Share a house with strangers cause of college

WebTool
WebTool

share a house with strangers cause of college
someone invited some girls
they are in the kitchen
in my room
starting to get thirsty
1 hour later
still in kitchen talking
thirsty intensifies

man, im thirsty as fuck
what to do?

im feeling my gains melting

DeathDog
DeathDog

@WebTool
get out there and start getting douchey college 101

FastChef
FastChef

@WebTool
Go say hi, faggot

Report back

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@WebTool

Well first off, sage, because this isn't fitness related, and next off, just go out there and smile and say hi and wave (or don't wave, just do what feels natural) and then get your water and come back here to let us know how you eventually spaghetti all over the place

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@FastChef
@PurpleCharger
no fucking way im gonna do this

what happen if i drink my own pee?

takes2long
takes2long

@WebTool
had a similar situation happen to a roommate. buff short black dude. five or six of us were sitting in the kitchen hanging out, almost in a semi circle. dude comes downstairs, walks between us, briefly acknowledges us, puts something in the microwave and just stands there for like two minutes, then turns around and leaves.

takes some balls but who gives a shit? just go, if they try to talk to you, be open and present and respond to them with your full being so as to not look autistic, then leave.

Techpill
Techpill

@takes2long
but theres a bunch of girls, man

Methshot
Methshot

don't be afraid to look like an idiot. Get out there and say hi

I stayed in my room and pissed in bottles to avoid basic human interaction..I didn't turn out well as you can imagine.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Garbage Can Lid
Call/text one of your housemates and ask them to nonchalantly bring you a glass of water. Tell them you have a really bad cramp in your calf or some shit and that you can't walk on it. Trust me, this sounds autistic, but it is way less likely to make you look like a fucking freak than if you were to go out there and try to socialize. Godspeed, user.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@WebTool
Take off your shirt, casually walk to the kitchen and get water, report back on the mires.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sharpcharm
glass of water
i need a jug

Tell them you have a really bad cramp in your calf or some shit and that you can't walk on it
thats a good ideia
srlsy

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Techpill
do you have a decent looking body? if so, all the better man
think about it, if the situation were reversed, you were sitting there with your buddies talking and some hot chick steps in to drink some water, what would your reaction be?

if nothing else keep in mind that this whole episode will last about 20 seconds and you won't be thirsty anymore

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@takes2long
@Sharpcharm
@SniperWish
@ZeroReborn
HOW U GUYS DO IT?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SniperWish
This, but take off all your clothes instead. What are they going to do, whine about you being naked in your own house? You pay the bills in that motherfucker. Don't let these roasties control your life, user, this is what a fucking alpha male would do in this situation.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperWish
@ZeroReborn

too chad for me

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Raving_Cute
let me ask you this
think of your last workout. if a genie appeared and offered to let you skip whatever lift you hate the most and still make progress, but in return you would be placed in this exact situation, what would you do? do the exercise, or go to the kitchen and get a fucking drink of water?
think of all the hard shit you have to do in the gym all the time. this is nothing compared to it. you got this m8

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@WebTool
not Veeky Forums related
OP is literally autistic
If this thread is the most sageable thread, I don't know what is.
MODS

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BinaryMan
stop being a bitch, insecurity related stuff are valid Veeky Forums issues. GTFO of the thread

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@WebTool
No shirt, boxers only. Walk into kitchen as if you just awoke from a nap, walk in scratching your ass, casually says whats up. Drink your water, if there are any single cuties that you like, causally say to the group *yawn* I'm going back to bed...who wants to join me.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@GoogleCat
insecurity related stuff are valid Veeky Forums issues
wut no they ain't stupid nigger

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Deadlyinx
fuck you get out of my board.

Inmate
Inmate

@Crazy_Nice
Do this OP

likme
likme

@Sharpcharm
neck yourself newfag

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@likme
newfag
been here since I was 15. This board used to be real good, now it's turned to shit, and everyone does more bitching than useful stuff.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PurpleCharger
anon is losing his gains because social pressure
not fitness related

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Crazy_Nice
Alpha as fuck

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Sharpcharm
been here since I was 15
So you have been here a year?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Sharpcharm
been here since I was 15
How's being 16 then user?
Nothing in this thread is Veeky Forums related, you and OP are the reason this board is turning into /r9k/

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@WebTool
This what I do when my roommates have people over.
Shower or make it look like you showered. Place towel on neck and wear it like you just succeed in a good workout. Say you need to get some, water cause you where thirsty in the shower. Everyone will agree cause who the fuck drink tap water.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Crazy_Nice

I'm going back to bed...who wants to join me.

You had me until that part, too fucking autistic.

viagrandad
viagrandad

make sure you can pull off sexy rebel badass if you just do your own thing and ignore them.
a simple hey is another route.
but shit the ol' autismo can be too much

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

just walk in the kitchen and say out loud "i hope none of you sluts drank my juice" then grab a drink and leave

theres a 1/3 chance one of them might stumble into your room later

Methnerd
Methnerd

@viagrandad
Or you can just realize that these women don't mean shit, are stupid whores, and aren't worth jack shit.

Last time my roommate pulled this shit I went out there and made myself some lasagna like a champ, they looked at me weird but no fucks were given.

All you nihilistic pussies still can't act nihilistic because it's just a facade.

JUST GET OUT THERE YOU FUCKING STUPID FAGGOT, NOBODY IS GOING TO HURT YOU, GO AND GET WATER IN YOUR OWN FUCKING HOME

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Crazy_Nice

who wants to join me

Fuck thats the cherry on top id probably not do after all. Youre the man

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Nojokur
yea it takes game to pull off a line like that. not recommended for the socially handicapped

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sharpcharm
I thought the nigga was saying he was thirsty for pussy.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@DeathDog
So you would recommend to OP, a guy who is afraid to leave his own room to get water, that he say shit like that?

Cmon man.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@WebTool
Its your fucking house go out there and get water.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass
this
sometimes when I walk in a new place or environment I like to just act like its my own house. this guy can't even act like its own house in his own house.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StrangeWizard
What does he have to lose? He's sitting in his room dying of thirst, maybe he can quench his thirst and pickup a sloot.

Can either be the weird guy who asks random girls to go to his bedroom, or the autistic guy who hides in his room when roommates have females over.

And if you haven't figured this out yet, by lack of op posting anything, it is a fake thread.

farquit
farquit

@WebTool
Is this even a question? Sprint out of the room naked straight to the kitchen.

Flip open the sink and start drinking right from the faucet like a crack heads first pin of the day.

Also don't forget to grab the olive oil bottle. If they ask what its for tell them its for "A fitness technique called jelqing. Bitches."

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