>be me (middle) >doing usual workout >5x5, startingleaf, gallon of fungus a day >been making some solid gainz, only recently stopped being larvaelet tho so still only lifting lmao1leaf >see qt 4.nt in line in front of me >only carrying .5leaf, t. cardiomite tho >dat abdomen >dat thorax >imagine dem mandibles grazing my spiculum >bein in shape has got me feelin confident tho, so brace myself to try to talk to her >catching up, want to make myself look strong so trying to move quickly but nonchalantly, leaf in high overhead form >suddenly, something bumps my leaf >stumble, almost fall off the branch >recover, look around in confusion/anger >it's fucking grAnt >looks like he's carrying a fucking banana leaf or some shit, seriously it's at least twice as big as mine >shoves right past me, goes and starts talking to qt like he's not even carrying anything >she almost drops her leaf, her mandibles are twitching, genital capsule probably dripping with mucous >so much for that >fucking grAnt >finish last leaf set >carry obligatory fungus ball to queen so i don't get decapitated and used as more fungus food >go back to my burrow, still not even in the worker's district, barely outside of larvae yards >want to jack off but don't even have fucking hands >want to cry but don't have secretory glands
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER
Cooper Gomez
wow
Lincoln Richardson
I enjoyed this.
Eli Brooks
Good post
Robert Foster
10/10 i like it
Nolan Collins
Shit like this is the reason I still haven't left this godforsaken place
Angel Gray
>dat abdomen >dat thorax
Jeremiah Jones
How come Veeky Forums is filled with bullshit and not more stuff like this?
All worker ants are sterile females you fucking idiot.
Easton Adams
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Landon Hernandez
ACKCHYUALLY
Jeremiah Powell
qt.4nt
Austin Nguyen
My God the creativity is amazing but you might have a problem. Lmao.
Zachary Jenkins
>be me, qt.4nt >exhausted after heavy set of sting thrusts >see in the mirror that fucking creep Anthony is blatantly checking my abdomen out >that loser wants to impress me by hoisting a leaf way too heavy for him >PT comes to him and tells him to take it easy and "anthill was not build in a day" >hear faint "I got it" as all three pair of his legs shake violently >finally grAnt comes to me and I don't have to witness this cringey spectacle anymore >tells me he heard that the restaurant by the raspberry bush finally opened and asks me if I want to go there with him >say "yes" >see Anthony's legs finally collapse >hear him barely whisper "fucking grAnt" as we walk away holding our front legs together
Ayden Parker
exclude me out of any screencapping considering this post.
Luis Thomas
>41661457 >imagine dem mandibles grazing my spiculum
Charles Murphy
>>fucking grAnt
Good post
Thomas Hall
>tfw Antoinette will only ever have her antennae set on asshole grANTS
Camden Lopez
Suck my dick reddit
Lincoln Morales
The bullshit must be created first to lay the foundation for posts like these. Seriously, most of the memes used in this post use to be shitposts.
Nicholas Anderson
I probably would have laughed, but I'm a biologist and my immediate reaction was like this guy's Other anons seem to have liked it though, so good job OP.