What kind of training program should I use to prepare myself to join the US military?

What kind of training program should I use to prepare myself to join the US military?

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foreignpolicy.com/2014/12/16/the-relationship-between-the-u-s-military-and-the-crossfit-program/
youtube.com/watch?v=zy41a_RtzNo&t=606s
hawaii.edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/2010to2014/2013-transsexuality.html
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7477289
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10843193
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18980961
eje-online.org/content/155/suppl_1/S107.full
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20562024
researchgate.net/publication/296700032_The_DSM-5_Diagnostic_Criteria_for_Gender_Dysphoria
nickbarefitness.com/products/prepare-for-the-military
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What branch and how long do you have?
First priority I would say would be to get your pft scores as high as possible before you show up

Couch to 5k and a standard calisthenics routine. That's all you need to pass boot with flying colors. Once you're done with that, you can do whatever you want, really.

just running and pushups

Reminder that gender dysphoria is classified as a mental illness under DSM-5. Fuck your feelings faggots they have no place in the military.

>hurr le military is super tough and masculine
Take it from a guy that's spent over 24 months of my life fighting in Iraq. Military ain't shit.

Explain.

>it's real

Drumpf just keeps drumpfing
Only liberals will get mad though

this, military is just a giant circle jerk of dumbasses that had no better choice, or were too stupid to find a better choice.

CrossFit.

Your gonna make it! foreignpolicy.com/2014/12/16/the-relationship-between-the-u-s-military-and-the-crossfit-program/

youtube.com/watch?v=zy41a_RtzNo&t=606s

get good at running and moving your bodyweight. Get a good aim.

Did he really say this??? What the fuck? Trans people have every right to serve in the military. LGBTQ people just are not safe under this POTUS

Holy shit the absolute madman, /pol/ must be having a field day right now

trans people are mentally ill. Mentally ill people have no place in a warzone.

That's bigoted language used to treat others as second class citizens. This "mental illness" was created by cisgendered men. I'm genderfluid and more intelligent than most.

>DILATION
look it up if you want to ruin your day...

I know this is bait, but banning transgendered people from joining the military does seem pretty silly.

Obviously there are already transgender people in the military, and maybe some of them wanted it kept secret. I'm sure a transgendered person can be physically capable enough to join the military otherwise they wouldn't be there in the first place. What are we going to do now? Kick them out of the military?

Trump's essentially virtue signalling and trolling liberals at this point. This was a silly move. Transgenders in the military isn't a threat to our military.

>women should be allowed to join the seals
>oops looks like we have to lower the requirements and standards so the ladies can participate XD

you're a meltally ill faggot
kill yourself

No he's an ebin troll. Any rational human being knows you cannot change your gender.

>PAY FOR MY GENDER REASSIGNMENT RIGHT NOW GOY
kys

really nigga?

I joined the Navy without knowing how to swim.

Swimming from one side of the pool to the next was easy as fuck but it took me two tries to pass my floating test by just doggy paddling for half the time.

why though?

For the GI Bill mostly. I'm about to graduate debt free from college.

And fucked many hookers in Asia.

why would you not know/learn how to swim before i mean

I've got no problems with trannies serving. Infact, they should all be drafted. Time for queers to die in some wars.

What an idiot lmao. This doesn't do anything but make liberals mad at him. Who gives a fuck if trannies serve in the military.

>dude lmao let's pay for degenerate's boob jobs, reassignment surgery and hormones
>dude great lmao

>go coastguard
>literally don't train

Mental illness BTFO once more.

its the same as not allowing diabetics or people who wear contacts to be deployed... costs too much to provide insulin or hormone pills and shit.

they also go through the physical tests that women do
tests that are made 3 times easier

Dysphoria, not transgenderism. Transgenderism is a real concrete thing that can be observed in the brain's structure.

If they serve in the army, then of course they get to use the army's health insurance.

>lmao let's pay for a cosmetic surgery lads
>it'll be top

Take it up with the army, not me. I actually don't know if sex reassignment surgery is included in most health insurances. Hormone treatment is usually.

it is
it's also pointless degeneracy

Nah, transgenderism is a real thing. It's not a fantasy made up by someone with personality issues.

>huh this schizophrenia is telling me to kill my family
>better get the government to pay for weapons so i can adhere to my disease

reminder that average IQ is 100

>implying schizophrenics kill their families
rude. they are far far more likely to harm themselves. It is a insignificant minority that kill thier families etc

Try to get into the "Excellent" category. It's not hard.

