Meatcucks will defend this

Daily reminder that human semen is vegan

ah yes this image is well sourced and has a very believable statement. I'm now a vegan

ITT: meatcucks furiously justifying their shitty habits

>be bowhead whale
>pic related
>eat meat
>live to be 200 years old

checkmate vegans

don't forget to take your b12 supplement that your body requires for some reason

PESCATARIAN MASTER RACE

Fixed

What matters long life? What warrior wishes to be spared?

The one on his death bed.

hahaha

This includes your average shitter under meat eaters and we all know how poorly your average person eats.
Even if that weren't the case, meat is 100% worth the risk. Life without meat would suck.

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This, id rather get killed than get cucked

why do vegans die senpai?

>meatcucks
>vegetarian - 45%
What?

Most meat eaters don't eat healthy (they eat anything, including meat, this is the general population)
All vegans follow a strict deat(a vegan diet), therefore they care about their health
This doesn't mean meat is unhealthy
Vegans can't into statistics

I'll die happier with a stomach full of steak

But it's an animal product, it's vegetarian not vegan

>implying they do
youtu.be/EJr3MUNc14Y?t=26m40s

veganism is a philosophy not just a diet, a human can consent to you eating it's cum, a dog can't

Veganism is basically the idea that animals can't consent to have their meat/milk/etc. taken, so it's morally wrong to do so. Humans are able to consent, so human-based products, e.g. semen and breast milk, are kosher.
Why are plants exempted from this rule, despite the fact that they are also unable to consent and the fact that they also feel pain? Ask a vegantard, I have no idea.

>Statistics
That's the results of a study with all necessary controls. Meatheads can't into scientific method.

Post the study

A lot of vegans eat unhealthy, most vegans are in it for ethical reasons and eat junk just like most people. A lot of shitty food is vegan by accident, but even then they still have much lower risk of heart disease than meat eaters.

Plants don't feel pain you retard. You can't feel pain without a central nervous system

>0.5% of people are vegan
>out of 300,000,000 people
>that's 1,500,000 people
>at least 95% of them are young
>too young for HEART DISEASE of ANY KIND to have developed
>that leaves about 75,000 people AT MOST old enough to develop heart disease
>that's 0.025% (one FORTIETH) of a percent of the total population
>NOT 4%
Your argument is objectively and clearly invalid.

Go eat a steak so your brain will work correctly again.

So if a cow is suicidal i can eat it and call it vegan?

risk of being a confused faggot

vegan - 100%

veganism is the socialism of diets

If there were a sure fire way to make your dick bigger, every guy in the world would be packing at least 12 inches. Similarly, If there were a sure fire diet that made you live longer everyone would be on it. Take a look at what some of the world's oldest people eat or ate. Also most vegans go back to eating animal products so, like, shut the fuck up, you're going through a phase you emo faggots.

No you fucking retard
Do you know what the word "consent" means?

Pretty sure vitamins and minerals from plant foods are key to a healthy functioning brain. Maybe if you didn't eat so much meat you'd have been able to figure that out on your own

Additionally:
>I'm 52 years old
>I eat meat and dairy EVERY SINGLE DAY
>I'm healthy as a proverbial HORSE
>I could beat your pussy vegan ASS with one hand tied behind my back and not even break a sweat
You people are your meme 'diet' are a joke.

It's been proven plants feel pain. The only thing closest to not feeling pain are fish.
Either way plants are smart as fuck to the point that they plot against each other and can tell other plants to not feed a certain plant that bothers them so they should have a right to consent as well.

>dumb vegan faggots
>think meat eaters eat ONLY MEAT
LOL get some delicious BACON in you before your brain turns to mush, veganfag

yeah, and thanks to factory farming methods, most cows likely are suicidal so they would technically be vegan, just don't eat pasture raised meat

The only thing in meat that you can't get from vegetables is cholesterol, and your body makes its own cholesterol from fats (which you can get from plant foods). What is it in meat that your brain needs to function?

