What Veeky Forums sub culture do you hate the most? Me? Distance runners, can't stand those insufferable cunts

What Veeky Forums sub culture do you hate the most? Me? Distance runners, can't stand those insufferable cunts.

Beard culture

Don't know if this counts as a subculture but any fitness model that has pages of text underneath their instagram photos. I've been on the lookout for more down to earth ones but can't find any.

powerlifter

Power lifters, but only the ones who don't care about weight and body composition at all. Getting fucking fat to unhealthy levels, only so they can lift heavier on 3 different lifts.
People who compete in weight classes, and keep their body fat to reasonable levels are cool, though

powerlifting

why would i hate fitness subcultures?

what i hate is the obesity epidemic ruining my country :(

So that's another vote against powerlifters

hah :P

*upvotes*

Crossfit

...

vegans

As a former distance runner, I have to say distance runners are actually the worst.
At least the ones who compete

Made me chuckle

More specifically vegan traps

>Vegans

They literally shit up so many Veeky Forums boards that it isn't funny.

They whine non stop on Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums, /k/, and Veeky Forums.

I even see several threads a month on completely unrelated boards, like /gk/, Veeky Forums, and /out/.

If there was ever a perfect example of a snowflake, then it's vegans.

They are worse than fucking homosexuals. Every single aspect of their life revolves around veganism and they make sure everyone around them knows it.

Powerlifters. Literally a bunch of insecure nerds who realized they can't become the thing they hate (ie jocks), so instead they invent a whole new status hierarchy of >muh 1RM and insist everybody care about it.

Why distance runners?

powerlifters because most of them are so dogmatic and don't account for not everyone is trying to move up their big three total and nothing else

Talk to one sometime.

cyclist
Not the /fraud/ kind those guys are ok

Are they like vegans, cant stop talking about how much they run?

Not OP but so many distance runners who compete (collegiate, competitions etc.) are so full of themselves.
Think they're hot shit even though it takes ZERO skill to run. Physiques are absolute shit. Life revolves around running and let people know it. Often high and mighty about their running abilities etc. etc. This coming from a former NCAA cross country runner

>implying most of these theads aren't started by omnivores because it's guaranteed replies

Fad diet fags (especially this fucker
) that justify their nutrition philosophy because of a half dozen cherry picked studies...
>IIFYM
>Veganism
>Ketogenic diet
>Low Fat diets
>Paleo

Ahh so like this then

>most of the country is no data

You want me to believe this chart?

I hate exclusive bodybuilders. The kind of person who's workout is spent doing 8 different pussy ass isolation exercises that require no effort

anyone who isn't a pleb should train for both strength and size

Took way to long to see cyclists on here. Probably because they're outside more than most of Veeky Forums but those people are the absolute worst

Veeky Forumsizens

Takes zero skill to run but a fuck load of training and hard work to run well. If you were a half decent runner you'd know this.

SIP cunts. I'm about 75% sure that at first it was an attempt of shilling but now it has become a part of this community.

HONESTLY, POWERLIFTERS THAT CAN'T TOUCH THEIR TOES OR RUN TWO MILES BUT THINK THEY'RE TOUGH FOR A 3PL8 DEADLIFT. BITCH IM 3/4/5 AND RUN FUCKING MILES + FLEXIBLE

UNFORTUNATELY I LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT AND AM CUTTING

BUT YEA FUCK POWERLIFTERS

lol. At least your self assessment is on point.

could you e stat any harder

How is that even form? What is the purpose of that?

hate:
>Vegans
>SS/SLers
>cardio
>/plg/
>thicc
>boogie
>TGO

bros:
>bodybuilders
>ketobros
>looksmaxers
>manlets
>/sig/
>/natty/
>/fraud/
>brapposters
>/thinn/
>/fph/
>chad posting

To say you benched the most weight.

Powerlifters are fucking retarded.

what about /owg/?

twiggy little bitch with a tiny penis and SEVER testosterone deficiency detected. fuck off and kys, retard.

what is e stat?

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BICYCLISTS by a huge margin

Fucking cunts ride around like they own the road, and aren't surrounded by people navigating several tons of steel while barely paying attention.

If you're one of them, I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and only you.

Misinformation abound, but hey, looks like any distance running advocacy would be met with "haha see they're insufferable and that proves my point!"

Same here, and same here.
I ran for 8 years as the guy in the who persuaded others to run in the back group. The top runners HATED me.

I hate powershitters. Even worse than crossfitters desu

Also, anyone notice how Jeep and Truck culture is so cringy?

>personal encounters are misinformation
Please show us your peer reviewed study showing how humble and gracious distance runners are.

obvs bro-tier

>Fad diet fags (especially this fucker) that justify their nutrition philosophy because of a half dozen cherry picked studies...

which studies are these? are you talking about the china study? because i don't think i've mentioned it once here, and i kinda do believe it was based on flawed science. if you look at the raw data you can make completely different conclusions by focusing on other data. was a huge study so tons of info...

but yeah what studies lol :P

go on Veeky Forums and look at the wrecked threads for bicyclists. it's justice porn.

I'll provide that after you enlighten us with your studies proving they are unbearably vain

Well in your case any of the ones posted in the vegan threads that say human beings don't require or optimally perform on omnivorous diets consisting if a balance of leafy greens, fruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds, and legumes as well as animal products such as milk, cheese, eggs, and animal flesh.

