>be on tinder >see a super in shape Veeky Forums girl >decide to talk her up >long story short we decide to fuck >I head to her place >she opens the door >her biceps put mine to shame >well developed traps >8 PAC abs >you could see every detail of her quads >deep voice >can't think of a lie to leave >as she jerks my dick I feel the callousness of her hands >decided I gotta hurry up and get this over with >get into doggy style >noticed she had bacne >from the back the body outline looked like I was fucking a man >couldn't handle it >faked a nut and left
Fuck Veeky Forums girls I am team brrraaappphog now. The pics of her you can't tell just how well developed her body is. She knew more about the gym than anyone on Veeky Forums she sat there for 20 minutes autisticly telling me her routine and diet.
>pic related
Gavin Hill
doggo is nice tho
Camden Jones
Wow you're annoying
Gavin Ross
sterons
Jace Cooper
I feel bad for you son. I got into messaging this QT, meeting up with her for coffee on wednesday and maybe a screw or two if I'm lucky.
Luis Wood
larpfaggot
get out
Eli Morales
I think so. At first the well developed body and man voice didn't make it click, but the bacne did. I mean what woman in her late 20s has bacne? Also her pussy was super meaty
Michael Gray
Careful. Girls that have dogs either fuck them or have personality disorders.
Charles Morgan
I'll take what I can get, user.
Julian Baker
And I'm sure she'd be thrilled with you posting her picture on Veeky Forums
Charles Flores
Look at those hands... You fucked a post-op male, you dingus
Leo Mitchell
>being so unfit that a girl is in better shape than you Damn dude
Daniel Sanders
>implying
Thomas White
It's a bonus if they fuck dogs
Logan Morgan
>brrraaappphog fek ded
Juan Wilson
You gotta be a dyel if that woman put you to shame.
>only going to fuck braphogs because of callouses and bacne
Braphogs smell because they cant wipe properly, braphogs are still capable of having acne and not just on the back. Among other things braphogs are
Matthew Anderson
I'm telling you the pics don't do her muscle development justice. She looks pretty hot in the pics but in person she's way more defined.
Gavin Johnson
who gives a shit about definition shes still small. id recommend getting bigger user
William Reyes
No she's small as fuck. I had at least 10 inches in height on her (6'2 master race). But the level of definition she had was insane. I'm trying to find her Facebook/Instagram.
Cooper Myers
>backne fuck, i would have barfed on her ...and kept fucking
Adrian Thomas
Tfw bacne and know its disgusting but it wont go away how hard i try
Austin Wright
after working out I take cold showers now, and I don't know if it's a placebo effect or not but it seems to have reduced it
Robert Bennett
>this >Big
Get off my board, you dyel shitter.
Leo Gray
Dude you can look at her hands and tell she's manly as fuck.
Zachary Anderson
>Dude you can look at her hands and tell she was a man You fucked a tranny. Hope you wore a condom, they are full of diseases.
Leo Hughes
>from the back the body outline looked like I was fucking a man >implying that's a bad thing
Anthony Campbell
So she was more defined good for her shes doing something awesome and excellence scares you. Enjoy your mediocre life with your fat diabetic woman
Alexander Cooper
but how big was the clit?
Nicholas Wilson
I'm not putting her down at all, in fact it was extremely impressive at how developed she was. But that doesn't mean my dick liked it, if anything she seemed like she could be a cool gym-partner not someone to fuck.
Mason Wilson
Don't worry about fucking dudes OP. as long as you fuck more girls thn guys youre still straight.
Brayden Allen
Enjoy your genetically inferior children. We still need trashmen in the future
Thomas Walker
>clit
You mean dick?
Ian Phillips
You're literally gay
Logan Davis
*your
James Smith
You just know...
Charles Lopez
>those hands shouldve known my friend
Henry Cox
That doesn't mean (((she))) was big, faggot.
Cooper Jones
How about you fuck natty Veeky Forums girls instead of going for those on anavar?
Mason Kelly
>this is my dream
Isaiah Morris
No natty for girls are nasty too because they are too tight and firm.
Colton Walker
Uhm, is there any chance you accidently fucked Matt Kroc OP?
Jason Cook
So are you saying a manlet who has huge amounts of muscle can't be big simply because he's short?
Easton Taylor
I fucked a girl once that had wide shoulders and small hips. Just pretended she was a gymnast.
Dated a weight lifting girl once. She had a pretty nice ass but I hated the callouses on her hands, especially if she touched my dick.
Nicholas Phillips
Does Veeky Forums only mean in-season bikini competitor to you or something? Usually women will still be somewhat soft.
Michael Bailey
I literally just asked my bf whether my hands are too rough because of this post. Apparently I'm in the clear.
Gavin Lewis
Jewish. You'll likely be walking into a trap.
