pic related
>tfw you will never have a qt3.14 blonde Barbie gf

from what I know
>chad
>stereo typical; name of 80s high school Jock

>Stacey
>Highschool cheerleader very vain and cruel


Ken and Barbie does make more sense however

>unrealistic and unobtainable appearance
Cope, that's what humans are supposed to look like buddy boyo

Ken and Barbie doesn't make more sense. Chad and Stacy imply a certain set of characteristics. Being a Chad or a Stacey is about more than being physically attractive and the guy in the pic isn't a Chad.

>>unrealistic and unobtainable appearance
kek you must be the kind of person who complains about unrealistic standards of beauty in movies and looks at guys like in the op pic and say that body is unobtainable

It should be Steve.

>the guy in the pic isn't a Chad.
Completely true he has
>NCT
>philtrumcel
>protruding ears
>lower third too short, middle third too long
>eyes too close set
>melted cheekbones
>probably recessed orbitals
>weak hin
All he really has is a decent jaw, hair and neck.

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Stacey is short for Anastacia or Anastasia.
Classic name for the daughter of a Russian trophy wife, it's a name entangled with Russian nobility and the tsars.

And that's who the hot Stacey is, rich on American money, tall and thin by Russian genetics. From her mother, she'll get the cruelty, and the Russian A-cup if the hormones in chicken aren't enough (but she'll get new tits as a present anyway)

What does she look like?

Because Ken and Barbie implies fakeness, but Chad and Stacey are very much real.

>russian
Stop trying to insert yourself into western culture

>everyone wants to look like/be like them
I don't want to look like a fucking weak twink

'western culture' is on a fast track to becoming 'goat fucking Muslim culture'

Ironically, Russia is safe from that fate specifically because they're not 'western', funny how that worked out. I'm not even Russian.

>Ironically, Russia is safe from that fate specifically because they're not 'western', funny how that worked out
russia has a shit load of muslims fag.

10% of russia's population is muslim whereas the USA has only 1%

we might be autists, but we're not as autistic as you

Dude you are still not civilised,where do you thing you will go?

You just have to thanks Peter the Great or you will still be starving

If you think that's Chad then you're a fool. He looks like Melvin who got jacked to show off to his bullies in HS. I cringe when people are so up there own ass they dress up like a fucking doll that signifies shallow beauty.

She could be a Stacy though she loses a few points for being with that dude in the picture.

Chad and Stacy are stereotypical trash tier names that Americans for some reason insist on calling their kids and its probably some old as fuck meme from the very first high school movies.

that canthal tilt is neutral at worse

you got dysmorphia

That guy is not a Chad. I want to lick Chad's armpits. I don't want to lick Ken's armpits. They probably taste like plastic

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fuck off
t. pyccкий

>Anyone respects western "culture" anymore

t. proud user of an American anime website

You won't catch us on vk

>American

BTFO

Don't even bother replying to me as I've btfo hundreds of non-Americans with this image in the past

One negative, one neutral.

What I want to know is why anyone cares about Stacy here.

ikr, she definitely does not have it going on