I crafted this potion a few weeks ago, after heavy research, including studying the "Tarahumara" Native Americans who can run over 250 miles in a single day.
I introduce Potion of True Running *32-40 oz water *One scoop BCAAs *One scoop creatine *One spoonful chia seeds
Drink daily, and before runs. Feel free to share your own potions here
Correct it should supply your core and legs with sufficient ATP.
I'm not Isaac Newton, just wing it
Colton Howard
>murrifats cant into metric: episode 999293828249
Joseph Peterson
I've been using a stamina potion for a while. >400mg caffeine >6g creatine >3g beta-alanine >1.5g l-citrulline >800mg acetyl-l-carnitine >100g carbohydrate isolate mixed with two servings of "optimum nutrition essential amino energy" since it has both BCAAs and EAAs
Daniel Rogers
someone recommend me some compounds for mental focus gains
Jayden Sanchez
>I filled it up with some water. now you don't have to be precise with water just throw in some fucking water in there in the mixture like for optimal gains
Evan Price
Gains potion *16 fluid oz *Zero calories *Zero sugar
Daniel Green
Formula passed to me straight from mount Olympus itself >2 x sips Enjoy your unlimited energy
Owen Foster
My potions are too strong for you traveller.
Cameron Perry
imperial system is objectively superior fairy boy
Ethan Foster
>caffeine >without l-theanine Lad...
Ian Cox
>potions I like this thread. I hope it becomes a meme.
Austin Rivera
>... Faggot...
Elijah Morris
>faggot... Newfriend...
Dylan Collins
>Fag fucker foriegners look for any excuse to complain about Americans while using thousands of american creations in their daily lives episode 1947473822727
Exactly how is "one scoop" any degree of literal measurement? The op even admitted to "wing it". Go fuck yourself.
David Phillips
holy shit this is actually kind of a cool idea
Dylan Harris
USA USA USA
Brody Carter
>one .45 caliber bullet >one .45 caliber handgun You see where I'm going with this. Joke landed.
Juan Perez
I hope there is never a cure for such autism. I will be sitting on my deathbed years from now, and will laugh until I asphyxiate thanks in part to shit like this
Tyler James
1 gram creatine monohydrate 4 grams L Citruline 3 grams phenibut hcl 5 mg tadalafil 30 grams bcaa 500 mg caffeine 3 cups of purified water
Hold your nose and chug it a half hour before your workout
Aiden Cruz
>phenibut >before workout que
Joshua Green
Shut up and just do it holy shit
Benjamin Torres
also three grams, the fuck nigga
Lincoln Ortiz
>chug it >not slowly sip it It's like you enjoy not feeling effects
Isaac Russell
Why? You don't have any reasonable mental acuity you fucking faggot
Ryan Powell
Potion of Rehydration -2 cups of water
Drink 4 a day for optimal results
Kayden Martinez
discovered this pre workout potion when i was 5
>16oz water
makes u fell alive
Samuel Ross
a scoop isn't any unit of measure. its a joke and you are dumb
Alexander Jones
Newfriend I...
Jose Phillips
what inventions are you talking about? TV (nope) Internet (nope) Computer (nope) Cars (nope)
Noah Morris
Maybe you should look at the ingredients list again, this concoction would taste like absolute ass
Levi Scott
30-150mg DMAA 200-1500mg caffeine
take with water, then stay hydrated
Chia seeds,however, are god-tier in your post-work snack of fresh veggies & cottage cheese
Oliver Clark
keto diet and coffee
Gabriel Walker
Potion of Might
>inject vitamin S
Potion of the Runs
>eat 600mg magnesium in one go
Potion of Virility
>eat raw ginger
Dylan Walker
Freedom, motherfucker
OHHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
Joshua Thompson
broc sprouts , frozen berries water or almond milk
Bentley Lewis
What the fuck is heavy research you moron..... heavy? Like fat research?
Heavy research for three ingredients omfg you're a joke.
Carter Moore
>run over 250 miles in a single day
might want to check your source and/or critical thinking skills, the marathon world record is over 2 hours
Gabriel King
Carbohydrate isolate?