:)

And yes the China study is radically flawed but I wasn't specifically referring to that particular one

>If you were a half decent runner you'd know this.
Thanks for hoping on your high horse and proving my point.

What would you consider a half decent runner?

I was running 60-70mi per week. 8k time was about 29min. 10k in 36. Some would consider that half decent I would guess. It was a lot of work, but again, doesn't take much skill. All I had to do was show up and do the runs.

HAES

Hardly a high horse, just an observation which you thankfully backed up in your last sentence.
And my opinion on decent doesn't really matter but your times for a collegiate runner tell me you were average, especially with that volume.

You see my point. Insufferable.

Lol. Being told you were a useless runner makes me insufferable? Truth hurts bud.

I certainly was below average, even for a freshman, though considering I ran only one year in high school, got to college and spent more time in the gym than on the course, I probably could have done worse

is Not me

I wasn't the guy you were arguing with. I'm OP.

I think we need to make a distinction about bicyclists, road bicyclists are pretty annoying. Trail bikers are pretty bro-tier though. I work at a cafe pretty close to a bike path and the bicyclists who stop in are always super nice people.

For worst though, I gotta say HAES and people who post their "transformations" on instagram who already look like models in the before picture.

I don't hate on anything fit related, anyone bettering themselves should be encouraged

Except the fake fit instagram hoes

nigger you're not 3/4/5. I have a similar physique and my 1 rep max for bench is like 200. Sit the fuck down bitch boy.

Can't even get the '' signs right... American edumucashun at werk

>it takes no skill to run

It takes no skill to lift either. It takes training. Exercise isn't a skill competition, it's a competition of dedication and diet.

pic related

My mom has been following this bullshit for a while and completely disavows anything other than whatever this bitch is selling.
Told me today I shouldnt squat ATG.

She's still a dumpy, middle aged woman from having a poor diet but refuses any advice I give her

All of them. Most of the people are loudmouths, kind of themselves of teachers and vast sources of knowledge. Instagram hoes who compare glute presses with squats on a some slutty booty pic, etc. It makes me want to vomit.

Please stop tripping. We'll be glad to accept you if you just stop tripfagging.

Vegans and followers of trappychan

this thread reminded me how much i fucking hated long distance runners. self-righteous cunts who need to insert some anecdote about them running into every conversation and try to pretend that they are in peak condition despite their shins looking like they could split in half at any second

user theyre a vegan, a trap and a tripfag. all three of those things are just cries for attention from the ,entally unstable, theres no way he'll stop

Don't worry user, they all hated you as well for being the shitty, miserable "athlete" you thought you were.

This.

Shit-tier times in that amount of millage pal. What were you doing, all your training at easy pace?

Delete this

>hate:
>>Vegans
>>SS/SLers
>>cardio
>>/plg/

>bros:
>>bodybuilders
>>manlets
>>/fraud/
>>brapposters
>>/fph/
>>chad posting

Cope harder, will you?

>Any study is flawed if I dislike the conclusion

>Goes cycling once
>Won't shut up about cycling and who ever the fuck german cyclist won that race last year

Gymbros. Why lift if you're not going to take care of your body when at the kitchen.

>>IIFYM
>cherry picked studies...

>IIFYM not based on basic fucking biology
>being this stupid

don't disagree otherwise

SUMMERFAGS

It takes skill to compete in powerlifting and oly. Not as technical as many sports, but there is a skill element.

ketofags
'fitness' clothing
vegans

Calm down virgin, let the men talk

It's hard they all look for validation. Try Aubrey Marcus, he does have a lot of text but it's about psychedelics and escaping the bullshit around to better yourself.

Mom does the same shit with Mexican fad diets on Univision (Mexican news network). She gave me and my brother celiac disease so she can't eat bread and sugar. Try to put her on anti inflammatory diet, but won't make the change. Keeps telling me that she wants to loose weight.

YOUTUBE E-CELEB WORSHIPPERS

SPENDING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON YT """FITNESS""" CHANNELS BUYING THEIR SHIT. EVER FORWARD, GYMSHARK, BMFIT, ALPHALETE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A couple days ago I saw a skele bench 225. When it comes to strength physique doesn't say everything.

Powerlifters. And dyel faggots that frequents Veeky Forums misc and incel forums

Hate:
Boogie threads
/fraud/
Meme diets (keto, paleo)
Cyclists
Vegans

Love:
Chad vs Virgin
/fph/
/fat/, they better make it one day
/plg/
Snap city stories
Veeky Forums humor
Manlet threads

Cyclists

literally cancer

Let me guess, youre a vegan cyclist. Or /fraud/

ftfy

>Bunch of insecure nerds
>posts qt3.14

Literally everyone that keeps the super negative mindset that plagues this site.

>Oh you don't have a 2pl8 squat yet? Fucking kill yourself
>Oh your mile isn't below 6 minutes? Fucking kill yourself
>Oh you are trying to get fit but aren't fit yet? Fucking kill yourself
>Oh you're fit but don't practice my preferred niche of fitness? Fucking kill yourself.

All it does is discourage anyone that isn't an elite athlete from trying to get fit and alienates people. This is the reason people never try to get fit, because if they're not already perfect, they don't deserve to live. Wonder why you don't have any friends? This is it.

Kek

Audibly kekd

I bench 200 and I get called a twink every time I post my body. If you actually look like that guy you have bad technique or genetics. He's clearly got developed triceps and pecs and if he said be benched 405 I'd believe that too.

3/4/5 is 315 bench, not 405