>share a house with strangers cause of college >someone invited some girls >they are in the kitchen >in my room >starting to get thirsty >1 hour later >still in kitchen talking >thirsty intensifies
man, im thirsty as fuck what to do?
im feeling my gains melting
Oliver Lee
get out there and start getting douchey college 101
Blake Jenkins
Go say hi, faggot
Report back
Charles Watson
Well first off, sage, because this isn't fitness related, and next off, just go out there and smile and say hi and wave (or don't wave, just do what feels natural) and then get your water and come back here to let us know how you eventually spaghetti all over the place
Lucas Ward
no fucking way im gonna do this
what happen if i drink my own pee?
Anthony Gonzalez
had a similar situation happen to a roommate. buff short black dude. five or six of us were sitting in the kitchen hanging out, almost in a semi circle. dude comes downstairs, walks between us, briefly acknowledges us, puts something in the microwave and just stands there for like two minutes, then turns around and leaves.
takes some balls but who gives a shit? just go, if they try to talk to you, be open and present and respond to them with your full being so as to not look autistic, then leave.
Oliver Peterson
but theres a bunch of girls, man
Zachary Moore
don't be afraid to look like an idiot. Get out there and say hi
I stayed in my room and pissed in bottles to avoid basic human interaction..I didn't turn out well as you can imagine.
Adam Baker
Call/text one of your housemates and ask them to nonchalantly bring you a glass of water. Tell them you have a really bad cramp in your calf or some shit and that you can't walk on it. Trust me, this sounds autistic, but it is way less likely to make you look like a fucking freak than if you were to go out there and try to socialize. Godspeed, user.
Dominic Jenkins
Take off your shirt, casually walk to the kitchen and get water, report back on the mires.
John Reed
>glass of water i need a jug
>Tell them you have a really bad cramp in your calf or some shit and that you can't walk on it thats a good ideia srlsy
Alexander Ramirez
do you have a decent looking body? if so, all the better man think about it, if the situation were reversed, you were sitting there with your buddies talking and some hot chick steps in to drink some water, what would your reaction be?
if nothing else keep in mind that this whole episode will last about 20 seconds and you won't be thirsty anymore
Owen Jenkins
HOW U GUYS DO IT?
Ayden Evans
This, but take off all your clothes instead. What are they going to do, whine about you being naked in your own house? You pay the bills in that motherfucker. Don't let these roasties control your life, user, this is what a fucking alpha male would do in this situation.
Carson Roberts
too chad for me
Zachary Rodriguez
let me ask you this think of your last workout. if a genie appeared and offered to let you skip whatever lift you hate the most and still make progress, but in return you would be placed in this exact situation, what would you do? do the exercise, or go to the kitchen and get a fucking drink of water? think of all the hard shit you have to do in the gym all the time. this is nothing compared to it. you got this m8
Zachary Hill
>not Veeky Forums related >OP is literally autistic If this thread is the most sageable thread, I don't know what is. MODS
Jason Gonzalez
stop being a bitch, insecurity related stuff are valid Veeky Forums issues. GTFO of the thread
Samuel Nguyen
No shirt, boxers only. Walk into kitchen as if you just awoke from a nap, walk in scratching your ass, casually says whats up. Drink your water, if there are any single cuties that you like, causally say to the group *yawn* I'm going back to bed...who wants to join me.
Colton Phillips
>insecurity related stuff are valid Veeky Forums issues wut no they ain't stupid nigger
Ian Gonzalez
fuck you get out of my board.
Oliver Wright
Do this OP
Robert Peterson
neck yourself newfag
Jack Bennett
> newfag been here since I was 15. This board used to be real good, now it's turned to shit, and everyone does more bitching than useful stuff.
John Perez
>user is losing his gains because social pressure >not fitness related
Aiden Gonzalez
Alpha as fuck
Justin Allen
>been here since I was 15 So you have been here a year?
James Stewart
>been here since I was 15 How's being 16 then user? Nothing in this thread is Veeky Forums related, you and OP are the reason this board is turning into /r9k/
Hunter Reyes
This what I do when my roommates have people over. Shower or make it look like you showered. Place towel on neck and wear it like you just succeed in a good workout. Say you need to get some, water cause you where thirsty in the shower. Everyone will agree cause who the fuck drink tap water.
Blake Walker
>I'm going back to bed...who wants to join me.
You had me until that part, too fucking autistic.
Elijah White
make sure you can pull off sexy rebel badass if you just do your own thing and ignore them. a simple hey is another route. but shit the ol' autismo can be too much
Brayden Jenkins
just walk in the kitchen and say out loud "i hope none of you sluts drank my juice" then grab a drink and leave
theres a 1/3 chance one of them might stumble into your room later
Daniel Miller
Or you can just realize that these women don't mean shit, are stupid whores, and aren't worth jack shit.
Last time my roommate pulled this shit I went out there and made myself some lasagna like a champ, they looked at me weird but no fucks were given.
All you nihilistic pussies still can't act nihilistic because it's just a facade.
JUST GET OUT THERE YOU FUCKING STUPID FAGGOT, NOBODY IS GOING TO HURT YOU, GO AND GET WATER IN YOUR OWN FUCKING HOME
Adrian Mitchell
>who wants to join me
Fuck thats the cherry on top id probably not do after all. Youre the man
Jaxon Foster
yea it takes game to pull off a line like that. not recommended for the socially handicapped
Nolan Perry
I thought the nigga was saying he was thirsty for pussy.
Ryder Evans
So you would recommend to OP, a guy who is afraid to leave his own room to get water, that he say shit like that?
Cmon man.
Kayden Adams
Its your fucking house go out there and get water.
Joseph Edwards
this sometimes when I walk in a new place or environment I like to just act like its my own house. this guy can't even act like its own house in his own house.
Jack Price
What does he have to lose? He's sitting in his room dying of thirst, maybe he can quench his thirst and pickup a sloot.
Can either be the weird guy who asks random girls to go to his bedroom, or the autistic guy who hides in his room when roommates have females over.
And if you haven't figured this out yet, by lack of op posting anything, it is a fake thread.
Brayden Peterson
Is this even a question? Sprint out of the room naked straight to the kitchen.
Flip open the sink and start drinking right from the faucet like a crack heads first pin of the day.
Also don't forget to grab the olive oil bottle. If they ask what its for tell them its for "A fitness technique called jelqing. Bitches."