Why aren't you swole where it really counts Veeky Forums?

Why are they measuring the flaccid sizes. That doesn't matter at all

Have you thought about how it makes you look when you try THIS hard to troll on the subject of penis sizes?

I'll help you out: it makes you seem like you have a small penis

flaccid stretched is close to erect in some cases, not all. There are no regular flaccid measurements in that graph

and that's like 372,100 men with huge dicks
that's a lot

>hmm, user is making fun of average dicks
>i know! i'll make fun of micropenises! that'll show him

I highly doubt any study would get 3.7" as an average stretched length, unless they had a sample size of 2 and one of the guys had a micropenis

especially when you consider that even male porn stars rarely surpass 8" (look up that "pornstarmeasurements" tumblr or whatever it was, it's a big redpill on angles and using short females in porn)

>and that's like 372,100 men with huge dicks

Yea its a lot in the whole wide world, but statistically its retarded to suggest that 25% of men are like that when its less than one tenth of a percent

I'm not a dicklet btw, 8" x 6.5"

You know a man is lying when they say they've got anything bigger than a 8 inch kek.

you're just saying that to feel special, 8 inches is pretty common. now 9.5", that's impressive

>In reality most cocks in porn are between 6.5 and 8 inches.

hmm maybe i should get into porn...

Women and dick size are like normies and lifts, just the other way around.

>wow you're so strong, you must be able to lift 150 pounds!
(actually, I lift 350)
>wow you're so big, your dick is like 9 inches!
(actually, it's only 6)

this is correct, even women are 8" these days

>8 inches is pretty common
>tfw girlfriend did say it was "average"

user come on...

>when the 6 incher knows that 9 inches is superior and will lie about his size or lead women to think it is
lmao

brah it is. the average dick size of men who regularly have sex with multiple partners is 8 inches. you don't see women bragging about shagging some scientifically average or micropenis guy for a reason.

actually it's 10". Don't ask for source but it's 100% legit boyo

This is what fucks up women and their knowledge about sizes. Every manlet dicklet will say that they're 20% bigger than they are.

Then when they see actually big dick they think it's much bigger than it actually is.

I am 17 cm errect max i always thought i was big :(

No, I was pointing out that being on the offense with this topic makes a person look insecure

You just did it too

bro, you make fun of micropenises
that's pathetic

Fuck yeah 99th percentile. Get fucked dicklets.

it's almost as pathetic as making fun of midgets who are under 6' tall. Trying to make yourself feel better by bringing disabled people down is despicable

This whole thread is making me want to sudoku

T. 5.8 inch

12" here and I feel pretty average

>tfw Chode

kill me

I'm like 5", pretty thick and I can't make anything to change it, so whatever. Worry about things you can improve

>when the thickness makes your dick look even shorter
dicks are like tits, the longer (aka bigger) they are, the more attractive they look.
dick size isn't just about pleasuring a woman physically, they're sexy to look at for women.

>tfw 3'5"

I'd much rather wallow in self pity and blame my problems on women

>9inch

thats .00000001% of the population

im 6.2, already in the top 30%

this size is a shaming technique

>inb4 cope

sage and hide

Me too veli

midget detected

>only 37 men in the world have a 9 inch dick
okay user

>4 inches
>phimosis
>banana-shaped
>curved to the left a bit
What the hell am I supposed to do if I ever come close to having sex?

But i am

>using those percentile sites designed to make you feel big
you're still average buddy

a 7" length is just as average as being 6'4" tall is. really makes you think

meant to quote

>6.5"
>average

Fucking lol, want to know how I know this is trolling 101?

(You)

>This graphic was made by a male trying to piss other males off
>(((male)))

it's the 5'9'' of dick sizes
literally king of the dicklets

> Much more rarer.
Fucking brainlets.

...

no, as said by actual statistics and comparing percentiles, 7" is the 6'4" of dick sizes.

Also lol, 5'9" isn't king of manlets, 5'11"/6' is

do you measure from the base or the bone? I've heARD the bone.

for that infograph to be accurate you need to measure from the asshole

whatever you say king of dicklets
the only sizes that actually matter are longer than 8.5 inches

you should measure the part that enters the bagina

>chink
>5.5x4.2
>virgin
Lol at least I'm built

Wut, based on what is 9 inches average size in Finland? I'm also Finnish with a bit over 8 inches.

>chink
>9.2 x 6
nah, size matters fellow chink

>women not knowing how to use measuring tools
Checks out that's for sure.

Post pics next to Subway 6" sandwich

I'm not going to subway, pick something else

This infographic is almost as wrong as the ones in the vegan thread

Be a confidence booster for those of us who aren't cursed by satan. Also checked.

>PLEASE DON'T BE A MEME IMAGE PLEASE DON'T BE A MEME IMAGE PLEASE DON'T BE A MEME IMAGE PLEASE DON'T BE A MEME IMAGE
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5 INCHES, IS, AVERAGE

And that 1 would be me, thanks dicklet.

Big cell phone

>tfw 9.5" x 6.5"

I laugh at all dicklets.

How about you just use a fucking measuring tape you witless fuck hole.

Dudes with dicks that big can't even stay hard

what's crazy is all of the dicklets here being impressed by the 7 inch dicklet. lot of very small guys here

if you dont post a picture of your dick, then you're just another loser lying on the internet

ask your gf and mom, they can confirm it stays hard dicklet

post your dick LARPer

so? once it's inside, all of the pressure is gonna make it hard. and it's probably still 3 times bigger than your dick

>10''x 7'' here
Um, sweetie? You're one of those "dicklets". kek, virgin

Jokes on you, I don't have a gf

Ok. I'm proud of my body tho, so I guess I'll just keep on going with that. Makes me feel good.

dicklets just don't understand
big dicks need constant stimulation to be fully hard. so once you're fucking, the dick is gonna be fully hard inside of her.

Pressure on the outside of the dick forces the blood back into the body, dipshit. Your body can only produce so much force to maintain an erection, and at that size, assuming proportional girth, it's just not sustainable.

I don't understand why you cucks are so fed up with big ugly animal dicks. It's aesthetic to have a smaller penis. Look at the Greeks, literally the kings of aesthetics all had small penises.

holy shit, so you're telling me that a guy with an erect dick can easily go soft by applying pressure on it? everyone in the world will no longer have a problem peeing with morning wood.

erections don't work that way, they're meant to stay hard under pressure, especially when inside a woman.

the greeks loved fucking little boys, that's why they loved little dicks. do you like little boy peepees user?

>Manlet
>wristlet
>framelet
>voicelet
>chin/jawlet
>noselet
>liplet
>eyelet
>anklelet
>handlet
>hairlet
>and now dicklet apparently by Veeky Forums's standards
All right, quickest way to off myself in the next 24 hours?

No they don't and nobody who understands how a penis works has issues with peeing, my god, I can't believe how retarded you are, you don't even know how to fucking piss

The pressure doesn't cause the erection, contact with the skin regardless of pressure causes nervous stimulation which affects your arterioles and capilaries leading to blood retention. Significant exterior pressure encourages equalization of interior pressure.

>needing help to an hero
>being a suicidelet

just be yourself

T-thanks Veeky Forums

Length literally doesn't matter unless it's something like 12 cm

Girth is where it's at.

>dick girth is 6''
>but dick head is 7''
What does this mean for me?

That you have a mushroom penis because you bear the mark of the kike

>tfw dick is ugly as sin
Aesthetics>>>Size