Costs next to nothing compared with what the military spends on viagra every year

that's not a counter argument
trannies are degenerates confirmed

just do a lot of running

MtF have many similar brain structures found in women. Twin studies found that if one identical twin is trans, the other has 33% chance to be trans too.

okay m8
go to every tax paying household and ask them whether they'd like to give up their money for tranny degenerates
if the taxpayers really want to pay for it let them
don't force me and most of the taxpayers to pay for mentally ill faggots
oh and protip, no liberals actually pay taxes
so good luck

avoid kroc rows or you will make too much trap gains for the US military

irrelevant
they're thoughts are not them as a whole
tell me one tranny degenerate that's fought in any historical war
you can't because the trannies that fight in those wars have better things to do than adhere to pointless thoughts in their minds
when there's a chance of dying your stupid gender bullshit becomes irrelevant

kek

You don't get to choose where your tax goes to. Your elected representatives decides that.
>don't force me
Then fucking leave, you retard.

>don't force me and most of the taxpayers to pay for mentally ill faggots

>let people choose what they want to pay in taxes

Are you retarded.i pay taxes desu

>only a 33% chance to be fucked up

Then they're not identical, dumbass

their**

>tell me one tranny degenerate that's fought in any historical war
What's the point of this? If I find one, then that proves that transgenderism is a real thing for you. If I don't, then it's not. That's not how reality works, you dumbass.
>all your concrete observable evidences are irrelevant
Ok, just stop posting and kill yourself.

All the military cares about is if you can run and sport a military haircut.

that's why you faggots will be stripped from the right of voting
taxpaying land owning americans need to control our representatives
not liberal arts degree retards with no skin in the game

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>concrete
>observable
>"""""""""""""evidence"""""""""""""
please tell me what evidence that was again?

Identical twins - aka. a zygote that split in two. As in they have the same DNA.

Chelsea Manning's gender reassignment was deemed medically necessary and the army approved it.

But gender dysphoria and being transgendered are different apparently. Dysphoria is people who can't accept their bodies and I guess just being trans means you can accept your body or you've already completed gender reassignment.

The treatment for people who don't feel right in their bodies is to just change their body. That's why gender reassignment is a thing. It's doctors basically being like "fuck it, if you're going to ruminate on this we'll just change your gender so you can get on with your life".

So like, who should pay for something like that?

Can I get the army to pay for penile enlargement surgery?

>they're identical but only 33% chance that they're degenerates
>100% the same
>33% chance of being mentally ill
huh
get's the ol neurons firing

hawaii.edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/2010to2014/2013-transsexuality.html
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7477289
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10843193
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18980961
eje-online.org/content/155/suppl_1/S107.full
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20562024

Now post your studies that debunk transgenderism.

so it's literally a mental illness ? I dont see your point user

i would like the army to pay for my roids desu
can we make this happen?

In fraternal twins, if one is trans, the chances of the other being trans is less than 1%. 33% for identical twins show significant biological basis for transgenderism. We still don't know what it is.

All this salt lmao

I don't know if dysphoria is classified as mental illness. Apparently, the DSM-5 will remove it or reclassify it. I don't know, I'm just a shitposter on a Peruvian steroid abusing forum with some knowledge of transgenderism.

ask me how i know you didn't read these
>33%
>abnormality in one part of the brain
>small as shit sample sizes
nothing about how they're not mentally ill faggots
here's my source
and protip you can't refute the dsm 5

forgot the link
researchgate.net/publication/296700032_The_DSM-5_Diagnostic_Criteria_for_Gender_Dysphoria

cmon man
it's literally in the title
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 5th Edition: DSM-5

It sounds like Trump is losing too much support from his republican voters that he now needs to have a big PR circus about whether .6% of the population can become cannon fodder. Y'all bitches will be too busy arguing about whether you can have a feminine penis in the military or not while he repeals your healthcare and is fellating Putin for free gibs.

It is bad that it will hurt the extremely few trans in the military but this is also just being used entirely to divert the attention from the important problems and gather support from the repubs who are realizing what a lunatic trump is. I am of the personal opinion that it doesn't matter whether you have a feminine penis or boipussy as long as you get the job done, also all standards should be held the same for all sexes even if less than 1% of women end up making it to active duty.

have fun on welfare dequan
but protip
something similar was happening in a time not so long ago
weimar republic
do a little google search

just do a lot of push ups and pull ups and run

>healthcare shoots up 30% in price from obongocare
>muh healthcare is great
also standards are lower by an extreme margin for women
tranny degenerates go by women's standards
so you just contradicted yourself

What bigoted language lol

>let's allow people who are effectively dosed on a potent cocktail of mind and body altering drugs that are known to cause mood swings and impaired functionality to serve in the armed forces when we bar people with even ONE of the mental illnesses that are near-universally comorbid with being transgender
Are you even listening to yourself?

have you ever been to a biology class sometimes?
you should try it

>33% for identical twins vs less than 1% for fraternal twins
>BTSc neurons, INHA volume, white matter microstructure = 3 separate parts of the brain
>these studies found similarities between MtFs' brains and cis female' brains

Any similarity or differences in brain structure is extremely important and indicative of a biological basis.

