Walk into the gym

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

walk into the gym
GIORGI ARMANI I'M DRIPPIN IN, ASTON MARTIN I'M WHIPPIN IN

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King_Martha
King_Martha

walk into the gym
DONT YOU WORRY CHILD SEE HEAVENS GOT A PLAN FOR YOU
put on headphones
wait for bluetooth to connect
IT AINT ME starts playing
feels good man

TreeEater
TreeEater

walk into the gym
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEEE-IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYYYYYYYS LOVE YOUUUUUUU-UUUUUUU-UUUUUUU-UH OOOH- ND'IIIIIII-NOOO-OOOOOH- LOVE YOUUUU...

idontknow
idontknow

walk into the gym
SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

IM A MOTHERFUCKING STAIRBOY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK
FUCK THAT SONG

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

OPPA GAGA STILL

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Need_TLC
BODY LIKE A BACKHOE
DRIVING WITH MY ASSHOLE

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

They tried playing black peoples music in the office bathroom so I disconnected the speakers. I did it several days in a row until they moved them to a different bathroom. Nobody knows it was me. The building administrator has shit music taste and she is fat and has colored hair.

Skullbone
Skullbone

walk into the gym
EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT

Evilember
Evilember

walk into gym
DES. PA. CI-
walk out

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sir_Gallonhead
FOR YOU

TechHater
TechHater

@Sir_Gallonhead
"FOR YOU"

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

DES-PA-CITO

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Sir_Gallonhead
FOR YOU

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
Walk into the gym

I need you, I need you, I need you right now
Yeah, I need you right now
So don't let me, don't let me, don't let me down
I think I'm losing my mind now
It's in my head, darling I hope
That you'll be here, when I need you the most
So don't let me, don't let me, don't let me down

Kind of catchy to be honest.

Emberfire
Emberfire

walk into the gym
Disillusioned words like bullets bark
As human gods aim for their mark
Make everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
It's easy to see without lookin' too far
That not much
Is really sacred

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Lunatick
I fucking hate The Chainsmokers, I don't know what it is, but there's something that makes me want to cut my dick rather than listen to any of their songs

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

walk into the gym
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
home gym master race

askme
askme

@Firespawn
I'm their least likely fan, my friends would be shocked and disgusted but I kind of like the degenerate music that plays at my gym to be honest with you family. Can't explain it.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@AwesomeTucker
audibly kek'd

@Need_TLC
walk into gym
I DONT REALLY CARE IF YOU CRYYYYYYYY
I REALLY SHOULDNT EVER LIEEEEEEEE
SHOULDVE SAW THE WAY SHE LOOKED ME IN MY EYEESSSSSS

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

walk into the gym
good music because I have headphones

seriously, the only purpose music has in a gym is to not make the environment sound like the gay porno shoot of Whorey Potter and the Scorcerer's Balls with all the grunting, huffing and puffing.

Methshot
Methshot

Walk into the gym
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way

Feels really good man.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Chronic illness/injury general

I started this thread to complain that I have POTS, Ehler's Danlos, L4 herniation (13 months), and either RA or Lupus. I haven't been able to lift more than 10 pounds since I crunched my back setting down 2plate.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
im ok with this, DDIOT anyway

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Sir_Gallonhead
"FOR YOU"

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

walk into gym
PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA
gym blows up
nonresistant ethnics fleeing
groveling people burned
we, the scared crying citizens, die

Techpill
Techpill

@Evil_kitten
oh i laffd for a solid minute

WebTool
WebTool

@Need_TLC
walk into the gym
BY THE RIVERS OF BAAABILON

it's better than rap, so i'll take it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

walk into gym
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@kizzmybutt
does anyone elses gym have signs that disallow grunting/exhaling or other "aggressive actions"

i'm on my second warning, i know it's this one old lady reporting me too

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Methshot
fucking nice,

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Sir_Gallonhead
For You

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

walk in to gym
deeeespaaaciitooo
kill myself

Evilember
Evilember

walk into gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
dQw4w9WgXcQ

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
For you

takes2long
takes2long

@Sir_Gallonhead
FOR YOU

Methshot
Methshot

@GoogleCat
lmao bruh stop going to planet fitness

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sir_Gallonhead
For you

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
FOR YOU

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Sir_Gallonhead
FOR YOU

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Go into gym early so no one in sight
Time to lift in Manowar's honor
30min later a bunch of negro walk in and start blasting shitty gangsta rap.

