Boost bread growth

Look at this shit. I am 27 now and i want a fucking beard, not that shit stubble that turns invisible when youre more than 2 meters away.

I tried minoxidil and i know that shit works, but it has too many side effects. I started growing black thick hair on my fucking fingers and had a super puffy face in the morning. I wont touch that again.

Are there any other _WORKING_ ways to boost facial hair growth? Something that is really proven to help? Not all those meme tipps like "just eat vitamins brah".

I think this fits into Veeky Forums, but just for the case it doesnt:
Which exercises boost testosterone the most? Or is tosterone-boosting throught exercise a meme?

The yeast culture in the dough is what causes it to grow/rise, and that runs off of sugar so add more sugar I guess. In addition, you have to punch it down once every couple of hours while it's rising so it mixes up. Look up some tutorials on homemade bread.

lol after the initial confusion i read the thread title again and fucking lost it

>there any other _WORKING_ ways to boost facial hair growth?
just end it all and hope you get lucky with your reincarnation

dont ejaculate for 2 months

this is a meme, right? i would do that without hestitation if it had an significant effect

nah dude, dont fap + zinc + shave your beard like every 3-4 days to make it thicker.

On my last 60 day session my beard was coming in quick.
Try it what you got to loose?

60 days of pleasure

well i have nothing to lose but the last time i tried nofap, i had the urge to rape my 45 year old gardener and couldnt think of anything else than fucking the whole day, so i need a good reason to make it through

dude even fucking hollywood actors use this method when they need a beard for a flick dont be a pussy

You win today

gotta confuse the Veeky Forums mind to make it grow.

Shaving your beard often doesn't make it thicker lmao

explain

this desu senpai

>missing citation

sources, faggot

Genes bro.

33 here, mine is similar, plus its blond, so even less noticeable.

I just don't care for it.

I'm 34, still can't grow a beard. It sucks.

>being this insecure

At least manlet memes are funny

1. Minox your face
2. Start doing roids

Literally nothing else will help you this late in life.

tren or masteron stupid natty retards

>all those perfect tits
Is this shooped?
do they all have breast implants?

Don't ask. Just save.

>shooped
yea

I did, I also found the non-text version. I just don't understand. Usually my standards are unrealistic and I could nitpick for days, but I'd go after every single one of those.

only logical answer at this point

Shaving your beard often is what moms tell their pubescent boys so that they shave off their nasty face pubes

They're all models and pornstars specifically picked for this picture that focuses on tits so it's a possibility that it is real, but Photoshop is always a possibility.

I've already confirmed shooped by researching a few of the names on there. Ruka Kanae for example.
Luckily my 2D purity will remain intact tonight.

They really did enlargen her bresticles while debrowning her nips
She's only 4'10" so that's a plus i guess

fpbp

Fpbp

Once the hair comes in will it stay? You stop steroids but gears stays

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>shave to make it thicker
>2017
People still believe this?

then again, how many people fall for the lifting meme?

Truth. I realized that shit a while back and kekd at all the mind games parents play with their kids to keep them in line

I'm just gonna tell my kiddo to shave because it looks terrible and beat him if he doesn't, like a normal parent

>join av to do the bounty quests
>not a single troll in the entire BG

>started growing black thick hair on my fucking fingers and had a super puffy face in the morning
oh wow dude that sounds like the absolute worst thing that could happen to anyone in the world

Yes.

Let it grow, mate, you'd be surprised how well it fills up
t. thought that I couldn't grow one until I gave it 2 months, now it's coming in like any other beard

>shave your beard like every 3-4 days to make it thicker.
wew this is not true at all, it's simply because the end of your hair is thicker than the tip, once it grows out it will be normal again

>tfw 8 months of minoxidil has given me back hair and a thick neckbeard but literally no facial hair
Fuck this devil juice

is that from applying it to face? I have a load of it but stopped using it after hearing it was poisonous to animals, my dog regularly licks my face and i didn't want her to die

Apparently Bimatoprost works. It probably has its own set of side-effects, though and it's much more expensive to use over such a large area.

They all have Anri Okita's boobs shopped in.

Can grow a powerful moustache, chin beard and side burns, but no hair in between so it looks stupid

Same, it recently started to fill up but it's painfully slow. Unfortunately without it i look 14 so i'm stuck with a shitty beard

haha i get your point, but i didnt primarily mean the cosmetic effect. I just think that something that makes you look terrible in the morning has some serious effects on your body. Minoxidil is used to lower blood pressure.

I already had a better beard than you at 15, but it came in really nicely at 17 when I first juiced. I went from passable to lumberjack mode in 16 weeks.

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Don't listen to anyone in this thread that suggests ways to make your beard thicker. This just can't happen. You got as much hair follicles as your body gave you. Just start shaving clean or keep a light stubble.

How does it look? Asked the barber to line it up for me

s'alright

I clean shave for work everyday.