Veeky Forums survey

>at 22 or something
>I got into Veeky Forumsness when I was conscripted into military 19
>my what?
>I used to date some women, fucked around, turned down some women that were into me because I had no interest in them. I only want my slightly chubby ex-roommate even if she is 6/10

>When did you lose your virginity
16
>When did you start lifting?
18
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
16
>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
i'm gay

>technically 2 days ago, didn't come though
>February
>still intact unless thermometers and my own fingers count
>I'm ugly and I have untreated agoraphobia

32
15
Never
I'm so terrified of intimacy I broke up with the girl I lost my virginity to after twelve years of dating. At this point I don't think it's worth it to even try.

No molestation. Just fucked a friend to see what it would feel like. It's overrated imo

>Virginity
2012, I was 18

>Lifting
Three months ago, I am 23

>Anal
2016 I think, I was 21 or 22

>GF
I'm married

I was a skelly skeleton when I met my wife but I'm tall and somewhat good-looking so it's more acceptable

Lost my virginity last year to a whale on plenty of fish, started lifting 50 days ago, lost my virginity to a horse of a man three years ago in midst of meth addiction (better than sex with female whale desu), don't have a GF because of horrible personality and permanent momma's boy status.

When did you lose your virginity
>4 days after i turned 18

When did you start lifting?
>17 properly started lifting, played football (soccer) since i was 9

When did you lose your anal virginity?
>Still intact, thankfully

Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
>I actually have one!

>32
Meant to be 23

are these serious?
I thought the joke Veeky Forums was full of homos was just a joke wtf...

>When did you lose your virginity
18
>When did you start lifting?
18
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
never :/
>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
She needed time apart to deal with personal issues

17
24
Still intact
Left me when I was 21 for a beanstalk when I was considering dropping out of college for an apprenticeship.

100% serious. No homo tho.

>Virgin
14
>Lifting
23
>Anal
16?
>Why don't you have a gf
Last one left to study abroad last month, still not ready for a new relationship yet. Got a cumdumpster tho.

FUCK i want to lick her armpits so bad

uhhh how?

Normie scum

never
16
never
Socially retarded and isolated. I think i have autism.

Lost my virginity at 18
Started lifting a month ago
Never fucked ass nor been fucked
Currently in a state of depression, can't love others if I don't love myself.

>virgin
17
>lifting
16
>anal
18
>gf
Might have found her already, I need 2 more weeks to know if it works out. Wish me luck

>When did you lose your virginity
15
>When did you start lifting?
16
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
Not yet
>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
Had lot of attention from girls. Thought I was better than the girls who really liked me. Now I have lost the attention and the girls.

>When did you lose your virginity
21
>When did you start lifting?
24
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
N/A
>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
Does long distance count?

>When did you lose your virginity

18

>When did you start lifting?

18

>When did you lose your anal virginity?

19

>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)

Just dumped one, pursuing another.

I'm not sexually attracted to men

23
16
25 (by accident)
I want a hot instagram gf who also doesn't put emphasis on social media, make-up and clothes.

FUCK OFF, IF YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
25 AND STILL FUCKING KISSLESS, MEANWHILE THIS FUCKER LOST IT AT 14
FUCKING HATE MY FUCKING LIFE

>mfw squat plugs weren't a meme and Veeky Forums acrually enjoys taking it up the ass

>22

>never

>active: 22 passive: still a virgin

>smart but lazy

>When did you lose your virginity
>
>When did you start lifting?
22
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
>
>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
NEET, live with parents, selfish and never even tried to get a gf

>Virginity
17
>Lifting
27
>Anal
Cherry intact
>gf
Got one

> virginity
19

> lifting
19

> anal virginity
My boyfriend thinks anal would be too dangerous because I'm a womanlet

> why don't I have a gf
Because I'm straight and like dick, plus it would be cheating on my boyfriend

22
16
Never tried it.
My wife wouldn't approve of me having a side piece.

>When did you lose your virginity

14
>britfag
Was drinkin on streets with girl I met on msn

>When did you start lifting?

16-17 I think, been on and off with it for years.

>When did you lose your anal virginity?

18 with my first real gf

>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)

I broke up with her to have sex with other girls. Mixed feelings

>>When did you lose your virginity
15
>>When did you start lifting?
20
>>When did you lose your anal virginity?
15
>>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
Im shy with women.

23
24
Never
I lost my virginity to my current gf, who had a lot of boyfriends before. This makes me feel so pathetic

>When did you lose your virginity
still a virgin
>When did you start lifting?
22, I'm 23
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
8
>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
Because I'm an insecure dude with tourettes and a huge amount of social anxiety

>When did you lose your virginity
19
>When did you start lifting?
18
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
Never
>Why don't you have a gf?
I've had a gf and I'll soon have another one, if things go smoothly like now

>17 (22 y.o. now)
>17
>haven't lost it, could do at any time but I don't really want to.
>I have a gf

When did you lose your virginity
>16
When did you start lifting?
>15
When did you lose your anal virginity?
>17 to my gf at the time who slipped her finger in when we were making out
Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
>I broke up with my last one about a mouth ago and I'm not in the mood for another right now

>8
Did you like it?

I did enjoy it actually

23 y o
>>When did you lose your virginity
>18
>>When did you start lifting?
>17 (only srs past 2 years)
>>When did you lose your anal virginity?
Im straight and never molested.
>
>>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less) Lazyness and scared to randomly talk to women.

