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Veeky Forums BTFO

ah yes the life sustaining and vital grapes, raspberries and pineapple

$33 is 1/5 of my entire monthly food budget... in Canadian dollars.

Fucking good thing i don't shop like this dumb bitch.

what the fuck collection of items is this

When you go in to a 7/11 with munchies but remember you're on a dier

Didn't she post the receipt and she made sure everything was organic and even donated to a cancer thing to artificially drive up the price?

1 bag of rice - $3
2 bag of beans - $4
1 onion - $1
1 clove garlic - $1
4lbs chicken - $14
Various spices - $10

with $1 leftover to tip the receptionist at the gym

literally a fat liar, all of that shit is no more than $13-15 tops

this

Nope. She's some stupid bogan and here's the receip fresh from her Tumblr.

Question. Why onion over other veggies? I particularly like sweet carrots.

>publix has a meal box at the deli
>sometimes goes on sale for 5 bucks
>it's either their fried chicken. Or their breaded and baked cod.
>1 Hawaiian roll
>1 piece of cod or 2 pieces of chicken
>2 sides of your choice.
>I normally go with carrots and green beans or double carrots.

>wish they had this deal everyday.

>no change left for plate dispenser

DYEL detected

>grapes: $21.75

Onions make things tasty and gud vitamin c

Onions are good for the intestines
Gotta take care of the guts

Bought 5.74lbs at 2.49 a pound.

Grapes have never been cheap...

Just like my beloved plums.

I don't care for the taste of onions. So maybe that's why I'm biased.

Take a probiotic if you dont already
Source: someone with gastrointestinal problems

>tfw can't buy shrimp and caviar with my paycheck every day and have to resort to spending it all on McDonalds

why is life so unfair bros

onions can pair with almost every other veggie, no one is saying you have to eat onions bro, eat what you want

Got a racetrack near you? They have chicken sandwichs for .99 each. Super solid bulking food. But I wouldn't eat them more then 3 times a week. Look at the ingredients list if you wanna know why.

But doesn't cause the mc shits.

10 pounds potatoes - $5
1 gallon whole milk - $3.89
1 pound butter - $3.89
1 pound peanut butter - $2.49
24oz steel cut oats - $2.99
20oz wheat bread - $1.68
total - $19.94
calories - 15580 - 2225 per day
fiber - 204 - 29 per day
protein - 483 - 69 per day
that wouldn't even require all that much cooking which I know fatties are averse to

I imagine the world would be a much simpler place if we were all this stupid.

On a semi-related note, how should you work out the budget for things that you only buy rarely when combined to your weekly purchases, count it as a monthly purchase and then divide by 4?
>e.g. I buy chicken, rice, milk, vegetables and bread weekly, but I also buy things like teabags which normally is every 50 days or so and then there's condiments, cooking oils etc. Same for occasional purchases like an ice-cream

I don't really understand posts like these. Doesn't it make perfect sense that the unhealthy choice is the easier of the two? I could show a picture of a $170 text book next to 3/4 oz. of weed and say, "no wonder people are stupid. It's easier to get high." It's common knowledge, though. What is being proven?

This is literally a $7 difference. Where the fuck did the $32 come from? also yeah, grapes are fucking expensive, you don't need to buy six pounds of them unless they're on sale

Peanut butter and potato sandwich? Yum.

the peanut butter is obviously for the oats and bread my man

>not having peanut butter with potatoes

Never gonna make it my man

Yes, I did say sandwich friend. Most sandwiches have bread. I would argue that rice is a better buy than potatoes and you also want chicken and eggs but I understand the point you are trying to make is that people want luxuries and not just food to sustain themselves while she was suggesting that fruit is a necessity to sustain her.

Budget in a sort of petty cash fund for things like that. Say $400 a month for regular food and $50 for extras, tea, occasional snack etc.

Thanks
>$400 a month
wew lad
I currently spend about £10 a week, benefits of cutting

>Gutlet
>Onion hater
There must be a higher power scorning you for your blasphemies against onions.

Hey I posted this here a few weeks ago

OP you stole my thread. Fuck you faggot.

B-but at least I like garlic.

i tipped the receptionist but he said he hadn't heard of a plate dispenser. i laughed and asked again but he still wouldn't tell me. did i not tip enough? don't have enough money to pay for food and tip every time i go to the gym. hope i havent messed this up already. just built up the confidence to leave the house.

i don't believe you.
OP's a nice guy who came up with a smart original idea for a thread.
don't be a jealous liar.

>fresh raspberries are expensive fuck it i'll live off of mcdonalds

$10 for 2500 cal and 190g of protein

op btfo

Wtf I hate healthy food now

Come to Australia my dudes. Grapes get down to $2/kg in season

Fucking where? Grapes cost 7.90/kg on sale.
Source: I work in a supermarket

If this thread is still up tomorrow when I get off work, I will go to Aldi and get a price comparison. It will probably be around seven dollars.

