Is beard season a meme or actually something everyone wants to do once in their life?

Is beard season a meme or actually something everyone wants to do once in their life?

What the fuck is beard season? That Movember hipster faggot shit? I wear a beard because it looks good. It's not seasonal.

>implying
People who work or are active outdoors grow beards in late fall to keep the faces warm during the cold winter months. If you do Movember or grow a beard because it "looks good", you are the faggot

If you grow a beard to keep your face warm, you're a pussy.

literally not true lol wtf

Is that dude wearing a man bun?

How does one even grow something like that

pic related, as best as I can get mine

>That Movember hipster faggot shit?
Movember actually started out as a movement to raise awareness for prostate cancer

keep the sides short while growing the top and back until you have enough hair to put it in a bun

I am envious af.

I can only grow d'artagnan esque shit, I hope it gets better with age.

Brehs, if I don't shave in the morning then I've got an even stubble. I never try to grow a beard though so not sure what it'd look like or if it'd be any good. I fancy a try though.

For a good beard, should you use a trimmer daily to keep it looking neat? Or let it grow as it does

I grow a beard to hide my weak chin

You literally just described how to grow a mullet.

you don't need to grow the back for a "manbun", when your hair is long enough you will be able to

NO. Mullets are business in front, party in the back. The top and sides are good while the back is long

Jawlet confirmed

> have a weak jaw
> have shit beard genetics so can only grow a goatee

I'm only 24 though, how fucked am I?

>Is that dude wearing a man bun?
>How does one even grow something like that

You need to put some man seed in your hair.

some people get full beard by 30, so you might not be fucked

I've got a 2 week vacation from work coming up. My plan is to stop shaving a week before I go, and grow it out through my vacation, and see how it looks and whether I should continue or not. Might as well give it a go.

>Reddit greentexting
> implying you'll ever be able to recover

advice on growing beard?

don't shave

Don't listen to Get a machine and buzz it once a week in half. That stimulates the growth.

but there are spots on my face that i don't even have hair

Beards are for hipsters with weak chins.

How fast should a good beard take? I'll be approaching 4 weeks and there's still areas that haven't filled in

this, my beard was patch as fuck, and suddenly when I was about 25 all that vellus hair turned into "real" hair and I could grow a thick beard