Only shitskins like lentis. Pinto beans are what's good.
Elijah Williams
sup ppl
Have you seen the mockumentary Carnage?
are you out of your mind? Black beans are the master legume.
Ethan Gomez
HEY GUYS IM VEGAN
Isaac Fisher
Good, you're in the right place.
Austin Morgan
>Lying Explain yourself
Josiah Baker
What a dumb image. Why would I want to watch an animal get killed when I could pay someone to kill an animal for me? Watching an animal die doesn't get me any meat.
Nathan Sanchez
Why do meat eaters LARP as vegans everyday lol
Julian Allen
>What a dumb image >he said, while misunderstanding the image
I wish you meatheads would slow down with the insults. Take a moment to appreciate something before launching an attack.
Cause now you look dumb.
Alexander Russell
>No meat eaters allowed >Uses a meat eater bait picture
You have earned 1 (O n e) (You). use it wisely.
Zachary Adams
>he is so new that he thinks linking to the (OP) also counts as a (You) lurk more
Jonathan Carter
you know that shit vegans say? "dude, you're just not used to lentils yet. if you eat them for long enough often enough, they will stop giving you gas"?
it's a fucking lie.
t. poorfag who's been using lentils as his main protein source for almost a year.
Chase Miller
Haha! It has two meanings, because "meathead" describes someone who works out, and in this case also describes someone who eats meat!
Wow! You're really clever!
Justin Hill
>veganism isn't a political tool of the liberal left! >nevermind that there are zero vegan trump voters!
you're being played for chumps, lads.
Evan Moore
>it's a fucking lie No, it's not. Source: I'm vegan for 3 weeks and I stopped getting gas on day 4. If you're eating canned, rinse them first. If you buy them dry, soak them overnight and toss the water, then boil them
Alexander Gonzalez
Can you meatards not fucking read? You aren't fucking allowed. If you're triggered by vegans, well then here's an idea: don't post in the one vegan thread on the entire board. Fuck's sake, all that meat must be rotting your brains.
Dominic Diaz
Let alone the fact that this is a lie and there are vegan trump voters, what exactly would the "left" gain by turning people vegan?
Austin Morris
>tossing protein away with the soak water
never gonna make it
Levi Lewis
I've been a vegan for a month and I say you are a fucking liar. You still get lots of gas
Kevin Cooper
But animals kill eachother all the time
Luke Wilson
Lack of b12 fucks with your brain and thinking, liberals want this to maintain a brain dead voterbase
Aaron Young
No your body is just different. I never get gas except for when I eat TVP. Beans do nothing to me.
Dylan Ross
>Will you watch this video of me shitting? No, that's repulsive. >Will you pay me to use my public bathroom Yeah sure I need to go.
Christopher Bennett
"lots" means nothing, it's still the same as before. Then again it may be because I've never not eaten clean in my life except for weekends, holidays and birthdays, so the gut bacteria was probably already adjusted
Nathan Reed
Liar
Jacob Reed
Yeah, I hear you. How's that super male vitality working for you?
Luke Bell
>Processed meattrash lowers sperm count >Crucially, however, none of these variations in diet affected the chance of the couples becoming pregnant after treatment, or having a baby. This means the study cannot prove that processed meat causes lower male fertility >Importantly, the effect of overall meat intake was not related to fertility success, which is the chance of becoming pregnant after the treatment cycles, or having a live birth. >nhs.uk/news/food-and-diet/does-red-meat-affect-male-fertility/ >ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/35465 >ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3257705/
There are no sources of b12 that exist naturally outside of animal products. You are lying to yourself.
Jonathan Rogers
Becoming a vegan distances you from non-vegans. Your relationships with non-vegans WILL suffer at least in a small way, and you WILL meet less non-vegans in the future because of your choice.
It puts you in an echo-chamber of fellow-minded people. The right cant use veganism because veganism is an appeal to muh feels.
A person that changes their life because of the feelings of inferior animal species (some even deny mankind's place in the food chain, altogether) will certainly vote based on the feelings of poor people, refugees, etc.
And as long as veganism keeps them in the echo chamber, they will not see reason and agree with conservatives on anything.
Andrew Lewis
That doesn't work because you don't need eat animals. If you're repulsed by the sight of dead animals, why pay someone to commit this act?
Jaxson Smith
And if you don't wanna read my post, just ask yourself why every Green party in the world is on the political left, with some of them being borderline communist.
Nathan Wright
I agreed with you until I overcooked the beans. Try it!
Do go on. I'm nearly convinced.
>vegan trump voters I'm one. Fuck communism.
Charles Campbell
Daily reminder that drinking milk causes osteoporosis. Don't drink milk if you want strong bones.
Josiah Evans
Need is irrelevant.
