T-thanks Veeky Forums

Almost as bad as guys that want women for their bodies and not their minds

>not replying WHATEVER IT TAKES BABY to the second question

im a lonely neet at the moment, i got addicted to the tinder sub but it makes me want to kill myself
although i forgot to mention, the girl ghosted the guy in op's pic

the_donald claims to be oldfag now thats just sad

Is this supposed to be bait?

D-did I make it, Veeky Forums?

its probably fake so no

Semi related but how different is Tinder in EU?
I've not tried it yet, are girls always like that on dating apps or is it an american thing?
Some of the things I've seen working would make me look like a psychopath over here.

she looks like a witch on the second pic lol

Sandgropers ftw.

did you fuck?

Tinder is tinder, buddy. Used it in germany and the netherlands and tinder is just meant for hook ups internationally.

>NEET shutin
>4$ to my name
>Car out of gas
>Live with parents with 2 siblings younger than 10
I'm pretty fucked even if I ever get a match huh? I could definitely get gas so at least I have a car but anything outside of that is not happening

Dude, I'm traveling a lot for work for my firm and I've been using tinder all over Europe. Some places like Norway seem to not have a lot of users, but I've gotten easy hookups basically everywhere.
I mostly go with 'I'm here for a week and I wanna do something fun' and that usually does it.

ho looks like she hasn't even looked in a gyms general direction

I'm from Budapest, it's a city in Eastern/Central Europe with the population of nearly 2M.
What I've noticed compared to what I see constantly on reddit
>Girls seem to be less slutty
Many of them say no hookups but some even phrase it in a more agressive manner, like "I'm not a slut", "If youre looking for an easy girl thats not me" so almost like slut shaming
>There are a lot of tourists and on average, they seem a lot more slutty and open about it
>Less height requirements
Putting 6'0 and above would be considered rude. Some girls say something like "I like taller guys" or if they're tall themselves they just put their own height in bio. If you're same height or taller than them you are good to go most of the time. This is also what I see IRL

But I'm pretty sure the majority of girls are there for validation only and sluts for emergency fuq at 2AM.

It mainly depends how you look really. If you're really good looking you can afford it I guess but it seem to be less hookup oriented than it was in the beginning. Or at least the amount of girls who only want to hook-up, not just open about it if everything goes right

Tourists always have an advantage

It sounds like you would benefit from focusing on something other than getting laid

Faggot

This.

What's worse is you a know a girl that is this forward has probably had 3 dicks stuffed in her at the same time when she was 18 and is likely in the triple digits by the time shes 21.

Fuckn sloots man

Start looking for a fucking job idiot

Fap in the meantime

No

nice going user, she's pretty cute

I actually got laid last night thanks to what I learned here. She couldn't get enough and we fucked for 2 hours.

Honest thanks Veeky Forums

As in fitness tips or pickup lines, because I hope you didn't give her the archaeologist

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>Nowadays

Couldn't be any more fucking basic if she tried

>now

I got in shape thanks to Veeky Forums, I used to be a 110Kg lardass, and now I'm in respectably lean and muscular.

As for my game, I practice pickup constantly cause I don't fear rejection now so it's my own brand. Mediocre but it works.

How long does it take for bitches to see that you liked them?

Why are so many tinder bios "food and sleeping"

Are they trying to be quirky or do they not realize that literally everyone enjoys those things

People actually post links to reddit here as well and no one seems to care, probably because half of them are browsing reddit at the same time

Remember you've only made it if you get them pregnant and spread your bloodline as far as possible.

This

>getting legally financially shackled to them while destroying their tits and vagina

nice try roastie
shoo shoo

>social consequences
>anonymous web forum

pick one, retard

Most people aren't terribly original or witty. It doesn't really matter anyway for a girl on tinder.

*tips fedora*

>implying I have any money or potential future money i am scared of losing

Installed Tinder on Monday as I'm so fucking lonely working in a foreign western european city for the summer. Just wanted to meet someone face to face and have coffee or something but I guess I'm too beta even for that.

I feel like killing myself

Post your profile, I'll help you improve it.

Did you post your biography in the native language?

Nigga, you literally just have to reverse search the image to find it's origin, you underage newfags.

wtf, I swear I've read this exact thread before
Am I stuck in a timeloop, Veeky Forums?

>not moving to a new country with a new identity everytime you get a chick pregnant
fucking retard, never gonna make it

Only way to break out of the time loop is to find a gf.

wtf, I swear I've read this exact thread before
Am I stuck in a timeloop, Veeky Forums?

nobody cares except edgy /pol/ kids

Veeky Forums has always been a bit different from the rest of the Veeky Forums. To begin with we're literally trying to become as normie as possible by making it. It's obvious people browse all around the internet, trying to pretend some sort of commitment to fucking Veeky Forums of all places is pretty retarded

Nice one my fellow Perthfag

Ayyyy, what are you doing at 0300?

>lanklet

>6'2 swede, blonde 110kg builtfat 30yo
>Match with Swedish women No more than 4 or 5/10. Hotter women doesnt even reply
>Put location in different places in USA and match with absolute cutes and get tonnes of matches
>Tfw tourists probably get laid ez in Sweden

Fuck Sweden

Are you saying Swedish women don't like you because you're Swedish? Are you implying you can't get laid because you're white?

If so... come the fuck on, man.

