What's her name, Veeky Forums?

happy_sad
happy_sad

What's her name, Veeky Forums?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@happy_sad
Maggie
Goin To gf her next month

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Martha.

She's my cousin I've been having these awkward tensions with for years.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@happy_sad
tfw so isolated from girls in general there is no "her"

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@happy_sad
emma, fucking hell i miss her
rip

Playboyize
Playboyize

Megan. 9 years of my life I'll never get back
But I learned a lot so w/e my 30s are looking up

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Playboyize
Pardon, but is she your family or something? 9 years seem to be too much if not.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Dilaa
She was close to perfection.
But dating younger guys is a big no no for her. Never have I got along with a girl quite like her.
tfw you got sniped by a guy who was 2 years older than her, same personality as me but also deals coke, so could always offer immense financial support

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
his*
Daniel. I still cry sometimes.

Techpill
Techpill

This board is garbage now

King_Martha
King_Martha

Nora,
The only girl I know that can kick my ass. Sadly we can't be together, it hurts but it's okay.

takes2long
takes2long

@King_Martha
Benjamin?

w8t4u
w8t4u

The ex started texting me again, asking how i've been. I want to tell her all the ways things are going great for me but I know better and will just answer with good or whatever

I haven't answered her yet and not sure whether she's genuinely reaching out or her new relationship isn't all she'd thought it be. Kind of want to tell her that her "friends" set her up for failure, telling her to bail on me and go to the greener grass.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stark_Naked
this is bait

TechHater
TechHater

@happy_sad
Sandwich

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Inmate
NOTLOB
O
T
L
O
B

farquit
farquit

@happy_sad
My waifu karen

(pic related)

massdebater
massdebater

Kayla. The worst part is that she works at the same job as me, so there's no escape.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TechHater
only right answer in this thread

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@eGremlin
Im very very far away from bolton

MPmaster
MPmaster

Arielle

askme
askme

@happy_sad
Molly.
It's been so long since we talked. I miss her.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@w8t4u
Don't reply. The new relationship didn't work out like she thought it would and if you let her back it'll happen all over again. Block contact, do not reply, there is nothing left between you teo

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@takes2long
No this is Patrick

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@happy_sad
Mom

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Harmless_Venom
This.
tfw even having oneitis is better than this shit

Evilember
Evilember

'Thicc'
That's what I got her saved in my phone as coz I don't know her name, hooked up once and now she stopped replying to my texts but damn bitch was thicc af

DeathDog
DeathDog

Thinking about her
Nothing comes to mind.

likme
likme

@DeathDog
Same
We must have read the same PUA books, right mate

Snarelure
Snarelure

Sarah

Jesus why did you remind me.
I want to die again desu.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@happy_sad
Magnolia Thunderpussy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Snarelure
We still text every day but she loves someone else.

Why do I love her so much Jesus Christ it's ripping me apart.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Zoë

She went for chad after giving me signals of interest for a while but i was too shy/insecure to make anything happen because it seemed surreal for me.

Shes just so cute...
one day i will forget but not yet

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@happy_sad
Jackie

I wonder how she is. Doesn't matter though. I still got to keep pushing after my dreams.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StonedTime
Of the Boston Thunderpussy's?

5mileys
5mileys

Lauren,

She's already in a relationship, but she's too loyal to leave.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@eGremlin
this happened to me too
i fucking hate myself for not making a move

Techpill
Techpill

@happy_sad
Elena

Emberburn
Emberburn

@5mileys
No, she just doesn't love you enough. I used to be in the same situation. At least it was better than being her boyfriend, being cucked and having no idea

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Tess, she cheated on me after 4 years and my whole time in the military. After her first month at uni she was done.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

ginny. short for virginia.
i lost my virginity to her after prom. We dated until I left for college

I'm now in grad school but I still think about ginny all the time. I've dated other girls since then, but she's the only girl I've ever truly loved

I wonder if I'll ever see her again. Maybe then we can be together

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CodeBuns
goddamnit user. Youre making me feel for something I've never experienced
i hope you get to see her someday man

cum2soon
cum2soon

Emma
She used to go in my class, i had a crush on her for 5 years, i think she might have felt the same for me judging by the smiles and looks she gave me. I still dream of her, she was the most beautiful chick i had ever seen and i blew any chance of ever being with her because i was too beta.
Fuck my life.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@CodeBuns
sounds like it hurts.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Poiana.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@StonedTime
next month
no you wont

WebTool
WebTool

tbf I'm always thinking of Sabina ;__;

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

How long has it been? Do you think you'll ever get over her?