Wow that picture looks nice
Enlighten me on your meal prep
Btw how do you eat broccoli? It literally has zero taste and very unsexy texture

Holy shit user that prep looks amazing, link to ingredients list?

it's from the meal prep subreddit

Best way to do broccoli is to blanch florets then eat with a little butter.

Anyone else just think she's lying? Berries would be like $4 max. Soda and peanuts $4 max. Were the pineapple and each bag of grapes an average of $8 per item? Seems like total bullshit

Zero Zeroni survived off onions for like a month. Makes you think.

Bitch I could probably get enough chicken breasts to last me a week for under 10 dollars.

Underrated

Israel has the most affordable quality produce I've seen in a civilized country. Even cheaper than in a lot of tropical countries because it's small enough to have cheaper infrastructure costs. Of course overall quality of life is poorer, but for an American or European tourist it's awesome. If Oz is similar I'll have to check it out.

>cheap food makes you consume excessive calories

The whole point is mute if you consider that you can eat junk food, but as long as you eat less calories than you burn you will STILL LOSE WEIGHT

Ever notice how your bar is missing the round things at the end? Well you have to tip the receptionist at least $10 and they'll load a few on for you.

underrated

Why are fat people generally so bad at cooking? They don't have jobs or lives...they could get good at it so quickly.

>Why are fat people generally so bad at cooking?
They eat fast food all the time

Never forget the tip

She explained it's $32 before the discount (vic savings)
Literally retarded.

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>poor people HAVE to stuff too many cheap calories in their faces they have no willpower of selfcontrol

I bought a weeks worth of food for 32 dollars yesterday.

I need to learn how to cook my chicken like that

>Please help me budget this, my family is dying.

>honeycrisp apples: $2.99/lb
>go to the self checkout
>ring them up as $0.99 gala apples

fpbp, even in a bait thread

>tfw canadian chicken prices
>$15 at most places for ~500g
started going to walmart and getting the 800g packs for $10

Literally sour grapes

heh.

>1 gallon whole milk - $3.89
this alone amounts to ~120 dollars per month, you need to rethink your list

Put it in your mouth, chew it and swallow you fucking child

>eating potatos
>eating bread
>eating oats

rippetoe pls

>cook chicken in frying pan
>when there is a few minutes left throw broccoli in
>mix it around to get all the flavour through it

This. Almost half of my shopping goes through as potatoes and bread rolls.

stop eating fucking bread

>reading comprehension

That's a damn expensive onion and garlic

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$10? For a single day of food? What the fuck is wrong with America. That's $300 a month in just food, not counting eating out. Jesus fucking christ.

It's almost as if people have jobs to earn money for these expenses.

Fucking nuts, right?

>South Africa is fraction of the price
>I have been to both

In research, onion increases testosterone.

>equiv. 60g juice

>10 $ of spices
>only one onion

I always thought broccoli had no flavor. That was back when i still ate a lot of processed foods. After cutting out all the shit my taste buds have adjusted to the point where i can actually taste natural foods again. It's pretty nice.

Broccoli has a mild flavor as is, and it depends a lot on your method of preparation. I steam my broccoli and lightly salt it, that's all it needs.

Another thing that used to taste like nothing was peas and green beans. Once you get away from processed foods and artificially flavored stuff you will start to properly taste again.

falling for the keto meme, never gonna make it my man

Should have gone with a higher number

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Morningstar is delicious but very expensive. If you're trying to save money its almost as fiscally irresponsible as eating grapes. Almost.

literally one of the best flavours, what the fuck are you doing to cook them?

You can go to Wegmans and get a whole cooked chicken for $5. Honey brined chicken for $6. Take this shit and shove it.

it's because no one wants jew trash grown in stolen soil, so you have to sell to your own people at discount price, dont be fooled by this goy

halleluyah

he eats spices in bulk, k? onion is just a spice

>idiots fail at life
who woulda thunk it

Pajeet here
53kg potatoes-$5(just bought these from the local farm sale thing)
4kg tomatoes(on a all time high these days)-$3
4kg onions-$1.5
1 gallon whole milk-$3
1kg peanut butter - $1.2
1KG steel cut oats -$1.5
2 loaves of wheat bread(4 slices) - $1
1KG pasta - $1
2kg kidney beans-$3
2 kg various Lentils -$5
Other assorted greens and fruits-$5
Various spices and condiments to make it all delicious-$2

Curry is justice,Fat fucks should die,specially the ones who don't what to buy, and from where

Fug meant 42 total slices in the breadloaves

the only problem with curry is that I almost can't eat it without tons of white rice

>go to mcdicks twice a day
>have a double quarter pounder with cheese both times
>roughly 1500 cal
>macros are better than what the average normie eats anyway
>costs roughly $9 a day.

Just because you have $32 to spend at McDonald's doesn't mean you should do it in one sitting.

You can literally cut on McDonald's

This shit has been posted for months. It's in every other FPH thread.