>be me. at devcon3 >6/10 nerdy soft eng wage slaver >actual crypto portfolio around 9 btc. >add 150btc to blockfolio >conference is 95% male, 4% female and 1% others >jonsing for pussy. >sits beside 7/10 girl (Stacy) but after 3 days in cockland she's 10/10 >start browsing on my phone. >open up blockfolio nonchalantly, >stacy introduces herself between talks. >everything thing i says is interesting to her and every joke she laughes >so this is what being a chad is like >want to grab dinner? "yes". >want to go back to my room? "yes" >pump and dump
da point? BUY REQ
Lucas Baker
kek
Blake Anderson
Enjoy your dreams user. we all know you palms got sweaty and you forgot your own name
Isaiah Thompson
>da point? BUY REQ lmao
also, no
Nolan Peterson
They leveled up.
Bentley Gray
>and then you woke up with 2 BTC and cum stained briefs
Brandon Reed
you forgot to casually mention all the spaghetti flowing out of your pockets
Luis King
At least this is not a “loser” LARP.
Dylan Powell
>image >7/10
Jaxson Gomez
She looks like she've got nice tits, i have this ability i can tell if a chick have nice tits by looking at her face am i weird?
Chase Rivera
BRO 7/10?
7/10???????????
This chick is clearly 10/10 material
Michael Nguyen
Yall some desperate fucks. That bitch looks like she just finished cleaning the toilets for cum and then decided to take a selfie in the same bathroom.
Alexander Rivera
>da point? BUY REQ just bought 100k chain link
Mason James
>Millennials
Landon Long
No, that's actually a superpower.
Use it with care user
Elijah Lee
Some years ago I used the internet to pretend I was rich to bait golddigging cunts into showing me their tits.
Evan Cooper
kek
Brody Evans
Her: Hi user! I'm Stacy! Seen you around the conference this week. You're pretty cute :) want to grab coffee after this? Or maybe dinner? I'm free tonight tee hee! OP: "were you talking to m me?" Her: "Huh? Of course I was silly!" OP: "s sorry biz s said marriage is bad for men" Her: "wtf are you talking about? who said anything about marriage? OP "unintelligible mumbling" Her: "Uhh are you ok? You're sweating pretty profusely. EW! Why do you have spaghetti in your pockets?? What is wrong with you? Forget dinner, Goodbye" OP " y you t too"
OP then does a 360 and speeds away on his heelys, his trenchcoat flapping in his wake, leaving a trail of spaghetti all the way to the bus stop outside.
Brandon Wright
Kek
Brandon Wilson
kek , a remainder that a 360 is a full circle and you end up poiting the same direction, go ahead call me a newfag