Its been over a year for me, still stings like a motherfucker. I was told it would subside by now.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Carnalpleasure
It hurts so much. I've tried finding her over the years but I've never been able to locate her even on social media
I wonder if she even remembers me
I don't think I can ever have a love like hers with any other girl. Looks like I'll be spending the rest of my life unfulfilled....

Playboyize
Playboyize

@happy_sad
Fabiola.

I was an insecure dweeb and didn't pay enough attention to her, she ended up falling for another guy. I left the country when I found out she was dating someone else two weeks after we broke up. We were together for three years.

Now I'm in Spain. She's in Miami, living together with her boyfriend. They seem really in love. I've never been the same person. I used to be charming, you know? Now all I do is lift and not much else.

Oh well.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@happy_sad
madi

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tfw I've gone so long without female interaction there isn't a her anymore

Doesn't feel at all, man.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Mom. I love you Mom.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@happy_sad
Erika

Never got to tell her that i loved her

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

veronica
4 years 5 months 6 days

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
why didnt you talk to her?

Evilember
Evilember

@iluvmen
She was always with her friends and with other people, I would have talked to her if she was alone, feels fucking bad man.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@iluvmen
Her cunt had the worst stench, you wouldn't believe it unless you smelled it. Couldn't get within shouting distance of the bitch.
@Evilember
not me

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I Hope you losers are ultra trolling.

Don't let no girl break your heart, be a man and find another.

If you broke up because you fucked up then quit the self loathing.

If she's dead then that sucks but no one wants you mourning forever, not even her.

If she left you and doesn't want to be with you then let her be / go. Some things don't work out.

If she cheated on you then she is nothing to you.

I know it's cliche but there are plenty of women out there and someone will like your stupid fucking self.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@AwesomeTucker
will lifting help attract a qt i don't want no stacy for life

Soft_member
Soft_member

who?

cum2soon
cum2soon

My abs. I lack the dicipline to eat both big and clean and it destroys me

askme
askme

not important

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CouchChiller
only woman that will ever love me no matter what

Evilember
Evilember

Laura, thanks for reminding me.
Down the rabbit hole of thoughts I go yet again

WebTool
WebTool

@AwesomeTucker
What if you break up because you don't love her any way near as you used to but she loves you more than ever and you cant bring it to break her heart.
also living with the fear I wont find a woman who wont cheat on me

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@happy_sad
Franziska. Just got to know her, let's see what happens.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Alyx.

So I was a little unstable. You weren't any better. Maybe I shouted a little too much, but I never hurt you. I never even insulted you, not once. But I guess I could never be the man your parents wanted me to be.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RavySnake
I met her yesterday

Supergrass
Supergrass

Jane. We just broke up. But I'm still pounding her out. It's an odd one.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Kali.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StonedTime

What. The. Fuck.

I literally opened this thread to post this name.

likme
likme

clara

had a shot but was a retard

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TurtleCat
She sounds ugly and smelly.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@AwesomeTucker
this user speaks the truth
as much as it may hurt when you break up with someone, eventually you'll come to these realisations, the sooner the better

Snarelure
Snarelure

Silvia

I have a gf now. but... I can't forget

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Gigastrength
not always is breaking up and not working it out together an alternative user

ALSO POST SOMETHING LIKE YOUR TOP 3 LIFTS OR SMTHING man

Firespawn
Firespawn

@cum2soon
Lel good feels or bad ones

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Gigastrength
putting my penis RIGHT UP YOUR POOPER BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@happy_sad
too many to list but I wish it weren't like this :(

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Sophie, she lives across the country and has no desire of seeing me, even after what we went through

MPmaster
MPmaster

Diana, I'm seeing her later today at uni and telling her I'm dropping out. Pray for me pls

King_Martha
King_Martha

Trisha

Soft_member
Soft_member

Sarah. I work with her and she's legitimately one of the cutest girls I've ever seen. I'm going to ask her out soon.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Gloria

Cutest girl ever. Sorry about the niggers who raped you.