>Also most vegans go back to eating animal products
This is totally true. Also I know some vegans who gave up on it because their health was going to shit, and all their physical problems cleared up in a matter of a couple months after they started eating animal products again.

Face the genetic, scientific, objective FACT: Humans are OMNIVORES, have been for MILLIONS OF YEARS. Veganfags are delusional if they think they can 'magically' override their own DNA with their 'moral choice'.

Then how some I'm so much healthier and fitter than you are? You're a skinnyfat weak veganfag with a LIMP DICK, LOL

VEGANISM IS A LIE.

What do vehicles with petroleum-burning engines, and anything electric have in common? They're all powered by FOSSIL FUELS, which come from dead animals. Vegans aren't allowed to own or use ANYTHING that came from an animal -- therefore any so-called 'vegan' that drives a vehicle or uses anything electric is CHEATING and is NOT VEGAN. They may as well stop kidding themselves and go eat a steak, they all FAIL.

So-called 'vegans' also suffer from progressive cognitive deficit due to chronic amino acid deficiencies from malnutrition. That's why vegancucks don't make sense, their brains don't work correctly anymore. People I've known who were vegan then gave it up and went back to eating animal products regularly showed positive changes in their personalities and started being able to think more clearly again.

Vegans brains are so addled that they think you can raise an INFANT as vegan and expect it to be healthy and develop properly -- which it will NOT. Any pediatrician will tell you that you should not feed a baby a strict vegetarian diet, it will sicken, fail to develop, fail to thrive, and ultimately DIE. Pediatricians who encounter parents who insist, against all professional medical advice, in feeding their infant a Vegan diet, are reported to the police and to Child Protective Services, because it is legally considered CHILD ABUSE. What does THAT tell you?

Face it, vegancucks: humans are OMNIVORES, even many vegans admit it, and your meme 'lifestyle' is anti-health, anti-HUMAN, and exists as a political statement more than anything else, erroneously placing dumb lower animals above humans, which is pants-on-head stupid.

More evidence that Veganism is a LIE and actually hurts humans in the long run:
Veganism DESTROYS the fitness of pro athletes
blog.bulletproof.com/carl-lewis-vegan/

I'm eating meat right now and I'm disagreeing with you. Have you met fat people? They know they'll die early but they don't give a flying fuck because they rather eat more even if their life is halved.

That dinosaur did not consent to being used for car fuel

>your meme 'lifestyle' is anti-health, anti-HUMAN, and exists as a political statement more than anything else
Agreed. Thread reported for off-topic, belongs in

Vegans have better blood flow due to clear arteries that aren't clogged up with cholesterol so my dick is probably harder than yours. The only difference is mine gets hard to all the vegan girls while yours gets hard to boys at the playground LMAO

>Also most vegans go back to eating animal products

It's just a revolving door of assholes who have been vegan for like 6 months and haven't given up on it yet. But they hardly ever shill online as hard as when they were vegans they just meekly start eating eggs and fish and continue to encourage other people to go vegan even though they couldn't hack it. Their character is as anemic as their blood.

>she thinks she has a dick
You CLEARLY have a vagina if you're a vegancuck. Even if you were born male, your dick falls off and you grow a vag as soon as you become vegan

Your mom would disagree with that statement

>That dinosaur did not consent to being used for car fuel
Exactly. Vegans are VICTIMIZING dinosaurs. They should all WALK everywhere, in bare feet.

Meatfags btfo every single time.

Smile at the excuses. Laugh at the blog links.

Comfy as fuck kicking back with my beet smoothie thinking about your limp dicks and heart attacks.

Eat up, sweetheart. Your meat is getting cold.

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>vegancucks
>rolls out the 'your mom' reference
CLEARLY out of ammunition.
Time for you to give up and go eat a McDouble, vegancuck. Or do we have to find you and use YOU as food? You eat what food eats, after all -- you must be food! GET IN MY BELLY, VEGANKEK

who would win?

Dude the risk is always 50%, you either have it or you don't.

vegains would win in a battle of the wits

Considering only white people care about veganism, and seeing this thread, I'm starting to think Jews aren't really at fault for all the cucks on the rise lately.

