Be me (middle)

>be me (middle)
>doing usual workout
>5x5, startingleaf, gallon of fungus a day
>been making some solid gainz, only recently stopped being larvaelet tho so still only lifting lmao1leaf
>see qt 4.nt in line in front of me
>only carrying .5leaf, t. cardiomite tho
>dat abdomen
>dat thorax
>imagine dem mandibles grazing my spiculum
>bein in shape has got me feelin confident tho, so brace myself to try to talk to her
>catching up, want to make myself look strong so trying to move quickly but nonchalantly, leaf in high overhead form
>suddenly, something bumps my leaf
>stumble, almost fall off the branch
>recover, look around in confusion/anger
>it's fucking grAnt
>looks like he's carrying a fucking banana leaf or some shit, seriously it's at least twice as big as mine
>shoves right past me, goes and starts talking to qt like he's not even carrying anything
>she almost drops her leaf, her mandibles are twitching, genital capsule probably dripping with mucous
>so much for that
>fucking grAnt
>finish last leaf set
>carry obligatory fungus ball to queen so i don't get decapitated and used as more fungus food
>go back to my burrow, still not even in the worker's district, barely outside of larvae yards
>want to jack off but don't even have fucking hands
>want to cry but don't have secretory glands

WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER

wow

I enjoyed this.

Good post

10/10 i like it

Shit like this is the reason I still haven't left this godforsaken place

>dat abdomen
>dat thorax

How come Veeky Forums is filled with bullshit and not more stuff like this?

...

Fucking grAnt

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Perfect

All worker ants are sterile females you fucking idiot.

...

ACKCHYUALLY

qt.4nt

My God the creativity is amazing but you might have a problem. Lmao.

>be me, qt.4nt
>exhausted after heavy set of sting thrusts
>see in the mirror that fucking creep Anthony is blatantly checking my abdomen out
>that loser wants to impress me by hoisting a leaf way too heavy for him
>PT comes to him and tells him to take it easy and "anthill was not build in a day"
>hear faint "I got it" as all three pair of his legs shake violently
>finally grAnt comes to me and I don't have to witness this cringey spectacle anymore
>tells me he heard that the restaurant by the raspberry bush finally opened and asks me if I want to go there with him
>say "yes"
>see Anthony's legs finally collapse
>hear him barely whisper "fucking grAnt" as we walk away holding our front legs together

exclude me out of any screencapping considering this post.

>41661457
>imagine dem mandibles grazing my spiculum

>>fucking grAnt

Good post

>tfw Antoinette will only ever have her antennae set on asshole grANTS

Suck my dick reddit

The bullshit must be created first to lay the foundation for posts like these. Seriously, most of the memes used in this post use to be shitposts.

I probably would have laughed, but I'm a biologist and my immediate reaction was like this guy's Other anons seem to have liked it though, so good job OP.

Mandiblet detected.