Lifting for girls

I lift therefore I am

>2017
>lifting for Megumeme

>he fell for the "I enjoy lifting" meme
>he fell for the "I lift for my waifu" meme
>he fell for the "competitive sport" meme
>he fell for the "lifting cures depression bro, just exercise and everything will be better" meme
>he fell for the "lifting doesn't help you socially or to get a gf, you fucking autist" meme

Life is memes, embrace it

>Lift for the pretty girls goy!
>Lift for aesthetics goy!
>Lift for yourself goy!
>Lift because you enjoy it goy!
>Remember to earn lots of money so you can afford these gym memberships and protein powders goy!

Based Descarte

>Tfw you realize every possbile reason for lifting its a meme, but even that meme is a meme, therefore every reason to lift is not a meme AND a meme at the same time

I lift so that I can sleep.

Everything in this world is a meme.

He fell for the sleep meme

...

They fell for the "meme" meme

So everything is a meme, but beacuse the ''meme'' is a meme, then what does that make everything?

I think the actual definition of a meme means that anything you do to improve your place in society is a meme, therefore the only possible thing to lift for is enlightenment, break free from the cycle of reincarnation and attain nirvana by meditating in the iron garden.

Being Frank Yang

>he fell for the lifting meme

>thinking that logic or reason should dictate what you choose to allocate your meaningless existence to
>the real meme

>fell for the

Who the fuck cares, just lift you faggot

don't fall for the meme meme

i'm lifting to force myself into a routine

i hope that if i can get control of my life enough to lift everyday, i can maybe get enough control over it to not hate myself and maybe get a job

also i'm hoping that lifting will give me something in my life so that when i have a job i don't feel like killing myself every single day like i did at my last one

I lift because it's a motion I've gotten used to doing. I can't really remember why I started it. I keep walking forward wondering if there really is point to any of this, waiting to suddenly *get* it. But I don't really think that realization will ever come. So I just keep going, forever destined to walk this earth and lift the heavy weights within it

>tfw somebody saved my oc

I lift do I can shitpost

(You)

I lift for memes.

I lift because its my job.

>be a mess for years now
>hitting a new all time low every couple of months
>start getting chubby because computer for long hours
>started lifting 4 months ago
>it was hard, but managed to make it the first thing in my day, thus became my routine
>suddenly alcoholism got controlled, psychological gainz through the roof, motivated to do shit, the universe threw the best job I could ask for
>lifting is still the first thing I do everyday but the weekend

I'd be afraid to stop lifting and risk all of this, but to be honest I'm enjoying it so much I dont see myself willingly stopping

You are going to make it.

Lift for Trump

Explooooooooosioon

>2017
>not getting free pussy every day on tinder instead of jerking off to Japanese children cartoons everyday
Off yourself

>not lifting for the memes
Never going to make it.

>he doesn't lift for absolutely no reason
Never gonna make it.

What is her ideal male aesthetic?

I lift for Mission Vao.
If you don't lift for Twilek loli butthole, what are you even doing?

Enjoy your AIDS

>2017
>not getting aids for legal steroids
Stay mad virgin :) your "waifu" will never be real

literally this

>2017
>not getting tested regularly if you're sexually active

Is Veeky Forums really this fucking dumb? It's not very hard to weed out the sketchy, skanky Tinder bitches from the nice, clean ones. You act like he's just smashing every girl he lays an eye on without a second thought. All it literally takes is common sense and a bit of will power.... but, I guess that's asking a lot from you considering this is Veeky Forums.

if meme is life, how do i not meme?
if meme is meme, meme meme meme meme meme?

I lift for him

It feels good, and it's the best treatment out of the many I've tried for fibromyalgia...the only one of two that works, and together the two treatments make the syndrome disappear. Without progressive overload I am getting only partial treatment and I actually hurt much worse through the day, to the point I can't even sleep.

She is so perfect

lift to make urself better

fpbp

lifting for your waifu is the only acceptable lift

it feels good, and is good for you.

there aren't that many things you can say that about.

Don't despair, embrace the newfound freedom, regardless of the whys.

I lift post-ironically. It's the only reason I don't need.

I lift for hitler

ever listen to a hitler speech while on bench? goes hard

>not lifting for memes

come on son

>

Lifting so my IQ and mental sharpness doesn't start turning to crap past my 30s. And to see if those around me who were gifted a little higher by the genetic lottery fall beneath me by 40-50.

Lifting so I don't become one of the 2/3 of people who are overweight in my country in desperate need of having cholesterol pumped out of my arteries.

Lifting so I can comfortably avoid situations where people would otherwise 'have a go' but decide not to.

Lifting so I can come out less worse when I am inevitably involved in a confrontation like being attacked, robbed, burgled etc...

Embracing the lifting memes.

In all seriousness. You shouldn't worry about any of these reasons being "memes". There all valid, good reasons to gym. I personally lift because it has good social benefits. People respect me more, girls treat me better. Above that it just feels good to achieve goals. It just makes lift easier.

I lift because I want to be good looking to myself and be better than all those lazy tubby poor people who complain about life all the time

I'm lifting because it makes people irrationally angry that efforts to improve myself become a mirror to their shitty life choices.

Lifting to cope with 9-5.

Lifting to be autistic about something productive for once.

Lifting to get a structure and routine in sleep and nutrition.

>lifting for memes

We can break this down together and find out the truth.
>meme
>an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.

So in essence
>Lifting for girls
not a meme, simply nature and aspiration

>Lifting for aesthetics
meme, Although it's common in every society to have a preference, culture and society is dictated by a select few and is in most cases Subjective opinions.

>lifting for myself
Not a meme, it goes hand in hand with lifting for girls, it's all nature.

>lifting beacuse I like it
Could be a meme or could not be a meme.
if you genuinely enjoy lifting weights and exercising then that is real and not a meme passed on. When you're faking it so you have an excuse to shitpost on a fitness oriented board, without a guilt complex, then that isn't lifting for "yourself" but more than literally lifting as a meme.
There is also lifting because your friends lift and you want to get big and not feel like the bottom barrel guy in the group so you lift even though you aren't into it whatsoever, then this guy basically lifts as a memes to cope.

this desu

>not lifting for memes

The flaw in your reasoning is that you assume memes are inherently false.

In a sense they are. In this board when we reffer to something as a meme, its beause its useless, fake and the like. At least thats how I have seen it used.

Lift for Christ.

>he fell for the 'memes are a meme' meme

so....a meme is a meme?

>Lifting for girls
>meme

Nah senpai, I want me a qt Asian gf

My nigga

You will die alone.

>the nihilism meme

I lift because pic related. Nobody likes weaklings, no matter what they tell you.

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>2017
>not lifting for the glory of the Great House Redoran
Just off yourself.

right?