>When did you lose your virginity
haven't lost yet. 21yo khv
>When did you start lifting?
been very active most of my life but started lifting a bit about 2 years ago
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
haven't
>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
too shy to talk to strangers, no personality, no confidence and not good looking

Feel free to greentext

>When did you lose your virginity
16

>When did you start lifting?
Last year

>When did you lose your anal virginity?
No one has ever put anything up there

>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
I have trouble relating to most people cause Im weird

>>When did you lose your virginity
On my 16th birthday
>>When did you start lifting?
About 1.5 years ago
>>When did you lose your anal virginity?
Fak u men
>>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
Because im too focused on getting my shit done right

13
24
Never
I have currently one, happy with her after a lot of shite.

I am 23 by the way

>When did you lose your virginity
17, 9 years ago
>When did you start lifting?
22, 4 years ago
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
Never, I'm hetero
>Why don't you have a gf?
I've yet to meet a girl who's more fun than lifting and vidyas

21

27

23 when as part of a sex deal my gf shoved a plug in my ass

Because i'm both bad at moving dates forward and am too picky with women. I have dates but the women are shit.

Greentext please

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>virgin
17
>Lifting
17
>Anal
Never will
>Gf
Im talking to a girl rn

>I only want my slightly chubby ex-roommate even if she is 6/10
>6/10
How did that happen? Why would you want that?

Nope

Virginity
>14
Lifting
>21
Anal Virginity
>Not yet, but eventually I'll try to talk my GF into it
>gf
I have one, been together for 3 years. I don't really do ONS

Virgin
>17 or 18. Around senior year of high school but can't remember when.

Lifting
> age 22

Anal
>still an anal virgin

No gf
>last breakup messed with me emotionally. Only just recently confident/happy/fit enough to try again.

A 17yo
B 19 yo 2 years ago
C never id like to keep it
D at first i wasnt confident enough and now im bitter and id like to live my life

what did you get in return

Ill never understand what's so fun about pretending to be a girl

It's pathetic if she's with you because she's done with fun and is settling down. It's actually impressive if she decides that what she gets from you sexually is better than what she was getting from the other guys. You know deep down which one it is, but both I and several of my girlfriends have been surprised at various points in our sexual lives by relatively inexperienced guys who just had good dicks or had a knack for developing sexual chemistry.

>When did you lose your virginity
16
>When did you start lifting?
15
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
never
>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
I'd rather just fuck sluts and hang out with my friends than deal with some bitch.

>When did you lose your virginity
17
>When did you start lifting?
25
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
25
>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
I always have a gf because I'm a huge pussy who can't just fuck sloots without feeling guilty and dating one

Squat shorts?

>It's Veeky Forums-related because I asked about lifting

How about you fuck off with your /soc/ thread?

V Card:
11

Lift:
16

Anal:
13

GF:
Women are degenerate wastes of space fit only for breeding more males.

Fuck off, pedos. I'll just say that the man who abused me wasn't a stereotypical rapist, he was more like a "child lover". He taught me to enjoy sex. I got ass banged almost every night for 6 years. Anyway he is convicted now and serving 27 years in prision. If you want to flick the sausages, there are some videos of me getting fucked in the deep web,

Virginity - 19, summer before freshman year of college

Lifting - for sports, 13, but for bodybuilding, 18

Never had anything up my butt lol

Don't have a gf cuz I'm a law student and do not want any distractions right now

best, most well-rounded user in the whole thread t b h

At least you can say you are a porn star at parties without lying

>Haven't
>14
>16 (met up with some guy on tinder who took me to his place and fucked my ass for a solid 30 minutes and came inside me)
>unsociable weirdo with no friends

you're not the first to come with that joke

>16
>17
>Not a faggot
>Last gf cheated on me, so now I just have fwb and random sluts who I don't even know. No feels, so it's better.

>When did you lose your virginity
lel
>When did you start lifting?
17
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
see 1
>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
social anxiety/porn addiction probably

>When did you lose your virginity
never so far, i'm 29
>When did you start lifting?
i don't lift, i don't consider it necessary
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
i didn't, and i'm not into any of this kind of things
>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
i don't know, i don't really want a woman except for making kids

>17
>13
>17
>I do

Ok Veeky Forums let's take it a step further and see who you lost it to

strawpoll.me/13665552

post links or die

Should make a new thread for that

>When did you lose your virginity
At 16
>When did you start lifting?
Two weeks ago :^)
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
My anus is caste,
>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
Because I had my heart broken two years ago and ever since I've become too autistic in my sulleness to form a new relationship so I just drift between tinder girls, literature and recently, lifting heavy objects.

>tfw smart and soon to be Veeky Forums

I might but we already have 1 Veeky Forums survey thread

Shit. I don't seem to attract girls in my own country, then.

>14
>26
>have not. am not interested in anal at all.
>but I do

>23
>married

hahahahahahahahawhahahahawhaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhhahahahahahahahhHAHHAHAHAHAhha

just be yourself user

>still a virgin
>started in January
>never
>never had one

20 year old kissless virgin am I going to make it Veeky Forums?

15th birthday
19
Not yet
I do have one

>virgin
Almost 20

>lifting
14

>anal
Not yet

>no gf
Ugly

>When did you lose your virginity
Never
>When did you start lifting?
15
>When did you lose your anal virginity?
Never
>Why don't you have a gf?(25 words or less)
autism

> 20

> 19

> 20

> No gf, even though I got some solid mires from girls. Lost my virginity to a guy, because I was kinda depressed and he looked cute. Relationship didn't last long because I am straight. Wtf am I doing with my life.