HELP!

This borderline klinefelter body is mine. I am currently considering buying HGH from Purple Labds and using about 2iu a day plus Testosterone 250mg a week for a big change.
What are your thoughts on HGH, dosages and the source? i
Is 2iu a day enough?

You should try actually working out first.

Bump

are you sure you don't have klinefelters

No, I want to go ham now. Massive progress gives massive motivation. Just help me out, my man.


Is 2iu a day too little?

I don't know, I think my hormones got fucked as a teen because I suffered from insomnia and my estrogen went skyrocket.


I've been to a doc and he wouldn't give me testosterone. I hardly make any gains lifting, that's why I want to go with steroids.

>Buying UGL HGH
Good luck OP, how much did you pay for it

I didn't buy anything yet.


It's 240iu for 235$ plus shipping.

Is too cheap, ins't it? But apparently it's a good source on SST.

Get your hormones checked wtf

Already did...

You're just fat, op. Your fat goes into your legs/hipsm

Yes, my thights and butt have a shitload of fat. It's like female fat stores.


That's why I wanted HGH, burn fast quickly. I just need to know if 2iu a day for 4 months is enough for what I want.

your body looks like mine before I started lifting. You're fat and you have practically 0 muscle mass, and gyno. You can't do much about the gyno but you can definitely diet and lift without fucking HGH and Test you dipshit. Try hard work, it's not a fucking meme

Yeah, I can. But I want the HGH and Test. I am going to have to work hard regardless.

start lifting before you do any of that shit

What do you do about a skeleton like that though, it looks fucked up

This is a blue board ma'am, please cover yourself

There's nothing to do about the skeleton. My only solution is roiding up so big my upper body that my body balances it out a bit. I need to get massive shoulders and Lats.

If the SST says its good Id go for it
Never had a problem yet with the sst.
I would do just test 250 every week you might not need the hgh

You gonna injure yourself.

Too slow, due to my fucking hips it feels like I never progress. I am going to have to take roids to have a decent body anyway, I rather start out with it.


So, I ask again.


Is 2iu of HGH enough a day?

Why? I'll start the cycle with one pl8. I know good pose.

If you never worked out, your androgen receptor density is far too low for roids to to something meaningful. Roids are like noobgains all the way with a few extras. If you never had you noobgains you should get them first.

Awesome, It's verified on SST so it should be good. I really want the HGH to focus on fat/loss reconstritution. It would be great to see how I look without 15kg of fat in my legs, handles and butt.


I hear HGH also reconstitutes cells, so fat literally turns into muscle just by taking the compound. 120 days of 2iu is really cheap for only 235$. Not sure if 2iu is enough for my goals...?

I have followed Ice cream fitness for 5 months, I got to 1pl8. I used to be even worse, but because I have so much fat lower body, progress is impossible to notice.

Good news! You are just as retarded as your body

1 pl8 of what? Roids are not a fat-burner. They just raise your "genetic limit". You still have to train just as hard as before, maybe even more.

Also your diet has to be on point - you won't make progress if you eat shit all day. Also its the best way to keep the side-effekts low (aka, if you do it wrong you get a nice pair of bitchtits fitting for your hips).

Care to explain why?

>(aka, if you do it wrong you get a nice pair of bitchtits fitting for your hips

Did you even read the OP? I already have real Gyno

Well, get ready for some D cups then.

If you really want advise:
Lift for a year without, otherwise you have no receptors for the roids and you will fuck you up doe to your secondary structures not adapting fast enough.
Stop eating shit. Girls can also get slim hips.
If you have to get on gears, never do pills or shit that have to get through the liver, for fear of neeles or something.
And fucking read about side effects.

>If you have to get on gears, never do pills or shit that have to get through the liver

Does that include MK677? And Aromatase inhibitors?

Pretty sure I've read something on strengtheory about roiding giving more gains without even working out compared to most natty gains.

Yes, that's been proven. You gain muscle on roids without even lifting.

OP HERE.


I'll probably BUY MK677 instead of HGH, Test-E, HCG and Aromatase inhibitors. I want to see Massive gains, super quickly.


Anyone here tried MK677?

what were your test levels?

Yes to little. If pharmacy grade then do 3-5 iu a day if shitty Chinese then probably 5-10 iu a day (and it's probably HCG anyway)

Also even at those doses the benefits will be more health wise than gains wise and minimal at that since your young.

Stack 3-5 iu HGH a day with a 500mg test per week (both pharma grade) and you'll start to see some of the desired results.

>wants shortcuts
>willing to resort to morbidity to forego sacrifice
>not fortifying the mind to maintain what is gained from said shirking of duty

Never, ever gonna make it

HGH is expensive as fuck and used to stop your (and by your I mean competitive bodybuilders) body from losing muscle when you cut hard. In your case, your body on test would probably gain muscle on a cut even if you don't train simply because of how little muscle you have.

Just do var if you're going to cut you stupid fuck. Anyway, irrelevant because like said, you have so little muscle roids will make you leaner even if you eat and train like shit while on a surplus.

Bone structure can't be changed.
The only way out is suicide desu.

OP, your body looks like what you do daily. Thats a fact.

What does an olympic athlete do daily ? What does his body look like ?

It would be interesting if you come back 6 months or 1 year later, to see the changes in your body after using HGH and Test.

>take HGH and test
>sit on your computer everyday with no exercise for 1 year
>??????

Just go to a doctor and ask for hormone replacement therapy. Its far more safer.

Did the doctor give you any reason for not wanting to give you the testosterone?
Any doctors here browsing, that can answer this question? Why are doctors so hesitant to prescribe testosterone?

Listen here fuck boy, I dont give a shit about your self diagnosed Klinefelters. Go to the fucking gym and lift. And come back with a DNA test before you make these shitty claims.

You want to roid without even knowing your natural limitations. You are a half bitch and will always be a genetic half bitch because you choose not to attempt to even solve your problems without hard work and effort. You are going to be one of those fuck boys who roid and still look like shit because youi don't have the motivation to train.

You are pathetic in every regard

You lazy piece of shit.
First of all you have an average body, it's not as bad as you think. Your brain is just overloaded with social media models and self-doubt.
Secondly your body is EASILY fixed with working out. 6months top of cuttibg lifting and you'll be more attractive than 90% of tje male population.
Wanting HGH just for motivation and laziness. I have 0 respect for you and I hope to god you'll get gyno, roidguts and hormonal imbalances after you first cycle.

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