You need to be got to get hot chicks

i think you just accidentally summed up life into one sentence

>the best baseball players have the most strikeouts in their careers
what the fuck are you talking about

When's he gonna post in this thread like every other time this thread gets posted

When she first started YouTube or even as little as 5 years ago I remember her being ugly as shit. Also she told Censor that her boyfriend has so much dirt on her that he'd release if she left him that her career would be fucked. I'm sure she's been with Chad 10+ times since she's been with Sausage.

baseball-reference.com/leaders/SO_career.shtml
obviously not every greatest baseball player is there, but look at some the names in the top 50

Guys guys, listen up guys, outliers should be our role models to plan our life guys!

Not explaining shit, faggot. Instead why don't you go ahead and become a greedy fat neet and green text us the stories of all the poon slaying. Well no? Yah, miracles happen once in a while.

Also, her in pic related. Looks like an average whore to me.

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>outliers should be our role models

only exceptional people are worth respect

He catfished her too. His icebreaker was that he'd drag his balls through a mile of glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie. So even with cat fishing her, using a Veeky Forums line, while being a fat fuck he still managed to get her.

He posted this all on Veeky Forums a few months back and even confirmed it was him on his Twitter.

fucking hell

He looks like fat Jon Snow. He probably is hung like a horse though.

>one guys buys a lottery ticket
>wins
>millions of others buy lottery tickets
>they dont win
Explain this Veeky Forums

Even if that was true, she could a guy 10 times hotter and still cheat on that guy. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING POINT? What does she get from it?

She fucks other guys.

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>What does she get from it?
Giving nerd fanbois hope. If she was dating chad her fanbase would be cut in half.

i really do admire the fact that you love your girlfriend so much and want to show her off, even though i find her repulsive.

anyway fuck off justin

which one is u and which one is the girl

most people just awkwardly ignore Wal-Mart greeters, but you went ahead and married one.

Good on ya, user

N

guy in pic posted on here and explained it, she has extremely low self esteem

She might. But it was HIM that cheated repeatedly that lead to all their constant "breaking up" and then getting back together drama on youtube.

You miss 100% of the shots you dont take.

Dont fear rejection or you wont take the shots and you will miss out.

>But it was HIM that cheated repeatedly
source?

really pointy elbows too i bet

mannerisms matter, and feet are important

Different people like different things, and that isn't determined by how hot you are.
Better-looking people just end up with more options.

the only lesson learned here is stop kissing ass to sluts, even if they look good who gives a fuck. far less quality women out there, I've met maybe 3-4 lifetime of 30 years. get a keeper and keep her, bang whatever slut on the side you can get away with and that's about the best you can hope for in life.

you faggots still posting about me

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Underrated post. Toppest kek.

>hot GF

Shes a 5/10 thats skinny and knows how to use makeup.

I dont understand how she looks so hot sometimes tho

he has game, aspie

he still seems like a piece of shit tho, i think theyre both psychopathic

Shit, Evan looks like a future me.
I'm appalled, yet impressed by the resemblance.

>hot

Yea well not really look at her teeth, Brown eyes,
nose that will have an eye out like a toothpick grabbing an olive out of a bowl

>2/10 elbows too pointy would NOT fuck

I don't think she's that hot either but brown eyes are better. They look kinder. Blue eyes are too cold/piercing.

Yes

> Everything people tell you on Youtube must be true.

kek

>git gud at vidya
>preferably fps
>Move to south Korea beat their best highschooler
>???
>drown in babes

Damn Evan was pretty good looking. He looks like a college football player.

You could fuck right off. If you fucked that bitch you would be happy for 2 years straight.

Actually no. I mean she looks very pretty sometimes but I don't think I would like her personality. I only fuck girls I like, my guy.

this

walmart people

A pansexual… So you like to fuck women with great personalities.

So let's say some girl wants to fuck you. But you don't know her. But she's hot. Are you going to play 20 questions with this bitch or are you going to smash?

I understand if you are one of those wait till marriage types but cmon.

>arm robbery

I don't feel comfortable having sex with someone I don't know well. You can think I'm pussy or whatever but to sex is something intimate and I don't take it lightly. I've had the opportunity to fuck whores but didn't feel comfortable with the situation.

>A pansexual…
How? I'm straight

You're right I was going to call you a pussy. Now you have taken that power away from me.

Enjoy your fulfilling sex life faggot.

>tall
>perfect hairline
>6/10 face
>wide frame
you have no clue uggo

Arm Robbery = Forcefully taking something from someone without using a weapon.

Wtf everything I know is a lie

because that dude is being a fedora

she's a 7/10 face with a fuckton of makeup and a 10/10 body

they fucking said so

she looks like Bill Cosby and I'm being fucking serious dude

Most women have shitty taste desu

can confirm, it's: face>feet>>>>the rest

Except he's not exceptional, he's just lucky.
Effort makes someone worth respecting.

youtube.com/watch?v=qAS6iXwig0E

I was picturing a guy ganking parts from manniquen or maybe cripples with artificial limbs

gain goblinery

Paid escort

guys nickname is sausage
makes you think

R E K T
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Fucking destroyed. lmao