Can your gains stop a blade?

Can your gains stop a blade?

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yeah sure op

can youre blade. stop. myne?? thought not kidoo

I'll just teleprot behind you

No but they can stop a volcano

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Can your fat ugly head?

who honestly has the time to make dumb half-assed trigger posts like this

Daily reminder that if you cannot persuade a meteor from impacting the planet you have NOT made it.

Will your blade stop my gun?

...

Once

Story?

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>rounded tip

If I'm holding it

prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharped blade.

Don't need to catch a blade if I can shatter it with a flex of my 'cep.

Great is the weapon that cuts on its own.

Can your blade stop my gains?

>2400 psi
nigger are you retarded?

yes

no but being healthy and strong can help me recover faster and better if i survive

They don't. My blade, made of the finest steel from Nippon, sees to that. Nothin personnel, kid.

STR > AGL
There is not even one anime character who could defeat Chad

sure thing kid

Yes
>Pablo goes for the chest
>been training for this my whole life
>pec flies everyday
>flex my chest and capture blade between pecs
> "mamia!" he cries out
>haha functional strength you knife pleb
>release chest and unleash shockwave
>send Pablo flying back to Mexico
>trump knights me

My gains help me run away and not get caught by your FATTY SELF, FATTY.

Of course!
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Well there are numerous cases when victims of stabbing survived thanks to muscle mass

>Get into streetfight
>Guy pulls knife
>Throws it
>Try to use mind powers to stop it mid air
>Not working
>Flex a 'Cep
>Mind muscle connection
>Blade stops 5 inches from my face
>Teleport behind him
>"Light weight baby"
>Take protein shake
>Chug it
>Smash it on Jasons back
>Go home
>Eat pizza because it fits macros
>Jerk off to 6'8 amazon girls for 8 hours for the pump
>Sleep