She is giving me a hard time because my squat shoes have velcro. She called me a retard and did that thing where she beats her chest with a limp wrist and tried to bite her ear.
How much do I have to squat before she shuts the fuck up? Current 1RM is 220 lb, I'm 150 lbs.
Nathan Robinson
Ah, damn he got the velcros!!!!
Alexander Rogers
Tons of Jordans have Velcro and they're quite fashionable. Call her a cunt and make her sleep outside for a few nights.
John Campbell
Honestly she sounds like a cunt, do you have pics of her?
Kayden Fisher
How can you not take gf banter? How can you be complaining about gf banter? Get the fuck out of here.
Zachary Collins
Seriously mang, send a pic this way so we can analyze if she's a bitch or not
Landon Collins
Your gf sounds funny as fuck. How did someone as humourless as you land her?
Luis Wilson
Heres the one she let's me share
Joshua Evans
Rape her in a drainage ditch to claim dominance
Noah Foster
(((VS)))
Wyatt Lopez
Its not just the complaining, she likes to humiliate me at home she will do thinks like call me her sweet little princess. Even though I am a man. And she insists on pegging me in a rough manner even though I told he I dont like that. She wont even have sex with me unless I wear womens underwear and bra.
Ryan Cruz
This is not me I have a no pegging rule.
Henry Adams
Blue board reeeee
Ayden Carter
This is not me, im Im not againt pegging entirely, I actually often enjoy being lovingly pegged. It just makes me feel like a sissy when she goes at it hard
Dominic Smith
>Current 1RM is 220 lb, I'm 150 lbs. You don't need squat shoes at that bitch weight, senpai. Does she make fun of your belt and knee wraps, too?
Charles Stewart
This is not me, I don't let her peg me. But she makes me fuck myself in the ass with a dragon dildo without lube. I've torn my sphincter twice thanks to her.
Grayson Martin
This is not me. I don't fuck my self in the as. But she makes me watch her fuck our bull.
Mason Perry
This is not me. I have never seen my wife fuck another man but i am raising a child that isn't mine.
Ryder Robinson
Moar pls
Jack Lewis
This is not me. I know in my heart that little Tyrone is my son, i just wonder why he is so tan.
Ayden Gonzalez
This is not me. My tanned son is not called Tyrone, his name is Abdul. That is why he is tanned.
William Long
This is not me, Abdul is the name of the refugee we house, in our bedroom of course as he has had such a hard life. I sleep on the sofa to accommodate him in my bed with my wife
Jeremiah Brooks
Dump her bro, she's a gains goblin. I bet she's an ugly phaggot anyways
Samuel Peterson
Your gf sounds like she has a great sense of humor if you dont want her anymore ill take her
Luke Cooper
She's perfect. I wish she would tease me for my retarded shoes.
Levi White
Dump her. She's not necessary. There's more women out there. Many of them are not assholes. You're with an asshole.
Jason Myers
I wear rebands but no belt.
RUDE
Jackson Davis
>She called me a retard and did that thing where she beats her chest with a limp wrist and tried to bite her ear.
I hope she gives birth to a child with mental disabilities, we'll see how funny she thinks it is then...
Xavier Gomez
I bet you wear gloves too.
Blake Hernandez
American flag sweatbands. Why do you guys care so much about what I wear? Why won't anyone tell me how much I have to squat before she shuts up about the velcro? It fucks up my workout and makes me lose focus.
Isaac Sanchez
So she is retarded. Pussy looks infected.
Hunter Rivera
Stop being a faggot you retard
Daniel Diaz
Like close to 405.
Carson Williams
Ebinnnnnnn :DD
Jaxson Kelly
Just creampied her, look close faggot. It's leaking onto a towel I threw her.
Wtf I don't think that's possible for me as a 5'8" manlet.
Isaac Howard
...
Jeremiah Evans
>Stop being a faggot you retard I hope you have a nice healthy son so you can't abort, and around the time he's 10 and you've grown a real bond with him, he gets into an accident and has severe brain damage. We'll see how witty you think calling people retards is then...
Eli Jenkins
...