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
Used to be Allison. But I'm past that, finally, 3 years after the breakup. Doubt I'll ever find someone that gorgeous again but whatever.
I'd settle for someone who makes me get that feeling again.

likme
likme

@Dreamworx
mourning a girl who ditched you for a coke dealer
Ask me how i know you're all trash

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Soft_member
Hope she gets raped
@haveahappyday
Hope she... oh! that's a nice surprise.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Angie

Those three years were a roller coaster. Had the absolute worst times of my life coupled with the absolute best.
She left me during one of those shitty parts.

Was a grand awakening for me though. Got a new job that pays more than I've ever been paid before. Made some great new friends. Experienced some crazy times. Got a new car. Most importantly started to lift religiously.

Been banging sloots on the regular. Trying to find someone who can make me feel the way she used to, but haven't had any luck lately. Starting to realize how damaged she left me.

Still wouldn't get back with her though. She was my poison and I know in time I'll get better.

tfw probs have Stockholm syndrome

Lunatick
Lunatick

@New_Cliche
she bipolar?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Doris

Girl is perfect for me but that means life will put enough obstacles on the way to make it not easy. But I will gf the bitch.

Rollin' for oracle.

likme
likme

@Lunatick
Stockholm Syndrome is a condition when a captive falls in love with their captor.

She was batshit. Always had to be around me, demanding my presence, and I loved being around her so I complied. She was my best friend and my shadow. We were always together and after we broke up I felt like I was dependent on her.

She didn't have Stockholm Syndrome, I did.

Methshot
Methshot

Eunice.

Of course I'm thinking about her, she's a wonderful girl and we've been together for over 4 years, we're madly in love. She's loved me since before I started lifting, and now that I am, she constantly tells me how much she loves that I'm improving myself, how proud of my progress she is.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@happy_sad
Natalie. Was a fat dyke who is getting fit and now is slim. One of the most perfect specimens Id ever met and was the greatest friend Id ever had.

Headsup: Faggotshit
I think the idea of a soulmate and even the word is fucking cringe inducing and stupid. But man if I had one she was it. Heart sang around her.
You know that sinking feeling you get when you are locked out of your house and cant find the key anywhere on you, or you see the clock and realized that you just missed a big project or final? That is with me constantly. I will never get to be with her and I really was a terrible friend. Shes a regular here. Natalie Im sorry.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I moved across Europe to get a new life half a year ago. Work and exhaustion mean there is no "her" anymore except on drunk days off. Right now when I see the word I get a nostalgic soup of feelies hitting but no face or name to go with it, just vague recollections of all the few more prominent ones

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Methshot
@haveahappyday
@haveahappyday
@Supergrass
@askme
@Stark_Naked
y'all motherfuckers old

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Dreamworx
ok then get into selling coke. problem soved

King_Martha
King_Martha

Olympic Barbella

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TalkBomber
Natalie here. don't care about you but your dick is small so lol about that and fuck your small wang muchacho. lick from my clit to my shit and back again

cum2soon
cum2soon

Amela

w8t4u
w8t4u

@massdebater
thats why you dont shit where you eat

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Nobody
T. 18 year nofap streak

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@viagrandad
Proof?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Deadlyinx
what's something only i would know

WebTool
WebTool

Ana

Sadly she has a bf, I friendzoned myself hard and also she lives on the other side of the fucking continent.

I guess life is a bitch sometimes, but I don't think too much about that. Maybe one day if she drops that guy I'll get a chance to try.

TechHater
TechHater

@happy_sad
Ophélie

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@happy_sad
Solveig

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Wilma

She's a cunt but I kinda wish she weren't

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Sharpcharm
nombre de cabra perra

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@happy_sad
Xai.
She inspired to go Veeky Forums, hope to marry her soon.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Raving_Cute
isobel

MPmaster
MPmaster

@happy_sad

Ana.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@happy_sad

Vivian

she's my girlfriend

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Methshot
Catch you when it all goes sour.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TechHater
THIS
@BunnyJinx
WEBSITE
@Raving_Cute
IS
@Harmless_Venom
FOR
@Boy_vs_Girl
AMERICANS
@MPmaster
ONLY

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Boy_vs_Girl
Yeah nah fuck you dont mess with me like that user I really loved this girl

massdebater
massdebater

@JunkTop
If i think about it, i don't even know if she wanted me to tell her that

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@haveahappyday
I am American, my girl is French

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@cum2soon
well obviously i wasn't her you gay re-re

Flameblow
Flameblow

@kizzmybutt
you are what you put your penis into, you stinky french faggot.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@WebTool
Wait a minute I don't remember making this post. Are you me? Where does your Ana live?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RavySnake
up your fucking asshole and around the damn corner sucka

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake
I'm not you. Ana is from Greece.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Flameblow
you are what you put your penis into
Then why would I care about the opinion of a nobody?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@happy_sad
noone

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Angelica

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Soft_member
At least he got 4 years and counting of good times out of it you overly negative weenie.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@haveahappyday

fuck off twat. Lemme finish my sopa de macaco.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@AwesomeTucker
ohhhhh that's pretty good. that's good.

takes2long
takes2long

Grace.

