Sum up Veeky Forums in one image

Spamalot
Spamalot

sum up Veeky Forums in one image

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvttgV0vL90
Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i should've used this in one the OP instead

RavySnake
RavySnake

@w8t4u
my ninja elgin

StonedTime
StonedTime

tfw no traditional christian qt on anavar

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StonedTime
tfw no anavar clit dick gf

askme
askme

@Sharpcharm
Holy shit. I love whoever put that together

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sharpcharm
Amazing

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

HOW LONG CAN A WIZARD LAST?! Place your bets, gentlemen! It's time to get the answer!

I'm a certified wizard (33). Over the past yearthanks to Veeky Forums, i've lost 18kg and gained muscle, and now in a foreign country i'm going out to a good looking hooker. How long will i last? Here are the details:

1.80m, 82kg, decent cardio, looking acceptable, never even grabbed a boob. Have not fapped in a week and avoided porn for 2, but likely have death grip from over 2 decades of masturbating twice a day and pussy will feel weak. Tored after very long 2 days and nervous.

1. Cum before i put the condom
2. Cum during bj
3. Cum within 5 seconds to 1 minute
4. Will last surprisingly long
5. Will not be able to finish

Make your predictions! Maybe strawpoll. If thread is still up 2 hours, will report back.

No pic because phone is brand new.

I love you faggots. I wouldn't even have the confidence to travel here without this board.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TreeEater
What was he thinking ?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Carnalpleasure
That's probably the dudes gf desu

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvttgV0vL90

Veeky Forums is the teacher

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sir_Gallonhead
goes on Veeky Forums
has a gf
pick one

Bidwell
Bidwell

@CouchChiller
dude stop

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Stupidasole
#5, which country? you really need a hooker thou?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@ZeroReborn
the fact that he bronzed his face gets me everytime kek

Soft_member
Soft_member

@ZeroReborn
never gets old

Methshot
Methshot

@New_Cliche
This kind of scenario happened to me
be at university boot camp
group of girls lifting tires
get grouped with them, no more groups left
jackpot
start lifting tire with them
been doing squats for a while so it is easy to power through
wow user you are so strong this is nothing for you
ha ha b-but I can't run like you
don't see them again

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Snarelure
I have 2
It's highly overrated, also extremely stressful trying to keep both happy when they both want to see you on the same day and you just want them both to fuck off so you can play runescape in peace

whereismyname
whereismyname

@ZeroReborn
I always kek knowing these 3 are probably the worst physiques in the comp.
No legs sprinter black guy (not that bad of a physique desu other than being a calflet.
Shiny bronze god with a nice lat spread but shitty pretty much everything save for his good core and ab insertions.
And a leaner version of Dominican.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@AwesomeTucker
Can u trim my armor?

askme
askme

@AwesomeTucker
I have 2
REEEE
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idontknow
idontknow

@Methshot
Never downplay your own strengths "haha I can't run as much as you" just accept the compliment and talk about what you've done for strength training, they want to know you're better than them.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@idontknow
T H I S
Just say, "Hey thanks babe but I'd look a lot stronger flexing my dick into that virginal ass"
Works for me all the time, just gotta play it off as a semi joke.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sharpcharm
i'm convinced the left half of the IQ normal distribution are all men

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger
My unscientific hypothesis is that women are closer to the median on both sides, and men fill the extremes.

Inmate
Inmate

@Stupidasole
I say 1

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sir_Gallonhead
That's correct actually

RumChicken
RumChicken

@lostmypassword
Wow that was smaller than I thought it would be.
Here's a different one.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Carnalpleasure
this one physically hurt

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Sir_Gallonhead
@lostmypassword
@RumChicken

typical men trying to rationalize everything women say. i made a joke and you guys bring me graphs

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Stark_Naked
I'm just trying to be helpful you nigger :^)

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Spamalot

God she is so gorgeous

I would've loved to pull her into a side hug

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methshot

It fucking blows that there aren't more opportunities to show off your physical prowess to women

be 16
work out a lot
At school
school has a cleanup day where we are raking leaves
classmates fill up a garbage can and I carry it to the dumpster to empty it
Carrying it past a group of girls
they giggle and say "Damn user!"
I hold the can with one arm and flex the other

It really is a good feeling. I can see why people get addicted to body building

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@New_Cliche
How much do I have to lift for that inverted bicep look?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StonedTime
I know this feeling

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
how long ago did you dream this

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sharpcharm
Get off his back user, it's not that unlikely

Nojokur
Nojokur

@CouchChiller
they giggle and say "Damn user!"
I could only see this happening to a very well socially established person and that person wouldn't be on Veeky Forums

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Nojokur
I think I'm socially established. I'm here to study the effects of autism and bodybuilding culture on the average male.
So far findings include:
Fixation with zero sugar energy drinks
Angst towards women for something they call "no gf"
Threads about an overweight individual named "Buggie2988"
Threads about veganism where no one posts anything meaningful beside calling each other "weak no gains faglords"
Something called /plg/ where no one is actually good looking but are trying to for some reason lift the most weight they can despite the fact that it will never impress a woman, then simultaneously default to "no gf posting"
There is one thread that seems really genuine called /nuts/ general, and everyone should check it out, I promise I'm not the guy who posts it but if I was I'm probably swimming in pussy and that's why I'm too busy to finish the pastebin.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@whereismyname
Dominican posted pics?
Gimme a link senpai, I know the little shit thinks he's Sheiko after lifting for three months, but I must have missed the pics.

FastChef
FastChef

That picture is from the misc and he did that on purpose

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Flameblow
I didn't save them unfortunately sorry user I fucked up. I don't want that plantain nigger polluting my SSD.
But to give you an idea I wasn't exaggerating about my comparison. He looks like the guy on the right plus 6 or 7% bf.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Booteefool
No worries, I can find them through the archive. Approximately how much time ago was this?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@cum2soon
Within the last two months for certain. Sorry, my perception of time is really bad lately, I got into a motorcycle accident without a helmet on. It's exceptionally frustrating.

FastChef
FastChef

@Nojokur
Nah, if they didn't know him that well I can totally see it. I've had my ass grabbed twice by random girls at school. Of course I'm so autistic that at the time I thought it was a prank rather than an expression of interest so I just kept walking without saying anything, but the point stands.

Actually there were even a few girls in middle school who knew all about my autism but I guess they mistook it for some kind of attractive mysteriousness because they were briefly into me too.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RumChicken
broad shoulders (100% genetics)
100% dyel too
wew lad

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stupidasole
5

girlDog
girlDog

@iluvmen
I secretly hope he lifts more and makes it so he stops posting here, he is one dumb motherfucker, and I say that as someone with permanent brain damage.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@girlDog
I hate dominican with a passion
I hope he gets his home rekt by a hurricane
Irma barely fucking missed him

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperGod
I try not to let him get on my nerves, I went through the same shit with CuteTomato. There will always be attention whores on Veeky Forums namefagging for some fucked reason.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
5. Will not be able to finish
yeah

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
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