Jackson Wilson
Any compentant lifter should aim for a squat over double bw. What are your stats. Also why did you invest in equipment when you are a plate short of 1/2/3/4
Eli Cox
>Boohoo my girlfriend made a joke at my expense She's testing you and this thread proves you're clearly an insecure faggot. If you're not worth a laugh, you are not worth much. Next time laugh it off and fuck her you fucking queer.
Angel Mitchell
>She's testing you
Hudson Price
>If you're not worth a laugh brah it was lame af
Elijah Powell
Casual?
Grayson Nguyen
>Jordan's >fashionable
Joseph Green
next time you fuck her and she's enjoying it, put on the shoes
Aaron Cruz
why that nigger has the dominican flag? oh wait, he is dominican
Mason Sanchez
>implying most dominicans don't have black ancestry
Alexander Hill
That's pretty funny dude. Maybe you should learn to handle banter, especially from a woman.
Aaron Martinez
i didnt deny that, i said that he is dominican
wanna know something?
i hate dominicans like him, just look at that face, he is a parasite
sadly, many people including girls are like him and think like him
they behave like those black americans
only a a huge purge can solve this
Nathaniel Jenkins
good luck with that, o great eradicator
Oliver Gomez
>She is giving me a hard time because my squat shoes have velcro. She called me a retard and did that thing where she beats her chest with a limp wrist and tried to bite her ear. she sounds hilarious and if you guys don't banter in your relationship, then you take yourself too seriously
Liam Morgan
>she sounds hilarious Really? Velcro shoe retard jokes are hilarious? Sounds like you have a shitty sense of humor.
Jace Rodriguez
>Current 1RM is 220 lb
How is that even possible?
i'Il say 315 is a lot for normies.
Alexander Walker
I'm 150 lbs and trying REEEEEEEE!
Jeremiah Jackson
I just told her about this thread and what you guys said and now she says my squat shoes are "super gay." She takes back the retard thing.
Ian Reyes
>She called me a retard and did that thing where she beats her chest with a limp wrist and tried to bite her ear.
Your girl has a point dude.
Justin Mitchell
This is not me, I sleep outside with my cat so little Abdul and his brother Ahmed can sleep with my wife
Liam Green
why does your gf try so hard to be offensive? That's not a very attractive trait for anyone...
Wyatt Baker
She'll stop when you squat 3 times her body weight
4 if she's a bitch
Adam Wright
>tfw my deadlift 1RM is 220 Should I just end it? My legs a pretty thick but my squat and diddy is shit
Ryan Moore
Squat shoes are ok, a little goofy but really OPs gf stop bein a normie cunt you prolly are wearing nike roshe or another basic bitch attire
Carter King
>220 1RM Diddy
You either a girl or a feminine faggot, end it now nancy boy.
Jace Brown
this is the worst thread on Veeky Forums
Parker Myers
Ive been lifting 4 years too. My bench is 160
Joseph Gonzalez
here is your (You), now stop trolling.
William Cruz
I wish I was trolling
Hunter Allen
Squat shoes?
Are you fucking joking Cadet?
While you are on this board you will not use such twinkletoed faggot commie shit to work out your probably 5kg squat peckerwood. I'll bet you're the kind of transtesticle fetishist who eats nothing but avocado's, or the kind of homo who gets oil implants.
Camden Walker
I thought having 1/2/3/4x3 at 167lbs was bad. Tell me you are underage.
Charles Lewis
>calls people who wear squat shoes pussy >uses running shoes to squat that have foam padding
rly made me thnk
Colton Murphy
How is 1/2/3/4 bad at all? Also I just recently turned 18 in april
Oliver Miller
If haveing your numbers are unemplyment Having 1/2/3/4 is like working at mc donalds.
Easton Taylor
I hope you find a gf who tells intellectual jokes meant for an intellectual such as yourself, user.
Juan Murphy
>g >intellectual
Xavier Rivera
>Tons of Jordans have Velcro and they're quite fashionable. Yeah if you're a 16 year old hypebeast negro
Colton Cook
Not him My girlfriend has a very immature sense of humour. We're talking farts being the epitome of comedy, making stupid noises, stupid faces etc. It's rubbed off on me.
Jose Sullivan
I have the same lifting shoes and my wife's sons always make fun of me
They're the cheapest lifting shoes on Amazon so they're getting pretty common
Brody Brooks
fpbp
Leo Lewis
>letting your gf talk down to you Grow a pair, user.