>Why pay someone to commit this act? What is specialization of labor?
John Ramirez
The US osteoporosis foundation seems to think you are full of shit.
I am a conservative though. More conservative than anyone I know.
Juan Harris
and there 20 year old black female trump supporters. politiics is a numbers game.
Aaron Davis
why are vegans such annoying cunts that only seem to only preach all or nothing.
maybe try to encourage people to eat less meat in general rather than just our right shame them for eating meat.
Adam James
I fucking love chicken and fish. Shit's great Ethics side of veganism makes little sense, these animals are bred to be killed. If it weren't for people that ate meat they wouldn't have lived in the first place. In my opinion the only downside is all the fucking methane that comes from livestock. Otherwise throw me something dead so I can roast it
Liam Martin
That wouldn't be very vegany of them now would it? It's a lifestyle dude. Like how faggots have to tell people how much they love sucking cock.
Jaxon Hill
dude, people are killing 2 cows a day per capita lmao
Caleb Brown
What I'm saying is that there's nothing about my values that don't align with conservatism.
Jack Phillips
I think you're on this wall
Jackson Morales
And I just told you, politics is a numbers game. It's about majorities.
The majority of vegans are bleeding hearts, and the majority of bleeding hearts will vote with their feelings rather than with their brain (i.e. liberals).
Lucas Adams
I've always wondered, why the fuck are these vegan threads in Veeky Forums?
Leo Cox
based Wall of Facts about to crumble on that cuck's head
Jacob Rogers
The most liberal states, also have the highest percentile of faggots and vegans.
Whether that specifically applies to you, is irrelevant.
Wyatt Richardson
there's a few on /pol/
I wonder (((why)))
Juan Kelly
Reminder that animals are instrumental to human existence. You should use them at your pleasure so long as you do not make a beast of yourself, e.g. delighting in skinning a cat.
Jack Rivera
I don't see your point. You calling me gay?
Veganism is the redpill
pussy
Jeremiah Gray
I mean, if the political alignment of every single Green party in the world doesn't make you raise an eyebrow, no wonder you can get influenced into becoming a vegan.
James Russell
>Why are threads about diet on Veeky Forums Hmm... maybe you're right. Actual discussions about fitness don't quite fit in with all the manlet, /r9k/, and lookism threads.
Michael Thompson
Yeah man, I hear you. I used to have a neighbor who beat his dog 7 days a week. I could hear the poor thing wailing and howling every night, like a child looking desperately for some help. Telling him to stop beating his dog and start beating a boxing sack didn't work. I mean who am I to force my views on him and tell him that what he's doing is wrong? Morality is subjective, amirite? But my friend was less pushy than me. He told my neighbor to take a break from beating his dog on mondays. It sort of worked, some mondays he indeed stops beating his dog, or at least he beats the dog with a soft plastic baton instead of a heavy wooden stick. Let's be realistic, it's a net benefit, isn't it? >Ethics side of veganism makes little sense, these animals are bred to be killed. Assume I have a child for the soe purpose to eat it. Is that morally acceptable? >but that's illegal! Assume I migrate to australia and join the abbo society and they accept me as one of them. Is eating my child now morally acceptable? >but you'll get prion's! Assume I am an amazing doctor and invent the anti-prion's vaccine. Is eating my child now morally acceptable? >If it weren't for people that ate meat they wouldn't have lived in the first place Did you mind the billions of years you spent unborn? Do you have even a concept of what it was? >if yes >if no With your current knowledge of how the world works, if given the option to live a livestock animal's life or live no life, what would you choose? Why?
Robert Long
Nobody gets influenced to be a vegan. You're influenced to eat animals even though you don't want to hurt them.
Cooper Clark
man, you're thick. see , and that's enough (You)'s for (You) from (Me).
Wyatt Johnson
>Nobody gets influenced to be a vegan
my motherfucking sides
Landon Long
If I have a child, and my only reason for having the child is to eat it, is it okay to eat him/her because I intended to?
Landon Adams
>I don't see your point. You calling me gay? No.
Just saying fags, vegans, and liberals are all correlated.
Chase Green
>you're thick Maybe my dick. Thanks for the replies.
Hudson Mitchell
There's no comparison between eating an animal and eating a child. That's the problem with vegans. It's not that they care too much about animals, it's that they clearly care too little about humans. Only a fucking psychopath would think you've made a compelling analogy.
Colton Thompson
I get hungry watching those slaughter house videos. All that potential meet for consumption.
Cooper Reyes
Human cow.
Grayson Gonzalez
>There's no comparison between eating an animal and eating a child. well animals and children are both innocent and can feel pain
so you really shouldn't harm either one
Sebastian Cox
>Would you become a cannibal? Then why aren't you vegan, then?