Is that a fancy name for sugar?
David Flores
>cutting potion Try harder
Angel Jones
>tadalafil, aka cialis, aka long acting boner pill
I've used a low dose of Viagra with a cup of coffee before workouts and while the pumps were retarded good, the lower back pumps became crippling about 15 minutes into the workout.
Citrulline with creatine and caffeine and theobromine is amazing though.
Christopher Allen
It's actually like that.
Brandon Allen
My potions are too strong for you, manlet
Austin Hall
Fucking kek. Used to talk about this vid with my gf all the time. It kinda was what brought us together
Aiden Powell
>cracked.com
Eli Moore
Creatine doesn't do anything right when you take it. You have to build it up in your system
Thomas Garcia
atomic bombs have three ingredients
Nathan Barnes
>-2 cups >negative 2 cups Potion of Rehydration seems like a misnomer
Ryan Parker
This is my daily shake. It is awful. The capsacin helps. >2 raw eggs >1 cup spinach >3 tbsp olive oil >800 mg caffeine anhydrous >200 mg L theanine >1/2 cup pineapple juice >1/2 cup coconut milk >2 cup whole cow milk >70g whey protein >2 tbsp natty pb >5 gargantuan blackberries from the TN hillsides >8 blueberries >2 raspberries >1/2 tsp apple pie spice >4 fresh thai chili peppers >1 dried ghost pepper Immediately followed by 1000ml water >itt: half ass namblypambly candyasses
Carson Myers
user, what the fuck is this.
Jack Jackson
are you the devil because that seems like hell in a blender
it basically sounds like vomit
Asher Thomas
>source: cracked.com I don't have an anime girl smug enough for this post
Levi Mitchell
>800 mg caffeine
Matthew Hall
post a pic of this brew
Nathaniel Perry
But why? You could just eat most of that and take the powders with shots of water and it wouldn't taste like volcanic diarrhea.
Thomas Murphy
I would recommend replacing the whole cow milk with rice milk
Tyler Diaz
Why?
Tyler Ross
special ingredient is tren
Kevin Powell
there are four ingredients, faggot
Leo Evans
...
Liam Sanchez
The autists that sperg together, stay together
Daniel Ortiz
It's what happens after you spend 4 years here and get tired of your deficit deadlift being less than four plate. It's not that bad if I just chug it, and the berries generally turn it an color somewhere between purple and green. >Why wouldn't you just eat it I do more or less in more appealing dishes. The rest of my diet is Water Homemade Elvis sandwiches, I.e. Homemade banana protein powder whole wheat bread, sandwiched with crunchy pb in the middle
Oats with nutty nuggs Nutty nuggs are like the quinoa of cereal but 1/100th the cost and worth every penny Pb etc berries
Homemade thai curry; pic related is raw ingredients. Unfortunately I just found out just how nosedeaf it makes you and ruins bedsheets so I'll have to start making my own paste somehow.
Again, the capsacin helps. I can't recommend it enough.
>it sounds like vomit Basically it is. I take tudca (separately, also not for ana, I'm natty) so essentially yes I do eat vomit every day
Jacob Green
>level 1 magicka im sorry but you're never going to make it, skyrim belongs to the nords.
Julian Diaz
Gayest of the gays
Elijah Butler
>eating food You can thank the niggers for that one, Muricuck.
Blake Harris
>muh freedoms >less free than superior neighbour >inb4 b-but muh military!
Brayden Flores
>press freedom How is this determined
Christopher Robinson
Press is truly regulated in europe, since moslims.
Joshua Torres
Hi. Am thinking of buying BCAAs People in the reviews warn about the shit taste of unflavored BCAAs. On the other hand all of the flavored ones have sucralose sweetener in it. What to buy o great Veeky Forums alchimists?
Oliver Richardson
Walking Potion. 10 parts sugar. 90 parts whiskey. If it's cold out, I take a bag of chowder. And in the Summer, I take a bag of banana chowder.
Kevin Myers
Nope, it's like sugar except it tastes terrible and is much more expensive.
Brody Lee
It tastes like chalky ass unflavored. Get Optimum Nutrition Aminos since EAAs are just as important as BCAAs, even if it's sweetened.
