All the muscles in the world haven't prepared me for this

For a guy?

I don't understand why you guys go for girls on dating apps that you'd never go for in real life.

Does using tinder just make you automatically more thirsty or something?

She's clearly fat and clearly wearing a ton of fake-up. You wouldn't even look twice at this girl in public and yet you're super excited over matching with the ugly fatty who wears loads of fake-up on tinder.

Makes no sense to me, you thirsty cunts need hobbies.

can't tell if trap makeup or mexican makeup

>Does using tinder just make you automatically more thirsty or something?
it likely does desu
you see a few sexy thots, several acceptable notches, but only get sparse matches. and of those matches the ones that reply at all are less than 100%, and of those the ones that aren't a waste of time are few

ayo bby u want sum fuk?

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Hit her up with Hello
Aske about her day

insult her taste in music

I've got something in mind, fellas. It involves her favorite song

I did real fookin good

Cringe. You should've just said her fat face makes you want to go your own way. MGTOW baby.

This is pure cringe.

that's fucking terrible

I'm never believing in myself again

You really shouldn't. Your line was garbage.

Never change Veeky Forums

kys

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Woulda been better off saying "hey bb u wan sum fuk" than that cringey shit. It just reeks of desperate beta.

Cringe, but she immediately responded so there is that.

Literal autism.

Where do you even go from here, do you just not respond and unmatch or is there any piecing back together that travesty?

Some fleetwood in your mac hole

just speak entirely in song lyrics, make it work

Compliment her makeup.

I don't even care anymore

>Tfw you get to see user get his first attempt at a pick up line get smashed along with his confidence forever as he lives on as an autist with muscles for the rest of his life

Damnit man

Legitimate pity.

you're not only disappointing yourself, but your ancestors as well

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You made it.

This is why lifting for chicks doesn't work.

If you can't even open up a simple conversation with a female without spilling all your spaghetti, you will never get laid.

Is it really that hard to just say hi? You could then talk about her favorite music like her profile showed or some shit and ease into getting to know her.

How some of you spergs even manage to get out of bed every day astonishes me.

False, not giving a fuck is victory.

Todd...
youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4

I gotta leave this thread. This is too much cringe. You really have no idea what you are doing. The lack of confidence is palpable.

Dude, when a girl is that short with you say something you know will bring her down a notch. One time a conversation ended with her saying something along the lines of, "I'll live," in reference to my forwardness trying to get her snapchat or number. So what did I respond with? I said, "Maybe, but I don't know if I could go on living with a rat face and nose like that."

These apps are nothing more than validation for women, and, as such, you must diminish their self-perception anyway possible. You'll never meet her, you'll never chat with her again, so fuck her. Be a dick. Don't be a passive aggressive cunt like you were in this message. Just find something in her pics that she might be sensitive about. Perhaps she wears too much makeup to cover her acne scars? Maybe she's fat? When's she's being a cunt after matching with you, then treat her as such; that is, dispensable human garbage.

Besides, you're not going to fucking marry a girl you met off TINDER of all places, are you? My advice is get a Christian Mingle for that.

This is why I don't talk to women.

I already unmatched so I'll just try again next brap hog

>trying this hard for a hambeast

Dubs speaks truth

You must persist OP, never say die.

Good man. Don't take it personal. Take it as a lesson. Never put pussy on a pedestal.

I love Fleetwood Mac and laughed very much at this, thanks user

Gotta say something remotely sexual within the first two texts next time. Don't be cowardly.

Couldn't you have said something along the lines of "I know, dtf?" or is that just as autistic?

keep it going bro.
maybe its an autistic match made in heaven

lmao do you think she will actually care?

Like you were clearly trying to fuck her and then when you she shuts you down you go full beta and try to shit talk her? Do you realize you are in a completely weak position here? She doesn't give a fuck what you say at that point. Instead you just look like a ultra pussy that people laugh about in cringe threads

Archeologist will work on this one I think.

It works on most dumb bitches on tinder

I'll cut you some slack because this is probably the first time you've ever tried to hit on a girl.

Don't send them retarded shit like this.

I've actually gotten laid before with a Tinder braaper but that was a year ago so I've lost my edge.

I need it back

>dating apps

>being hit on by disease infested fatties
gj user, you made it

Jesus Christ, the beauty of Tinder is that there's basically no consequence for failing at flirting and you self-loathing fuckheads are shitting all over OP for screwing up. I smell projection, you don't like how much this reminds you of yourselves.

>women can blow off shit talk like us autistic 4channers can
No.

Do you realize what the average day for a woman is?
>wake up
>check all their social media accounts
>how many likes they got on that cute photo of them making that funny face
>who hearted their instagram
>how many people viewed their story on snapchat
>proceed to be jealous of all your "friends" and what they are signalling they are doing on fb, etc.
>take clothes off and look in mirror and realize how you'll never be an instagram model
>take shower and then do makeup for 2 hours so maybe Chad will notice you
>proceed to go to work at a job you hate but you persist because one day maybe you'll be a CEO like the media portrays all women to be these days
>realize even though guys like you at work, you're only "office hot" and not actually attractive
>seek further validation through social media, tinder, etc.
>go to bed and do it all over
When they hit 30 they realize what a waste their lives have become.

And, yeah, so what? Everyone is trying to fuck everyone. That's the point. Smart guys take advantage of this an get pussy daily even if they are 5/10 plain janes while people on Veeky Forums complain they can't get a 10/10 porn star like Chad can.

Women take pride in their vanity, so as to strip that away from them (because, let's be honest, that's all they really have in their youth), it means everything to them. And, even if it is "beta" according to some subjective user's opinion on Veeky Forums, so what? No one else in the world will see it. Being a cunt to people online literally holds no consequences. What's the alternative?
>"o-okay thanks for the match... consider me after you've had your fill of chad cock."
No.

She is fat as fuck.
protip
>photo

>shitimbald
Gets me every time.

>shitimbald

10/10

Gab. Short for Gabriella. Mexican name and looks. Ask her about her daugther.

Braaap isn't retarded in the autistic sense like this. Braaaap is the type of retarded shit that dumb girls might like

>asking for advice from anonymous members on a fitness board on how to talk to a fat girl
wow you're not gonna make it mate

Damn, son... You shouldnt put so much pressure in yourself. Meeting people is the easiest thing ever.

Fucking kek, I thought I was the most autistic guy here.

>falling for the cosmetic Jew deception

holy shit you're delusional as fuck lmao

top right might be a qt, though the wrinkles around neck suggest she might be a fatty, usign fatty decieving "from above" angle to hide 2x chin

Wait, do you guys actually have to try to make girls like you?

LMAO I just write whatever and it works every time xoxo

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>t. woman

Holy fuck.

>see amazing girl
>accidentally swipe left because trying to view more photos

How so? Explain.

user, I...

im pretty sure i got genital warts/herpes after rawdogging a tinder slut last week. thats what happens when you try nofap...

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wondering this as well

Face of a thin woman but the body of a bloated horse

You actually got white chicks in Ottawa? I live in a small town a few hours west of Ottawa where everyone actually IS white and half of my matches are fucking Pajeets.

its and old screen cap

now its alot of somalians

the bro has gone so far down the rabbit hole

roid gut and fatceps! high test!

Oh that sucks. Sorry to hear it. I'd have expected more Pajeets or Haitians, but still not too surprised.

You're both kinda right. You shouldn't go full blown autism after being rejected but also not giving a shit about it and insulting her without seeming butthurt can easily damage the ego of your average tinderella.
The vast majority of girls there have really low self-esteem so they use this smug bitch attitude as a defense. You don't have to be a chad to hurt them