Sum up Veeky Forums in one image

sum up Veeky Forums in one image

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i should've used this in one the OP instead

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my ninja elgin

>tfw no traditional christian qt on anavar

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>tfw no anavar clit dick gf

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Holy shit. I love whoever put that together

Amazing

HOW LONG CAN A WIZARD LAST?! Place your bets, gentlemen! It's time to get the answer!

I'm a certified wizard (33). Over the past yearthanks to Veeky Forums, i've lost 18kg and gained muscle, and now in a foreign country i'm going out to a good looking hooker. How long will i last? Here are the details:

1.80m, 82kg, decent cardio, looking acceptable, never even grabbed a boob. Have not fapped in a week and avoided porn for 2, but likely have death grip from over 2 decades of masturbating twice a day and pussy will feel weak. Tored after very long 2 days and nervous.

1. Cum before i put the condom
2. Cum during bj
3. Cum within 5 seconds to 1 minute
4. Will last surprisingly long
5. Will not be able to finish

Make your predictions! Maybe strawpoll. If thread is still up 2 hours, will report back.

No pic because phone is brand new.

I love you faggots. I wouldn't even have the confidence to travel here without this board.

What was he thinking ?

That's probably the dudes gf desu

youtube.com/watch?v=GvttgV0vL90

Veeky Forums is the teacher

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>goes on Veeky Forums
>has a gf
pick one

dude stop

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#5, which country? you really need a hooker thou?

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the fact that he bronzed his face gets me everytime kek

never gets old

This kind of scenario happened to me
>be at university boot camp
>group of girls lifting tires
>get grouped with them, no more groups left
>jackpot
>start lifting tire with them
>been doing squats for a while so it is easy to power through
>wow user you are so strong this is nothing for you
>ha ha b-but I can't run like you
>don't see them again

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I have 2
It's highly overrated, also extremely stressful trying to keep both happy when they both want to see you on the same day and you just want them both to fuck off so you can play runescape in peace

I always kek knowing these 3 are probably the worst physiques in the comp.
No legs sprinter black guy (not that bad of a physique desu other than being a calflet.
Shiny bronze god with a nice lat spread but shitty pretty much everything save for his good core and ab insertions.
And a leaner version of Dominican.

Can u trim my armor?

>I have 2
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Never downplay your own strengths "haha I can't run as much as you" just accept the compliment and talk about what you've done for strength training, they want to know you're better than them.

T H I S
Just say, "Hey thanks babe but I'd look a lot stronger flexing my dick into that virginal ass"
Works for me all the time, just gotta play it off as a semi joke.

i'm convinced the left half of the IQ normal distribution are all men

My unscientific hypothesis is that women are closer to the median on both sides, and men fill the extremes.

I say 1

That's correct actually

Wow that was smaller than I thought it would be.
Here's a different one.

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this one physically hurt

typical men trying to rationalize everything women say. i made a joke and you guys bring me graphs

I'm just trying to be helpful you nigger :^)

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God she is so gorgeous

I would've loved to pull her into a side hug

It fucking blows that there aren't more opportunities to show off your physical prowess to women

>be 16
>work out a lot
>At school
>school has a cleanup day where we are raking leaves
>classmates fill up a garbage can and I carry it to the dumpster to empty it
>Carrying it past a group of girls
>they giggle and say "Damn user!"
>I hold the can with one arm and flex the other

It really is a good feeling. I can see why people get addicted to body building

How much do I have to lift for that inverted bicep look?

I know this feeling

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how long ago did you dream this

Get off his back user, it's not that unlikely

>they giggle and say "Damn user!"
I could only see this happening to a very well socially established person and that person wouldn't be on Veeky Forums

I think I'm socially established. I'm here to study the effects of autism and bodybuilding culture on the average male.
So far findings include:
Fixation with zero sugar energy drinks
Angst towards women for something they call "no gf"
Threads about an overweight individual named "Buggie2988"
Threads about veganism where no one posts anything meaningful beside calling each other "weak no gains faglords"
Something called /plg/ where no one is actually good looking but are trying to for some reason lift the most weight they can despite the fact that it will never impress a woman, then simultaneously default to "no gf posting"
There is one thread that seems really genuine called /nuts/ general, and everyone should check it out, I promise I'm not the guy who posts it but if I was I'm probably swimming in pussy and that's why I'm too busy to finish the pastebin.

Dominican posted pics?
Gimme a link senpai, I know the little shit thinks he's Sheiko after lifting for three months, but I must have missed the pics.

That picture is from the misc and he did that on purpose

I didn't save them unfortunately sorry user I fucked up. I don't want that plantain nigger polluting my SSD.
But to give you an idea I wasn't exaggerating about my comparison. He looks like the guy on the right plus 6 or 7% bf.

No worries, I can find them through the archive. Approximately how much time ago was this?

Within the last two months for certain. Sorry, my perception of time is really bad lately, I got into a motorcycle accident without a helmet on. It's exceptionally frustrating.

Nah, if they didn't know him that well I can totally see it. I've had my ass grabbed twice by random girls at school. Of course I'm so autistic that at the time I thought it was a prank rather than an expression of interest so I just kept walking without saying anything, but the point stands.

Actually there were even a few girls in middle school who knew all about my autism but I guess they mistook it for some kind of attractive mysteriousness because they were briefly into me too.

>broad shoulders (100% genetics)
>100% dyel too
wew lad

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I secretly hope he lifts more and makes it so he stops posting here, he is one dumb motherfucker, and I say that as someone with permanent brain damage.

I hate dominican with a passion
I hope he gets his home rekt by a hurricane
Irma barely fucking missed him

I try not to let him get on my nerves, I went through the same shit with CuteTomato. There will always be attention whores on Veeky Forums namefagging for some fucked reason.

>5. Will not be able to finish
yeah

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