LOL who's making excuses? Not I.
>vegancucks
>can't handle being at the TOP of the food chain
You're either at the top of the food chain, OR YOU ARE FOOD. Take your pick, vegancucks.

>weak, skinnyfat, ineffectual vegancucks
You must have all been raised by women.
My 90 year old grandmother could whip all of you singlehanded -- and she makes a killer roast beef.

I don't see any vegancucks refuting any of this, so it's confirmed, then: Veganism is a LIE, and you're all cheaters. Time to give up vegancucks, and hit the drivethru at Carls Jr.

Misleading but even if it was true I'd rather die of a heart attack than be a limpwrist vegan faggot.

look at this limp wristed vegan faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=5_S3P0eU0lE

>Despite being big still doesn't shut the fuck up about being vegan
Like clockwork
Limpwrist faggotry is a state of mind user.

>Built all of his strength and muscle with meat
>Goes vegan later and claims that his strength is due to a vegan diet

LOL

Also

STEROIDS AINT VEGAN NIGGA!!

which is exactly why correlation is not causation, dont expect vegans to figure that out though

Steroids are actually vegan, and he regularly beats meat eaters who are also on steroids

under8d post

Don't bother user, he's their only hero.
Don't take it away from them, it might crush their malnourished hearts.

>it might crush their malnourished hearts.

the irony

>doesn't refute the meat gains
>is alive and shitposting on the internet thanks to parents who fed them a non-vegan diet

he's gotten stronger since going vegan tho

>Since starting a new cycle tho
Fixed it for ya

and still beating meat eaters who are also on a cycle tho

The same stuff that gives you heart disease is responsible for cell health and normal hormone production, among many other good things. You gluttons today just eat too much. Moderation and such.

Yet has never won WSM or even ESM
Gets my noggin joggin, apparently he's just as strong as those guys.

I'd rather roll the dice on heart disease than take a 100% chance of being an obnoxious faggot.

it's like talking to little kids

Do you actually tell people in real life that you're a pescatarian? If so, do you have any friends?

Sorry my post aren't carefully constructed and 3 paragraphs long. Maybe Reddit is the site you're looking for if that's what matters most to you.
I'm just shitposting while I have a coffee, I didn't realize anyone here was taking this serious lmao

>moo twice if you want to die and be made into delicious steak
>moo
>moo
Boom, vegan beef.

The longest living humans on earth, every single super centurian, ate meat.

If you want to dramatically reduce risk of problems, cut out red meat and just eat fish, poultry, etc.

blood sugar a little low? You should have an oreo, they're vegan

>take all meat out of diet
>risk reduced by a slim margin
>take eggs and milcc out of diet
>heart disease free
The solution is to eat a shitton of meat and no milk or eggs and have a 9% heart disease risk. Come at me grass eaters.

Just because you read my post as me being irritated (probably because you're upset) doesn't mean I am bro. That's called projecting

lol

double lol, holy shit

To be honest long living humans usually live off some stupid, non healthy shit, but for some fucking reason made it that far. It's like the key to live long is to not give a fuck. I remember one old lady was convinced that the key to living as long as her was one Dr.Pepper a day.

If you remove fat as fatass that eat McDonald's 3 times a day from the meat eaters group I bet that number more than halves. I guarantee whatever """"""""survey"""""""" this came from didn't factor in how health conscious each individual was. A health conscious meat eater probably has no more risk of heart disease that a vegan

It didn't, when you take in all other factors there is no difference, but vegans only care about animals, not people. They'd rather a cow live to be 20 than a human live to be 50.

veganism was never about health, the health angle is just a way to sell veganism

Except it is scientifically proven that meat consumption leads to elevated risk of heart disease.

I'll believe the scientists and doctors over retards on Veeky Forums.

youtube.com/watch?v=EFF30jfTubU

Have you seen mosseptuagenarians and octogenarians?

They take a dozen pills every day, barely active, and always sick. If you think your family is an exception, go check out a nursing home. It's no way to live.