Deadlifts

Evilember
Evilember

deadlifts
I'm still alive

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evilember
Squats
Still not Russian

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Curls
Standing straight

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Evilember
Weighted pullups
Still a manlet

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BlogWobbles
@Fuzzy_Logic
They're supposed to be puns you dips

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Supergrass
Mine WAS a pun, weighted pullups guy is the only retarded one of us.

5mileys
5mileys

@Crazy_Nice
;_;

Inmate
Inmate

@Fuzzy_Logic
Remove the weight idiot, pullups add height, but weight removes it.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Crazy_Nice
Where in the word squat do you see Russian? A good example with that one would be

Romanian Deadlifts
Still American

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@ZeroReborn
wtf are you talking about, I'VE never seen a russian not squatting

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spazyfool
But just because it's a squat doesn't make it a Russian squat. Your joke requires understanding of other jokes, so it's a shit pun and not a pun at all.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evilember
Sakura has got to be the gayest thing i ever genuinely enjoyed

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
You just sound autistic honestly. You're overthinking this meme.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Crazy_Nice
they don't have to be puns, just funny
everybody on the internet associates squatting with slavs anyway

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew
@King_Martha

I guess

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Evilember
Overhead presses
Still under my head

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Crazy_Nice
its not my joke you cunt, i thought it was fine.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spazyfool
i think it's slavs/polsk that squat

eGremlin
eGremlin

skullcrushers
head still intact

FastChef
FastChef

squats
pay rent on my home

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evilember
skull crushers
skull fully intact

Nojokur
Nojokur

leg extensions
still manlet

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@DeathDog
American here. What's the difference? Aren't you all Soviets anyway?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
they all pretty similar

Lunatick
Lunatick

dumbbell flyes
do it anyway

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Evilember
recycled post

farquit
farquit

goblet squats
not a wartime reporter

takes2long
takes2long

@Harmless_Venom
Take my upvote. Reposters must be put in their place, and I'm glad a gentlesir such as you is here to do it. Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Supergrass
@Crazy_Nice

Joke
your head

Fucking manlets

w8t4u
w8t4u

@King_Martha
/r/catalog#s=eddit

idontknow
idontknow

@King_Martha
I do have to say, in the end I understood the joke so I have to apologise to the weighted pull up dude. Your thing was indeed a pun, but like the other dude said, it would be easier to understand if you remove the weighted part.

SniperWish
SniperWish

dodge charger
don't

WebTool
WebTool

incline bench press
do it anyway

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperWish
Who was in the wrong here?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
I'm going to go out on a limb and say the person with their foot on the accelerator

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
idk man they should have looked both ways

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
Why do you say that?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Wall sit
It keeps standing

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Ignoramus
@Illusionz
Because trying to kill people for a difference in opinion is wildly stupid and irrational

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
Squats
Removed from fluff

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
If it's a highway, then the pedestrians are criminally responsible, but civil court will support them. You're legally not suppose to block interstates since they're an apparatus for emergency services to move quickly to emergencies.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TurtleCat
Well that's just your opinion.

Evilember
Evilember

decline bench press
do it anyway

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