I don't think there's a single country on this earth where a foreigner wouldn't have an advantage when it comes to shit like Tinder

Up in the pilbs at the moment doing nightshift, have been lurking the chans for literally the entire night

(hot) swedish women are the most hypergamic women on the planet, it's like they rather share the top 1% than settle for someone in their own league. just another reason why this whole country is going to come crashing down soon.

Neat.

How are the gyms up there, if there is one?

I'm a fleet controller (currently in bulk for a ports mob) and I have an opportunity for a 4/4 300k contract up there, just the concern of my fitness is really making me hesitate.

look at the balding steroid user threads they literally have
>go to reddit
In their fucking op

enjoy the HPV

The gym at my site (RTIO Brockman 4) has the free weights necessary for all compound lifts, although the quality of the gear is questionable.

12 hours days excluding travel makes it pretty tough to squeeze in a proper session. I've been able make decent progress working on an 8/6 roster for the last 2 years with most of the gains coming from the intensive training I do in my 6 days off.

Food up here makes it pretty easy to eat clean. I usually just pack 2 chicken breasts, 2 Tupperware containers of salad and some fruit for the day. Just try to avoid heading down to the bar all the time or youll end up like every other fat fuck up here.

4/4 @ 300k sounds like a great opportunity, especially in this economy. Would that be under chevron? I'm on roughly 185k full time at RIO but I'm just an electrician.

Can I see a pic of your sister and her email address

Alex 30.... Hot
Jerome.... Not so hot

I'm under an NDA as it's part of a major restructure (they head hunt for a few months before sweeping through).
But it's for controlling the movements of bulk, set routes and times, just a shitload of DG, compliance and AFM compliance.

It's 4 weeks on, 4 weeks off, with two days break every thirteen days as part of fatigue management.
13 hour shifts (if you include lunch).

It's good money in this economy, but the same bulk job 5 years ago pulled 400+ for similar hours, with a stip.

Currently make 120 including stip for bulk off the wharf and in the South West, but I'm the only fleet controller, I have a qt3.14 debrief assistant, but it's basically a 24 hour on call job.

Why the fuck would I want a woman for her. Have you spoken to a woman for more than 5 minutes?

> mr. clover and Jim

this.
casual sex is all fun and games at the time but nobody wants to have a roastie whore who's riding the cock carousel as a girlfriend.

this.
only if you're white, though.

>loves eating food and napping
Who doesn't?

Guys I need help. So I've been using tinder for awhile, and I got 3-4 matches a day until I got tinder plus on sale and decided to use an autoswiper. Used it for an hour a day and got tons of matches, then suddenly it said "there is no one near you", I tried changing the distance to larger yet it said the same thing. I emailed them and they said if I used an auto liker I'm permabanned.. so I deleted my account to start again but I literally got 0 matches meaning nobody is seeing my profile. Is there a specific way to hard reset?

Do I need a fake FB account, new Google play account, and a new phone?

or you could go out and talk to people

Mate I've banged 5 different chicks off tinder in a few months, talking to people is hard work

>using a single line for those two l's
top lel

try a different phone with a new sim, make a new linked facebook and use a mechanical autoswiper.

wanting them for their minds. your a virgin arnt you

> To begin with we're literally trying to become as normie as possible by making it.

>he thinks it's a normie thing to get muscular and big

hows your first month of lifting?

you still think that chad is muscular and big? lmao

I've never liked Reddit but Jesus Christ, who gives a fuck??

this is too organized to be a woman diary

and if it's a woman diary... so this is what the left side of the brain does in a woman

bragging about getting whores of tinder is pathetic. we had this discussion a week or so ago. if you dont understand what this type of behaviour means in the wider context of things you are just as fucked as that dumb roastie. i could fuck any random bitch off tinder but id rather pay an escort $250 and at least that way we can both respect eachother. if i met that stupid bitch who wants to fuck you all i could think is, "this chick is down to fuck user, i must be nothing special or really sandbagging it just to get my dick wet tfw life is pointless and meaningless and i welcome sharia law at this point"

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>neckbeards aspire to fuck a lot
>get disgusted when women fuck a lot

Can we all just agree that everybody likes sex and move on? What kind of fucking manchild obsesses over this bullshit?

>Women tend to be pretty, feminine and submissive
>get disgusted at men who are pretty, feminine and submissive

whoa

Wait why would you rather pay an escort 250$ for condomed sex who won't enjoy you having sex with her most likely and is only in it for the money and you have no hope of having sex with her again unless you pay again. Rather than a girl for free who is actually attracted to you and would like to have sex with you because she finds you attractive and you could potentially keep having sex with her for free for years if not start a relationship.

>he lives in a place where escorts cost 250$

>he doesn't live in a place where escorts cost 45$ and are top tier

Problem is women have difficulty pair bonding and actually being able to sustain interest in relationships after sexual relations with many men. It's a fairly severe drop off because women are damaged easily.

No hymen... no diamond.

>starting a relationship with a girl you met off tinder

Opposites attract

enjoying your redpill? enjoying the hard reality that is modern feminist women?

have you met the girl who hasn't ridden the cock carousel?

>tfw trying to get matches on Tinder at 5'7"

kill me

>Mr. Clover
Fake as hell

>I'm from Budapest, it's a city in Eastern/Central Europe with the population of nearly 2M.

I can tell you have at least mild autism. I assume your fitness is to cover for that, which is good. keep up the good work