You are born a genetic freak

You are born a genetic freak

Your tendons are thick as fuck
You have plenty fast twich fibers
Your nervous system is efficient like a chimps one
Your testosterone levels are higer than anyone on roids
Without lifting you are already the strongest men in the world by far

You gain muscle by just breathing
You gain strenght by just walking
Not overweight neither ugly, average looking with nice build

What would you do for a living ?

Be a wwe wrestler

probably shitpost on a mongolian cartoon message board

Water filter salesman.

You would end hurting them without even trying

A lot of people get hurt
I could probably replace the undertaker as a crazy force of nature or some genetic super soldier gimmick

Then yea

Take roids due to my body dysmorphia

You would have too much testosterone on your system you would go insane mode and molest a 6 years old girl dying on prision and wasting your gifts

probably start a mafia / cult

Thats interesting

But based on what ? You can do it without being a mutant

Push my potential as far is it can go and become the pinnacle of human body achievment

Probably go live in a cave and wrestle bears in a mountain

Thats heroic, but your reputation would be fucked if you ever dare to fuck a trap

pro sprinter

>strongest man alive without training
>implying I couldn't break out of prison

play video games professionally

Is this you

Probably beat the fuck out of people for a living.

>Real life trial of grasses when?

Become the greatest shortstop of all time.
But do it with Ali-level shit talking.

Green Cyborg Ninja.