I thought this was vegan territory? Someone help this man out with his arguments.
Colton White
>delighting in skinning a cat big no-no >delighting in skinning a turkey a-okay
John Wilson
If animals are equivalent to humans.
Why shouldn't I eat animals as other animals do? one cannot be equal and superior at the same time.
Charles Gray
I used your own words. You're hearing what you say for the first time, and you know it's fucked up, so you reflect your hurt feelings with me as the perpetrator. You literally said >these animals are bred to be killed. that it's ok to eat animals as long as that's what we bred them for. I used your exact logic. >but animals and humans aren't the same! Name the trait absent/present in animals but present/absent in humans that makes it ok for us to needlessly exploit, kill and eat them, that if absent/present in a human would make it ok to treat that human the way we treat animals
Colton Collins
animals are an inferior species, user. not that your fully cucked brain would understand superiority, or the concept of a food chain.
vegans would have the species that went to the moon on the same level as cows, fookin' hell, lads.
Grayson Baker
>If you shouldn't harm either children or animals, this means that animals are equivalent to humans.
Josiah Diaz
>Name the trait absent/present in animals. Being human.
Also I don't have to do shit. Eating animals is default human behavior. Stop shifting the burden.
Wyatt Ramirez
certainly what you implied.
Alexander Martinez
>Why shouldn't I eat animals as other animals do? Because you can easily avoid it. And you are a moral agent who should be able to understand that harming others for no good reason is a wrong
Leo Long
Skinning a cat has no instrumental purpose. Skinning a turkey has a purpose, insofar as you intend to consume the flesh of the turkey. I'll grant, however, that it is still perverse to delight in skinning a turkey, just as it is perverse to delight in doing any other perfunctory task, like brushing your teeth or taking a shit.
Adrian Gonzalez
So then you agree substituting a child for a cow is a false analogy?
Landon Bennett
no, it's one of the most common retarded strawman arguments from meatcucks. i know many vegans and i've never met a single one who though that animals and humans deserve the same moral consideration
Xavier Long
imagine having reading comprehension this bad user, Elon Musk and Stephen Hawking ARE your superiors, no way around that. They have done things to help the advancement of the human race, you've done about as much as a pig. Even though you AREN'T equal, you still think it's wrong for them to eat you, right?
Matthew Russell
>no good reason To eat is a good reason.
Daniel Perez
You're implying that humans and animals should be treated differently.
Humans belong to the kingdom of ends; animals don't.
Andrew Clark
my favorite is when vegans try to get into engineering.
the green party of the uk financed a paper that simply took a UN paper on greenhouse gases and changed all of their assumptions so that they could hike the contribution from milk and meat industries from 19% to 51%.
hilarious, but dirty as fuck politics, since the same party financed a tv documentary based on it.
good. then shut the fuck up as a slaugther this lamb while my baby watches.
Leo Allen
>Skinning a cat has no instrumental purpose. My purpose is that I enjoy skinning it. >Skinning a turkey has a purpose, insofar as you intend to consume the flesh of the turkey. My purpose is that I enjoy eating it after I skin it.
Owen Roberts
There are other things to eat. You are technically made of food, I could murder and eat you, but I don't, because there are other foods readily available that don't require murder.
Cameron Torres
You are literally below tumblr level stupid, so that's all the reply you're going to get imgur.com/a/BqPzT#zaZjobq
Elijah Thomas
>well animals and children are both innocent and can feel pain
if you think we are so different why did you use this idiotic argument?
Thomas Watson
...
Parker Fisher
>What makes animals different from us? >the vegan asks over the internet, using a computer, powered with electricity, made from parts manufactured from all over the globe.
Really?
Julian Torres
we are different in some ways and similar in other ways. i know it's difficult to understand subtleties like this, but do try
Carson Thomas
>proves his point by showing that humans are advanced enough to even have certain individuals distinguish themselves from the rest, while every cow is equally stupid
Evan Jenkins
Do you really? I'm not picking on you. Typically people are repulsed by blood and guts. But carnivores are aroused by that stuff.
Sebastian Morgan
>good. then shut the fuck up as a slaugther this lamb while my baby watches. i dont know what this means?
Justin Ramirez
Sorry, I'm mincing terms. By instrumental purpose (I'm forgetting the real term for this), I mean a purpose which makes you better. It does not make you better to skin a cat for the joy of skinning a cat. It does, however, make you better, albeit on a very base level, to skin a turkey in order to consume turkey flesh. It is part of the human function to grow, and one way we grow is by consuming the flesh of other animals.
Joshua Harris
I can watch slaughterhouse videos all day.
Show me a video of a surgery on a human and I'm out of the room, though.