Owen Torres
Tbh you must be DYEL as fuck because she doesn't look that muscular at all. There are more ripped women at my powerlifting gym, several.
Lincoln Hill
>women >powerlifters
May as well be men m8
Jackson Brown
>qt
Logan Carter
Dear diary
Kayden Morales
>bacne gross
Luke Sullivan
Askhenazi, jew is not a race, dumbecile
Sebastian Butler
Some of the hottest women in the world are powerlifters.
Carson Anderson
>she sat there for 20 minutes autisticly telling me her routine and diet. This sounds like the ideal woman for Veeky Forums
Connor Hernandez
Yea op, you shoulda stole the dog, he's a cutie
Daniel Kelly
>not going missionary so you can cum on her abs
what a fag
Connor Gonzalez
If my current GF had them I'd probably be fine with it. I just wasn't that attracted to the old one so it was a bit of a turnoff.
Michael Garcia
>"men" that aren't used to feeling a callused hand
do they have personalized velvet-lined gloves for lifting? lmao
Samuel Martin
Obviously. Look at GnomeDestiny.
Henry Davis
Nigga get on my level
Adam Long
...
Isaac Peterson
do you want to know how i know that your gay ya know?
Liam Ortiz
She's hot, but what the fuck, 989 photos?
Alexander Evans
>bf
Doesnt say no homo?
Andrew Thompson
Nigga you gay
Christopher Williams
Lol at you,noob I know girls that have 1000s
Julian Baker
Veeky Forums girls are the most attention whoring beings on the planet.
Jackson Cox
Women in general are. I've seen fatties with thousands of pics
Henry Peterson
I thought op was just small by saying her biceps put his to shame but looking at this picture I don't think it's that bad
James Harris
The worst part was when her balls touched yours
Asher Reyes
that booty looks nice, dgaf about arms/abs wtf is wrong with you
Joshua Roberts
>yfw no autistic fit girl telling you her routine before fucking
Levi Robinson
i fucked a roided out brazilian hooker once for what it's worth. She had a huge clit.
Worst lay of my life, couldn't even nut from fucking her loose pussy. And i'm 8x6. Still furiously jerked off to cum on her
Wouldn't even let me hit it from the back. Lik what the fuck was that about. Ive paid for hookers 3 times, twice to fuck, once for a handjob.
Really, it sucked all three times. Fucking normal sluts is much better. Even if you have to go out and talk to them n shit
Chase Miller
Why the fuck would you pay for a handjob? Every hj I get so far was way worse than my own and sucked
Jaxson White
My gf has a female dog. What dis mean?
Wyatt Allen
>Starting to get callouses on my smooth babby hands Should I be worried Veeky Forums? I'm a guy btw.
Andrew Diaz
>Girls that have dogs either fuck them or have personality disorders.
This is definitely up there with the most retarded things I read on Veeky Forums
Ian Jenkins
>faked a nut how
Xavier Brooks
the secret is to jerk yourself 70-80 % to splooging and then let your girl just kinda rub you and squeeze it. Your legs will be shaking after dude
Levi Edwards
HAHAHA I CAN RELATE TO HER
Oliver Hill
It means don't listen to Veeky Forums
Robert Fisher
said no one ever
Dylan Morgan
Someone post the greentext about that user who found out about his gf fucking her dog
Samuel Butler
Wtf pls for science
Jason Foster
Nevermind. Found it myself I had it wrong. She told him about it
Matthew Wilson
What the actual fuck, sounds so incoherent it might be real.
Evan Williams
post abs
Luis Wright
Do sterons make grils have meaty pussys?
Luke Thompson
I'm calling BS. The OP image looks like a DYEL. OP you are smalltime
Blake Peterson
OP here, she had a foam roller in her room, a little tray of pills to take each day (no idea if they were medical pills or Sterons) and a fucking female body lifting statue/trophy thing on her nightstand.
I am telling you the pictures do not make her look as ripped as she was IRL, because if she the pics looked like she did in person I would have skipped out.
Jonathan Lee
Well? Share the routine and diet
Hudson Price
>OP here, she had a foam roller in her room, a little tray of pills to take each day (no idea if they were medical pills or Sterons)
Aiden Taylor
WTF WHY WOULD SHE FUCK HER OWN DOG?
WHY WOULD ANYONE FUCK AN FUCKIN' DOG, MATE?
Kevin Martinez
put some peanut butter on the clit, get a lick,
Joseph Collins
more fucking pictures faggot
Jace Robinson
wew lad look at those hands. the women you fuck must look like rich piana with a wig
Eli Howard
Thats all the ones she sent/had that were not just selfies. And I am surely not going to hit her up asking for more.
Dominic Thomas
>Not fucking fat bitches
Women being muscular should be against the law fucking hell.