Although I did have unflavored for a while, and you kind of get used to it after a while.
Jacob King
My potions would kill a dragon, traveller. They're too strong for you.
Nathan King
My questing cape says otherwise. Hand over the potion, squire.
Austin Howard
greetings Veeky Forums, i'm a fatty and have just started to workout, but rn i'm completely destroyed. My arms are hurt and I can barely move them. Could you recommend anything to ease up the pain and hasten the muscular regeneration? Thanks
Jace Foster
My potions are too strong for you Veeky Forumsizen
Joshua Gutierrez
Unholy potion (careful)
>400 ml coconut juice >5 g creatine >30 g whey protein >200 mg caffeine >2 drops of vape juice >A squeeze of lime juice >1/2 an aspirin >6 g of dried psilocybe cubensis
Jose Sanchez
Mobility carts!
Lincoln Morales
>phenibut STOP
Chase Thompson
>it's another "americans and west-europeans arguing over literally nothing and not realizing that they are actually literally the same" episode america is cucked by leftoids, fags, niggers, jews, moooslims west-europe is cucked by leftoids, fags, niggers, jews moooslims there is no difference there is no difference there is no difference wake the fuck up get out of your life move to serbia, russia, greece, iran, uganda, north korea, anywhere but another american or west-european cesspit YOU can ESCAPE cuckoldry and high judaism
Benjamin Morgan
Pic related
Benjamin Sanchez
>chia seeds I doubt it would have any effect,you will shit most of them out untouched
Jaxson Fisher
say what you want queer, at least our country isn't being forced into taking refugee sandniggers then wondering why our citizens keep getting slaughtered. keep getting cucked by the middle east you stupid fucking faggot
Hudson Peterson
I have a "gut health" potion
which consist of a pre/pro biotic PH neutral thing with fibre, l reuteri l plantarium
about 10 billion randomized generic prebotic bacteria (4 pills)
and one special brand pill that has lots of ingredients against candida infection, caprilic acid and paul d arco
also two teaspoons of great lakes gelatine which supposedly helps with leaky gut and also generic joint things
Mason Green
my sleep potion
>5htp >Valerian >zma >cheap magnesium >6mg melatonin >sleepy time tea >100 grams of grinded up and pre-prepared oatmeal for complex carbs and energy throughout the sleep >one glass of red wine >furious masturbation
and if all else fails because I didnt take care off the stress again, I go on my balcony and stare at nature for like 20 minutes. 3 times max
Levi Jones
Tldr use drugs its good for you
Cameron Scott
2G test prop 500mg tren a 400mg deca 5 IU hgh
inject 3x a day
Jaxon Adams
Well these things shouldn't collide as they affect different pathways, mostly I think. They are also all legal so a very, very low risk of any complications.
My other vitamins and supps are a bit complexer tho. Not potions.
Zachary James
Silvertongue Potion
>700mg passionflower >167mg valerian (root extract) >90mg caffeine, adjustable to tolerance (I use 1/4 of what I take pre-workout)
+50 speechcraft for 4 hours Heightened mood, decreased inhibitions. Sense of calm without drowsiness. Can be used for times where focus is needed. Increased sociability.
Julian Collins
That coffein dose is the same you'd get from 20 cappuccinos
Ryder Lopez
Democracy was invented by the french.
Landon Stewart
Take picamilon which is so good they're actually legislating against it and is now hard to find. Also real GABA. Don't dose up on it but you'll feel real cool on low doses anyway.
Joshua Thompson
I feel like I will always enjoy this picture.
Nathan Baker
POTION SELLER
David Robinson
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY SHART
Jose Barnes
I drink mostly tea, cocoa, coffee, herbal tea and water. 1) TEA *1 tsp of tea leaves *1 glass of water *few drops of lemon 2) COCOA *2-3 tsp of cocoa powder *1 glass of water 3) COFFEE *1 tsp of coffee ground coffee *1 coffee cup of water 4) HERBAL TEA *1 tsp of given herbal tea substance *1 glass of water 5) WATER *1 glass of water