JunkTop
JunkTop

JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURNNNNNN

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sir_Gallonhead
FOR YOU

askme
askme

walk into gym
BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW

Methshot
Methshot

@Sir_Gallonhead
FOR YOU

hihihi

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Methshot
Does your name start with M ?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@askme
2016+1
not going hard in the muthafuckin paint

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Sir_Gallonhead
FOR YOU

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Need_TLC
Listening to mainstream music

askme
askme

@Sir_Gallonhead
FOR YOU

iluvmen
iluvmen

walk into gym
WE ALL NEED SOMEBO-
put headphones on
THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
For yOU

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

walk into gym
A NEW LEVEL REACHED, WHERE ABSCENCE OF AIR LETS ME BREATHE
smile
...ONE SYLLABLE, ONE VOWEL, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
home gym master race

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Sir_Gallonhead
FOR YOU

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

walk into gym
BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Sir_Gallonhead
For you

DeathDog
DeathDog

Walk into gym
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP IT NOW YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT'S TOO LATE SUPERNATURE

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperGod
Do you know where you are?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I would literally pay the radio bills if my gym could play black people music instead of motherfucking subhuman top 40 hannah montana every single day.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'm getting a job at my university's gym. I promise to put on nothing but disco and technopop/krautrock if I can get access to the sound system.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Need_TLC
Walk into the gym
BODIES, CARNAGE, ALL YOU SEE

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SomethingNew
not lifting to future funk

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Flameblow
Why would I when I can just listen to music that vaporwave/synthwave/whatever is trying to emulate?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Walk into the gym
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU
Pull head phones out
DESPACITO!
Put headphones back in

eGremlin
eGremlin

walk into gym
IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK
HIDE IT IN MY SOCK

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Enter gym
CAN YOU DO THE CHICKENSKIN SWIM
CAN YOU DO THE CHLORINE GARGOYLE
CAN YOU WRIGGLE, LIKE AN EEL?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

>>42489528
FOR YOU

happy_sad
happy_sad

>>42489528
"FOR YOU"

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

>>42489528
FOR YOU

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

walk into gym
Bright eyes, burning like fire.
Bright eyes,
How can you close and fail?
How can the light that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

walk into gym
I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAISE TO THE SKIES
SEE CAROLUS RISE

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

walk into gym
*shirp* *shirp*
trees swing in the wind noise
can hear the waves in the distance
Morning user my 2 buddies say
Do a run around the gym
Do what I have to do
Finish it
Feeling relaxed, go to the nearby beach for a swim, only like 4 people are there
Back to the gym, pick up some kale and beetroot from our aquaponic system
Do a quick meal and a beetroot shake
Go back to my buddies and we go to our software programming jobs

I feel sorry for you people not living in the country I live in and having to work out in a packed gym in the middle off a city full off noise and stupid people when I'm working out in a outdoors gym that resembles a greek gym with some off my best mates.

tfw you can't wait to go to the gym everyday

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Need_TLC
origin of that kid face?

likme
likme

walk into the gym
HOLY DIVER YOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA

Bidwell
Bidwell

walk outside for a run
put headphones in
"I'M A HELL HOUND HELL BOUND SHAWTY WANNA DIE"

Methshot
Methshot

walk into gym
I, DON'T WANT YOUR BODY
BUT I HATE TO THINK ABOUT U WIT SOMEBODY ELSE...
OUR LOVE HAS GONE COLD
YOU'RE INTERTWINING YOUR SOUL
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE
mfw

farquit
farquit

I'm in love with your bo-dy!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

walk into gym
HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER SO CALL ME MAYBE

StonedTime
StonedTime

walk into the gym
Är du vår fiende? Är du vår vän!? NÄR STÖVELTRAMPEN EKAR IGEN!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

walk into gym
DAYLIIIIIIGHT

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TreeEater
@Skullbone
@Methshot
@eGremlin
@Sharpcharm
Patrician gyms

Snarelure
Snarelure

walk into gym
IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK

SniperWish
SniperWish

Walk into gym
Go for bench PR
I JUST CANT GET IT OFF MY CHEST
MORE THAN YOU KNOW
MORE THAN YOU KNOW
Fail the set..

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Dreamworx

lmao i love whitehouse

askme
askme

walk into gym
IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK
HIDE IT IN MY SOCK

massdebater
massdebater

Walk into gym
I'm in love with the shape of you

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Walks into powerlifting gym
AND I WOULD WALK A THOUSAND MILES JUST TO...SEE..YOU...TONIIIIIIGHT
mfw

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
HEY CHICKENSKIN YOU'RE HOME
WRIGGLE LIKE A FUCKING EEL WRIGGLE LIKE A FUCKING EEL WRIGGLE LIKE A FUCKING EEL W R I G G L E

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Walk into gym
From the depths of hell in silence cast their spells, explosive violence
Nutt

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