At this point I'm my life it will always be Grace.

Methshot
Methshot

@takes2long
more like Gayce. More like John Wayne Gaycey. lol fuck your trashy pedo clown gf

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@happy_sad
This girl that I met in my new class this week, I think I could hit it off with her plus she has triangle tits, my favourite kind of tits so I've been thinking about her.

Question is we only see each other once a week and we have only smiled at each other so far, should I just offer to have tea together at lunch? I don't even know her name neither does she know my name so I could introduce myself and ask if she'd like to get some tea together at lunch, does that sound good?

massdebater
massdebater

@Crazy_Nice
TUH-TUH-TUH-TRIANGLE
TUH-TUH-TUH-TUH-TUH-TITS????

Techpill
Techpill

@happy_sad

Aleksandra

She's not interested in me though.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methshot
Lol i don't know what you're saying but thank you.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Techpill
Of course she isn't, she's a dumb bitch foreigner. She knows to stick with her kind. Try a nice Alexandra, my American friend. Leave Aleksandra to Aleksandr.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@happy_sad
2b. She's my wife.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@happy_sad
actually have noone I think of when reading this

sure there are a few girls in mind but none that I would consider "the one". but then again I am pretty picky and dont like many human beans so there is that.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Steph

amazing friend of mine but already rejected me twice. god damnit

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Firespawn
Why would anyone want a dumb nasty mixed race nigger-loving american slut when we can have pure white traditional women from across the Atlantic?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@massdebater
Proper poppers, they pierce her shirt mate. Not even held up by a bra, they ignore gravity.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@StrangeWizard
NO.
Blacks are Americans. They talk normal English. Foreigners SOUND LIKE ALIENS AND ARE NOT TO BE FUCKED.
How DARE you make the OUTRAGEOUS claim that dirty dog Yuros are superior to our strong American Blacks? Fuck off.

massdebater
massdebater

@Boy_vs_Girl
Do they give your trousers a proper popper

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@happy_sad
Who cares about americans anyway ? look at Veeky Forums it is full of americans and literally the shithole of the internet. I only come here ironically, it is like watching apes in a zoo throwing shit at each other. you guys are all subhuman incels.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
You know it bitch

Techpill
Techpill

@happy_sad
Rhodesia.

On a non-meme related note, there were three girls I wish I had the balls to start a relationship with.
It eats at me from time time.
I'm sorry, Samantha, Breanna, Alyssa.
I wish I wasn't such a scared loser when I met you.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@happy_sad
low tier bait

Firespawn
Firespawn

@happy_sad
Weronika
Perfect blonde, pure, blue-eyed qt

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Firespawn
she sounds fucking nasty, bet she wipes her shit up her own slimehole

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@LuckyDusty
this gen z shitskin is so triggered

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Stark_Naked
vaginas aren't smelly
doo doo isn't smelly
lol whatever you say chief

w8t4u
w8t4u

Caroline.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@haveahappyday

Rollin for Doris also.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Vilma

She used to be pretty cool and had a sense of humour about everything

grab her tit
tell her she's got nice tits for a little boy
"you should check if I'm a trap hehe"

She wasn't, but she was a cunt otherwise

eGremlin
eGremlin

@happy_sad
Madilyn.

She's currently my girlfriend.

tfw gf

feels great

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@happy_sad
Fuck off with this /b/-tier garbaggio

MPmaster
MPmaster

Melissa

Bidwell
Bidwell

Megan
I work with her and I refuse to talk to her until I'm good enough.
She probably thinks I'm autistic but I need to lose weight or I'll regret it forever

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

There has never been anyone, really. Even if I felt like there was something with some girl, I could tell they didn't feel the same way. I'm starting to accept that there will never be anyone.

Techpill
Techpill

@happy_sad
ana :(

SniperGod
SniperGod

how about all y'all start thinkin BOUT MUH PUH NUHS

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Inmate
tfw named Daniel

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