The link you provided shows that gender dysphoria has been decoupled from transgenderism.

>while he repeals your healthcare
Do you mean Ryan and other republicans in congress making irrelevant changes to Obama care that won't effect the average person? Because Trump hasn't proposed a single piece of legislation.

>I am of the personal opinion that it doesn't matter whether you have a feminine penis or boipussy as long as you get the job done
The mentally ill with testosterone issues that won't be able to keep up with even an average male won't be getting any jobs done.

>also all standards should be held the same for all sexes even if less than 1% of women end up making it to active duty.
So we should make the military extremely ineffective and slow to respond due to your Marxist moronic philosophy of equality? Hang your self you autistic redditor. Trump will be re-elected no matter what he does. Only a literal monkey would fail to be.

u mad? lol

>The link you provided shows that gender dysphoria has been decoupled from transgenderism
that is categorically false
(((faggots))) have decoupled with the term
the worldwide scientific community says otherwise
also you still didn't provide any links that imply that your degeneracy isn't a mental illness

its not about physique capacity, its about taking hormones out of the country and paying for it

no i am not actually
I feel ecstatic because mentally ill faggots can't enlist

You realize that only some trannies are going to female right? The other half are going to male and start testosterone which allows them to build enough muscle to perform up to male standards. I would raise all standards for active duty combat roles back up to the level men need to pass and if the females and tgirls can't make it then they won't be allowed to fight. I don't know how equal opportunity is a contradiction.

That's stretching extremely far mate. I'll give you the one on mental illness though which is arguably true. Fortunately not all mental illnesses are the same and if people have been through treatment, transitioned, and aren't affected by it anymore then I don't see why they shouldn't be able to go to war.

>So we should make the military extremely ineffective and slow

I hate to break it to you but that's the way it already is. Ask anyone who's served. The military is as an inefficient bureaucracy as any other government structure.

So is schizophrenia and brain cancer, but there is no movement to put those people in the military. It's unfortunate that they suffer this condition, but it takes medication and therapy to cure which makes them less than optimal candidates in a nation that already has a large military and isn't desperate for conscripts.

>nickbarefitness.com/products/prepare-for-the-military

>also you still didn't provide any links that imply that your degeneracy isn't a mental illness
You provided the link yourself. And if you read my links, you'd see that transgenderism is real thing. MtF have literally female brains but male bodies.

>the worldwide scientific community says otherwise
Citation needed.

>(((faggots)))
Alright, I've been talking to a /pol/fag. This is my last (You). Spend it wisely.

>I hate to break it to you but that's the way it already is.
I clearly meant relative to now, not relative to the past or what it could be.

Transgenderism is a dysphoria, you dumdum.

KYS

I wasn't arguing for trans people serving in the army. I was just arguing that transgenderism isn't some whimsical fantasy made up by people with personality issues.

This.

No one is saying they should be rounded up and gassed, but having to have a plethora of drugs available at all times makes them unideal.

I don't think you should just join up if you're on chemo or something either. Does this mean I hate cancer patients? No, but they won't be able to get the medicine and medical supervision they need in the field.

Well I was just giving my opinion on the subject in the context of OPs picture which was probably meant to be politically motivated bait anyway and OP has no intention of actually joining the military.

stop moving goalposts you stupid faggot
your opinion on the standards of the military are irrelevant
the standards are what they are you can't do shit about it
the fact is that transvestite degenerates whether male or female are a burden to the system as a whole
they siphon money off the military so they can indulge in their degeneracy
and in doing so they completely disregard any standards set by regular joes
they are not wanted nor needed
their cost outweighs any benefit
the same way autists', retards' and faggots' costs outweigh the benefit

Dysphoria is a symptom of transgenderism, just like poor vision is a symptom of weak eye muscles. The current treatment for transgenderism is cross sex hormones which significantly alleviates dysphoria. Just like how glasses or Lasik is a treatment for weak eye muscles, which alleviates poor vision.

>I was just arguing that transgenderism isn't some whimsical fantasy made up by people with personality issues.
It is though, at least in over 99% of cases.